Could be worse...

[bulldogtragic]

Dwarf stripper gets bride to be pregnant on her hens night. Husband finds out of infedelity when the baby was born with dwarfism at hospital.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/dwarf-stripper-gets-bridetobe-pregnant-on-her-hens-night/story-fnet09p2-1227087384484

Telling Macca to quit/accepting resignation or telling your husband your baby has dwarfism because you had sex with a dwarf stripper on your hens night so it's not yours...

Someone hurting and loving at the same time 'a little' more than us. I guess everything in perspective...

[F'scary]

Sounds like a St Kilda story all in all.

[Sedat]

Was Clint Jones anywhere near the vicinity setting fire to said dwarf?

[KT31]

Really I hear Macca is expecting twins and one is Big Wills and the other is Griffs, which has really upset JJ because he thought Macca was loyal to him.

[1eyedog]

That is a very interesting way of looking at things BT.

[LostDoggy]

Stripper must of been Happy!;)

[bulldogtragic]

Stripper must of been Happy!;)
Maybe at the time, but he's going to have to pay now. I think it's Kayne West who says "got him for 18 years".

[soupman]

Stripper must of been Happy!;)

I would suggest dopey. Should have used protection.

Certainly wasn't bashful.

[comrade]

I would suggest dopey. Should have used protection.

Certainly wasn't bashful.

Bravo.

[LostDoggy]

Caleb Daniel has a fall-back career if he doesn't get drafted.