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bornadog
01-05-2014, 12:07 PM
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Bob Murphy (http://www.theage.com.au/afl/by/Bob-Murphy)

Western Bulldogs star

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"The referee is going to be the most important person in the ring tonight besides the fighters." George Foreman


About an hour before every game of AFL footy, the three field umpires of the day wander into the change rooms of both teams and shake every player's hand. It's a quaint tradition in a place and time where quaint traditions are on the decline.
Loyal readers will understand my fondness of such a ritual (I do have a thing about shaking hands), but I sometimes wonder if we have failed to build on that relationship between players and umpires in the modern era. I often think back to an almost mythical football time where both teams and umpires might gather in a pub or social club after the final siren to talk about the day's play over a glass or two. But as my vinyl record collection suggests, I do tend to live in the past.

Footy umpires get a hard time, too hard for the most part. I sympathise with them because I used to be one.
My wife scoffs when I tell people my very first job was as a field umpire in the Warragul and District Junior Football League. "You've never worked!" she says. She might have a point.

My time with the whistle was only brief - one season - and I probably would have done it for free. I got paid though - $12.50 a game - and most weekends I would umpire two games, the under-12s and the under-14s. Twenty-five dollars a week was a lot of money to me back in 1997; a bag of mixed lollies was my biggest outgoing.

This week marks the 2014 community umpiring round in the AFL, and as a former member of the umpiring workforce, I thought I could share a few memories of my time out in the middle in the all-white uniform.
Winters in the Warragul area can be bitterly cold and I remember that 1997 season being a brutal one. Because the under-12s started at 8.45am, I'd have to drag my poor old dad out of bed pretty early to make it out to Buln Buln, Hallora, Neerim South or wherever I'd been sent to that week. Dad never seemed to mind; he's a kind and patient man, my father.

One of my school mates, Brad Nott, was my co-umpire and we'd go into each team's rooms before the game to meet the coaches and the players and pretend to be adults.
I found myself mimicking what I remember our own junior football umpires doing before games. The best example of this would be when we would ask the young players to lift their boots for us to run our hands over the studs. Looking for what I was never quite sure, but I'd seen umpiring stalwarts Mick Rooney and Norm Dorling do it for years.

It wouldn't have mattered if a kid had strapped a razor blade to his boot, because my hands were that numb from the cold I couldn't feel a thing. And besides, most of the kids were about eight years old and more intent on throwing mud at each other than they were about hurting the opposition. Still, every week, we'd line these kids up with military precision and scrape their boots with blue, icy hands.
Umpiring under-12s was more like herding sheep than it was about keeping an eye on taggers and paying free kicks for holding jumpers behind the play. I wish I had a dollar for every time I yelled, "Play on! Knock it out! Keep it moving!" I'd have made a lot more than $25.
I do look back on those mornings fondly and it did give me a different look at the game that was about to consume my life. Umpiring any game is a tough gig, but I think umpiring a game of AFL football would just about be the toughest.

I took the first tentative steps of my own AFL career as a player at the Western Bulldogs' affiliate Werribee Tigers in 2000. During one of those early games I watched on as my teammate Andrew Wills took up the debate with our field umpire, and I decided to join in.
The umpire turned to me sharply and said, "Rob, I'll listen to Andrew because he's played 100 games of league footy. You haven't played any. Stay out of it!" It was a great lesson about respect that I never forgot.

Some 15 years later, the Dogs were playing the plucky newcomers of the competition, GWS, in Canberra. The Giants' resident pest Jacob Townsend was trying to ruffle my feathers with a miscellaneous repertoire of scallywag tactics when the umpire of the day came over and told the youngster to "show some respect, he's a veteran of the game". This only served to increase Townsend's output, but I appreciated the thought from the ump nonetheless. Footy has a funny way of coming full circle.

For anyone going to the footy this week, at any level, raise a glass to the umps. Footy needs them.

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Axe Man
01-05-2014, 12:24 PM
Another good read from Bob. This brings back memories for me having played in the very same junior league (a few years earlier than when Bob umpired) and knowing the guys that he has mentioned in the article.

Throughandthrough
01-05-2014, 05:44 PM
partly for fitness but mainly , i umpire a few 7/8 year old matches through the year, it's exactly as Bob describes it. Great article.

bornadog
01-05-2014, 05:54 PM
partly for fitness but mainly , i umpire a few 7/8 year old matches through the year, it's exactly as Bob describes it. Great article.
Bloody white maggott:D

On a serious note, do you think we will ever see a female field umpire?

Jeanette54
02-05-2014, 10:41 AM
Bloody white maggot :D

Now that's another tradition that has changed. Somehow "Fluoro Maggot" just doesn't have the same ring to it. :confused:

azabob
04-05-2014, 06:38 PM
What about now Bob? Considering the paid that bizarre deliberate out of bounds against you.

chef
04-05-2014, 06:50 PM
That would have to be the worst allround umpiring i've ever seen in a game. Shocking, at least it was evenly done to both sides.

That 50m pen to Stringer was ridiculous.

The bulldog tragician
04-05-2014, 06:50 PM
I was thinking that too.. Not much of a way to show appreciation for Bob's gracious comments.

Bizarre out of bounds decisions seem to be reserved for us. They're rarely paid, but If they are we will be on the receiving end..Aker's 40 meter kick in 09 prelim still stuns.

jeemak
04-05-2014, 09:04 PM
In each of Aker's and Bob's cases they were deliberate. I suppose once again it's the consistency that galls me. Pay them all or don't pay them.

Much like Lake's bump on Pretty Boy. Not since have I seen anything close under similar circumstances paid. What's even more ridiculous was that the umpire preempted the decision (yes, in light of that it was stupid of Lake to do that at the time) and gave a cheat a chance to show the world that the dishonor of being a pussy is a trait valued in the AFL.

bornadog
05-05-2014, 12:07 AM
What about the gutsy mark Morris took, Daniher nowhere near the contest, and the umpire calls it shepharding.

jeemak
05-05-2014, 12:24 AM
What about the gutsy mark Morris took, Daniher nowhere near the contest, and the umpire calls it shepharding.

It was technically a free kick, and guess what, I saw another 10 instances where players blocked others out of marking contests throughout the game and none were paid!

If you want to press a "let's get jeemak pissed off" button you shall look no further. Not many things with how the game is umpired get my goat as much as free kicks they do and don't pay for that.

Throughandthrough
06-05-2014, 12:51 AM
Bloody white maggott:D

On a serious note, do you think we will ever see a female field umpire?

We have a female umpire doing senior Sanfl matches , she did the foxtel cup last week. She's hot a louder voice then most of the male umpires here. Does a good job.

HOSE B ROMERO
07-05-2014, 08:34 PM
Bloody white maggott:D

On a serious note, do you think we will ever see a female field umpire?

Certainly hope so! But it will probably take 20 years. And commentators/journo's as well. For the number of males in the industry, there's probably a handful i can listen to/read.

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bornadog
07-05-2014, 11:35 PM
Certainly hope so! But it will probably take 20 years. And commentators/journo's as well. For the number of males in the industry, there's probably a handful i can listen to/read.

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For our match this Saturday, both goal umpires will be female.