Sam Darcy needs to lift his game

[mjp]

If Naughton has a headband and a mullet, and Jamarra has a headband and a mullet - why does Darcy only have half-a-mullet?

He has had ample time to grow the feathers. Time to get with the program and show a bit of unity.

Lobb is a hired gun so he is exempt from this rule (for now).

[Grantysghost]

Maybe if he grows the Mullet, and ends up down back it would rip the space time continuum?

[GVGjr]

If Naughton has a headband and a mullet, and Jamarra has a headband and a mullet - why does Darcy only have half-a-mullet?

He has had ample time to grow the feathers. Time to get with the program and show a bit of unity.

Lobb is a hired gun so he is exempt from this rule (for now).

I think you are underestimating the statement peroxiding your hair makes. :)
As for Darcy he is cutting his own hair just like Weightman.

[Go_Dogs]

He looked like Don Mattingly from the Simpson episode.

[jeemak]

If Naughton has a headband and a mullet, and Jamarra has a headband and a mullet - why does Darcy only have half-a-mullet?

He has had ample time to grow the feathers. Time to get with the program and show a bit of unity.

Lobb is a hired gun so he is exempt from this rule (for now).

It's because he's currently seen as a swing man. You can't have defenders in our team with mullets and headbands (other teams do, but our defenders are way too serious for that stuff), so he's meeting the requirement half way. Once he settles into a position he'll style his hair accordingly.

I'm sure it's front of mind for him.

[1eyedog]

When you're Dad is a legend you don't need to rock gimmicks.

[bornadog]

That leap yesterday and his hands in the air, he must have been reaching 5 metres :D. Maybe that high up his hair band would fly off :D

[Mofra]

He tries to grow a mullet, but then he grows taller and his body catches up with his hair

[The Adelaide Connection]

He looked like Don Mattingly from the Simpson episode.

Needs a haircut more like Johnny Unitas. There is a haircut you can set your clock to.

[whythelongface]

I think we are expecting too much too soon. After all he is only 19. It is a well known fact that mullets take longer to develop the taller you are. His mullet will reach his prime around 21/22. If his mullet hasn’t developed further by then, with the addition of a headband, then we can start talking about trading him for someone that can meet our expectations.

Both Naughton and Jamarra have had a few more years to develop their mullets with the assistance of a ‘mullet coach’ in Bruce. Give Darcy time before writing him off.

[Flamethrower]

He looked like Don Mattingly from the Simpson episode.

If Sam ends up being as good at football as Donny was at baseball, he'll be a first ballot hall of famer.

[The Doctor]

I think Sam should go the bleach blonde crew cut look of Lobb and English.

[Grantysghost]

I think Sam should go the bleach blonde crew cut look of Lobb and English.

And get the bulldog colours like Joe Linton and Bruno Guimareas did for the League cup final.

https://i.postimg.cc/FHQs9cDK/Screenshot-20230306-043706.png (https://postimg.cc/9rJjb433)

[Dazza]

He should roll with the mohawk. Would make him the first 250cm player in the game