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Dry Rot
22-01-2008, 12:44 PM
We've heard a lot about Mulligan recently - how is Boumann looking?
The Underdog
22-01-2008, 02:04 PM
I haven't seen him train as he turned up as they finished on Saturday morning, but his hair is clearly not up to AFL standards.
westdog54
22-01-2008, 02:29 PM
I haven't seen him train as he turned up as they finished on Saturday morning, but his hair is clearly not up to AFL standards.

I've seen some shockers in my time but that one is definitely a standout, absolutely terrible.
hujsh
22-01-2008, 03:48 PM
I've seen some shockers in my time but that one is definitely a standout, absolutely terrible.

Worse than Ray's bird poo haircut
Cyberdoggie
22-01-2008, 04:52 PM
it's definately the worst in the afl,

but he is from dandenong area and it's all the rage out there.

east meets west (http://cyberdoggie.spaces.live.com/)

i think i got a pic of him the other day, just navigate to the east meets west pics.
he's the one wearing the skins.
The Underdog
22-01-2008, 06:16 PM
It's better than most of the haircuts I see at Melbourne Victory games though.
Always good for a chuckle...
Dry Rot
23-01-2008, 03:02 PM
Aside from his hair, how has he been going at training?
Templeton31
23-01-2008, 04:01 PM
Aside from his hair, how has he been going at training?

I dont think anyone can get past his hair DR. Its hypnotic. Or perhaps hairpnotic.
The Doctor
23-01-2008, 04:37 PM
I think we should all get the same hairstyle as Boumann.

As far as I am concerned he is ahead of his time.
The Underdog
23-01-2008, 05:05 PM
I think we should all get the same hairstyle as Boumann.

As far as I am concerned he is ahead of his time.

I sense a marketing opportunity.
Forget your Matty Scarlett afro wigs.
Give me a Jarrad Boumann black curly tower of power wig.
The Bou-menn fan club can only be moments away. It should be part of his contract that he can never get a sensible haircut.
Of course he may not play senior footy for at least 2 years, but on the positive by then his hair could be huge. I wonder if he has any ability at football?
Dry Rot
23-01-2008, 05:27 PM
I sense a marketing opportunity.
Forget your Matty Scarlett afro wigs.
Give me a Jarrad Boumann black curly tower of power wig.
The Bou-menn fan club can only be moments away. It should be part of his contract that he can never get a sensible haircut.



And cut a film deal with David Lynch.


http://www.ica.org.uk/thumbnail.php?max=408&id=1054
Cyberdoggie
23-01-2008, 06:07 PM
the funniest thing about these new fandangled hair styles is that they have odd tufts off hair that hangs out like a rat tail but it's not at the back of head.
It's like the hairdresser was snipping away and just left a random bit hanging that is 5 times as long as the ones around it.

What do you say to the "hair stylist" when your planning for that look?

"umm, just snip away randomly but i don't want you to cut these 5 hairs here and make it look like i've put a sheep on my head"