The Rocco Jones/WOOF Norm Smith Sweep

[EasternWest]

Whoever can put up a correct final list together can have the final player- ROK.

EasternWest - Franklin and Matter
All the other chicks and blokes - Everyone else except O'Keefe.

I can haz ROK?

[westdog54]

Greystache – Roughead, Peake, Shoenmakers
Suz32 – Shaw
Cyberdoggie – Lewis
Easternwest – Franklin, Mattner
Axe Man – LRT
Dadsgirl16 – Puopolo
Maddog37 - Mike Pyke, Tommy Walsh
KT31 – Goodes
Rocco Jones – Mitchell, Gibson
Scraggers – Stratton, Morton, Sydney emergencies
Throughandthrough – Rioli, McVeigh, Luke Parker, Hawthorn Emergencies
AndrewP6 – Hale, Mumford, Johnson
Daughter of the West – Jetta
Chef - Hodge
Gogriff – Isaac Smith, Nick Smith, Jack, Grundy
Alex – Ellis
Bornadog – Bruest, Bird, Kennedy
Snoop Dog – Ted Richards
Griffen#16 – Sewell
Soupaman – Young, Suckling
Axeman – Hannebery
Twodogs – Gunston
Doc26 – Reid
Azabob – Malceski, Burgoyne
Westdog54 – Bolton, Shiels, O'Keefe
Jazzadogs - Birchall

I don't think I've missed anyone, but I don't think that Burgoyne was officially handed out. Azabob was the first 'poster without a player' after your post but he was given Malceski.

[Scraggers]

Greystache – Roughead, Peake, Shoenmakers
Suz32 – Shaw
Cyberdoggie – Lewis
Easternwest – Franklin, Mattner
Axe Man – LRT
Dadsgirl16 – Puopolo
Maddog37 - Mike Pyke, Tommy Walsh
KT31 – Goodes
Rocco Jones – Mitchell, Gibson
Scraggers – Stratton, Morton
Throughandthrough – Rioli, McVeigh, Luke Parker
AndrewP6 – Hale, Mumford, Johnson
Daughter of the West – Jetta
Chef - Hodge
Gogriff – Isaac Smith, Nick Smith, Jack, Grundy
Alex – Ellis
Bornadog – Bruest, Bird, Kennedy
Snoop Dog – Ted Richards
Griffen#16 – Sewell
Soupaman – Young, Suckling
Axeman – Hannebery
Twodogs – Gunston
Doc26 – Reid
Azabob – Malceski
Westdog54 – Bolton, Shiels
Jazzadogs - Birchall

I don't think I've missed anyone, but I don't think that Burgoyne was officially handed out. Azabob was the first 'poster without a player' after your post but he was given Malceski.

Through and Through and myself were given the emergencies as well :) (TnT Hawthorn, Me Swans)

[Rocco Jones]

Great work! Westdog54 you get ROK and Burgoyne goes to Azabob!

Bookmark this Scraggers- you will get first choice of player next Norm Smith!

[Scraggers]

Great work! Westdog54 you get ROK and Burgoyne goes to Azabob!

Bookmark this Scraggers- you will get first choice of player next Norm Smith!

Cheers Rocco ... Praying for a drawn grand final tomorrow !!

[EasternWest]

EasternWest - Franklin and Matter
All the other chicks and blokes - Everyone else except O'Keefe.

I can haz ROK?

What the hell Rocco?

I'm tired of your prejudice against me.

I'm not playing this game again.

Until next year.

[westdog54]

What the hell Rocco?

I'm tired of your prejudice against me.

I'm not playing this game again.

Until next year.

Perhaps the thing you got wrong is saying 'all the chicks and blokes' RJ must know something about someone the rest of us don't.

[Throughandthrough]

I have never heard of Luke Parker in my life


Ps as always cheers rocco.

This thread makes me laugh every year

[westdog54]

I have never heard of Luke Parker in my life


Ps as always cheers rocco.

This thread makes me laugh every year

Wasn't he the player that James McDonald flattened in round 1?

From memory threw out a heap of Supercoach teams.

[EasternWest]

Perhaps the thing you got wrong is saying 'all the chicks and blokes' RJ must know something about someone the rest of us don't.

An argument can be made that the problem was I put zero effort in and expected a reward.

I should have been a suck up like that guy that listed them all and got O'Keefe.

Oh, wait...

[EasternWest]

EasternWest - Franklin and Matter
All the other chicks and blokes - Everyone else except O'Keefe.

I can haz ROK?


Great work! Westdog54 you get ROK

And the injustice continues.

[Scraggers]

And the injustice continues.

He he he !!!

[westdog54]

An argument can be made that the problem was I put zero effort in and expected a reward.

I should have been a suck up like that guy that listed them all and got O'Keefe.

Oh, wait...


And the injustice continues.

At the risk of being branded immature...

PWNED!!!

As for the rest of you...

http://www3.obamiconme.pastemagazine.com/entries/26214-victory-is-mine.gif

I consider this a victory for putting in the effort and following instruction.

[EasternWest]

At the risk of being branded immature...

PWNED!!!

I consider this a victory for putting in the effort and following instruction.

Suck up. As if following instructions are what this thread is about. Those who don't put in the effort deserve the reward.

[AndrewP6]

My man Hale kicked 2.2 and got 15 possies, a fine effort in a losing side. IIRC, the TRJWNSS rules stiupulate that any player who kicks 2.2 in a losing side, and whose name begins with D, and who is quite tall, is entitled to claim runner-up in TRJWNSS. Ergo, I get first right of refusal on the leading candidate in the 2013 TRJWNSS competition...

Or something. Another drink please, bartender!

[Rocco Jones]

Well done westdog54, stuck on iPhone, will post full celebrations later!

I said Scraggers gets first choice but never said when. The when is now (or next day or two!).


Scraggers gets to pick any player to win the 2013 Norm Smith. I like AndrewP6's argument so he gets 2nd choice but it has to be a player from another team so there are options left for 'normal' part of sweep. Then westdog54 gets a pick (from a 3rd club). Then me, then T&T for his kind words.

[EasternWest]

Well done westdog54, stuck on iPhone, will post full celebrations later!

I said Scraggers gets first choice but never said when. The when is now (or next day or two!).


Scraggers gets to pick any player to win the 2013 Norm Smith. I like AndrewP6 so he gets 2nd choice but it has to be a player from another team so there are options left for 'normal' part of sweep. Then westdog54 gets a pick (from a 3rd club). Then me, then T&T for his kind words.

I still hate you.

I put in less effort than anyone else. Why do you continue to mistreat me?

[Rocco Jones]

I still hate you.

I put in less effort than anyone else. Why do you continue to mistreat me?

Good point. You get 6th pick in this draft sweep thingy.

[boydogs]

Good point. You get 6th pick in this draft sweep thingy.

Ripped off! I was out of town all weekend, if I had known the first poster to update the list of who has who would get ROK you know that would have been me, as I put the first list together!

[Rocco Jones]

Ripped off! I was out of town all weekend, if I had known the first poster to update the list of who has who would get ROK you know that would have been me, as I put the first list together!

OK the 7th pick in the mini-draft for you. Scraggers you have until midday Tuesday to pick someone or the next person gets their pick.

[Scraggers]

OK the 7th pick in the mini-draft for you. Scraggers you have until midday Tuesday to pick someone or the next person gets their pick.

As my huge advantage has now turned into a huge disadvantage may I ask for a subsidy pick when we finally know the two teams ??

For now, I pick Sewell from Hawthorn.

[Throughandthrough]

Rocco! Where are you!

Your people need you

Can I have Sam Mitchell please

[LostDoggy]

Nat Fyfe

[Throughandthrough]

Nat Fyfe

He doesn't just give them away.

Can I have Nat Fyfe as Mrm was presumptious?

[comrade]

I'll take Crowley. Taggers never win anything :)

[LostDoggy]

He doesn't just give them away.

Can I have Nat Fyfe as Mrm was presumptious?

Meant to say please :D

[Rocco Jones]

It's back!


As my huge advantage has now turned into a huge disadvantage may I ask for a subsidy pick when we finally know the two teams ??

For now, I pick Sewell from Hawthorn.

Forgot about the zany mini draft. Scraggers you have Sewell.

As per rules of the min draft, AndrewP6 gets anyone he wants from Sydney, what a twist???!!!

Also, comrade gets Ryan Crowley.

[Rocco Jones]

Also I have a Brownlow game. Guess how many votes Ryan Griffen gets and you get to have Kieran Jack.

I will take 21.

[Rocco Jones]

Ask and you shall receive (on the main board!).

[The Doctor]

Danny Delre please

[Throughandthrough]

17


And can I have a player please Mr Jones?

[Rocco Jones]

Whoever is first to post an updated honour board featuring all winners of this grand prize will get a player.

[EasternWest]

Every year I threaten you and every year you give me someone crap.

So I'm changing tack this year.

Give me someone good please or I'll bash you.

[AndrewP6]

It's back!



Forgot about the zany mini draft. Scraggers you have Sewell.

As per rules of the min draft, AndrewP6 gets anyone he wants from Sydney, what a twist???!!!

Also, comrade gets Ryan Crowley.

Sydney? SYDNEY? Oh alright, I'll take Nick Daffy. One game, one goal, champion.

[Rocco Jones]

Sydney? SYDNEY? Oh alright, I'll take Nick Daffy. One game, one goal, champion.

No kidding around here, I forgot Freo were in the granny. I meant Freo. Slight error there!

[Rocco Jones]

Kieran Jack reward now = Nat Fyfe.

[westdog54]

Well done westdog54, stuck on iPhone, will post full celebrations later!

I said Scraggers gets first choice but never said when. The when is now (or next day or two!).


Scraggers gets to pick any player to win the 2013 Norm Smith. I like AndrewP6's argument so he gets 2nd choice but it has to be a player grom another team so there are options left for 'normal' part of sweep. Then westdog54 gets a pick (from a 3rd club). Then me, then T&T for his kind words.

I'm claiming this and choosing to interpret it such that any player who is originally from a 3rd club I.e. not Hawthorn or Freo can be selected by me. In that spirit my selection is Brian Lake.

[Maddog37]

Rocco is god, all bow before his impossible mercy.

Can I have Hodge o great one?

[1eyedog]

19

I'll have Chelsea the goal umpire please - over for dinner will be fine.

[Greystache]

My favourite time of the year, and I don't even give a shit about the Grand Final!

Loyalty is one of my strong points, so I would like Brett Peake for the 4th year running. Also if you can find the time perhaps a player that's currently on an AFL list?

[bornadog]

Also I have a Brownlow game. Guess how many votes Ryan Griffen gets and you get to have Kieran Jack.

I will take 21.

18... will be his score

[Rocco Jones]

My favourite time of the year, and I don't even give a shit about the Grand Final!

Loyalty is one of my strong points, so I would like Brett Peake for the 4th year running. Also if you can find the time perhaps a player that's currently on an AFL list?

Brett Peake ended up a Saint after being a Docker so how about a guy doing it the other way? Zac Dawson for you!

[Rocco Jones]

I'm claiming this and choosing to interpret it such that any player who is originally from a 3rd club I.e. not Hawthorn or Freo can be selected by me. In that spirit my selection is Brian Lake.

Wow, I am very impressed. He is totally yours!

[Rocco Jones]

Just reading last year's min-draft rules and Westdog is right! I have also just realised I had pick 4. So....

Scraggers got Sewell
We will assume Andrew will pick a guy who was at Freo this time last year
Westdog gets Lake

I am taking Danyle Pearce as he was at Port during that time.

[Mofra]

I'll take Pav if that's ok.

[Daughter of the West]

Pretty please, Mr Rocco Jones, sir, may I have a player??

[soupman]

Can I have the shit stirrer of the century Hayden Ballantyne please?

[Twodogs]

Ryan Griffen will get 26 votes in the Brownlow medal.

[KT31]

Oh Great Rocco has Barlow gone yet ?
If so can I have the one Bruce will grab the oil and anoint "Ssssppppeeee-cial", Cyril ?

[strebla]

Well Rocco I am from Braybrook so it isn't in to beg or borrow. So I shall steal and will take josh hills distant cousin from Fremantle .

[OLD SCRAGGer]

Ryan Griffen to poll 23 Votes !!!!

[Greystache]

BTW Ryan Griffen to poll 15 votes and me to shout to anyone who will listen and even those who won't that he was robbed.

[soupman]

Griffen for 16 btw

[Doc26]

22

Everyone's a winner in GF week, one week left of Dwayne and Bruce .

Mitchell if he's free Rocco.

[Throughandthrough]

Hey can I have Lachie Neale please?

He wont win the Medal but he said hello to me last year so that must count for something.

[Rocco Jones]

Hey can I have Lachie Neale please?

He wont win the Medal but he said hello to me last year so that must count for something.

He is yours

[Rocco Jones]

Well Rocco I am from Braybrook so it isn't in to beg or borrow. So I shall steal and will take josh hills distant cousin from Fremantle .

For getting the 800th post you get Freo's #8 Nick Suban.

[Scraggers]

It's back!



Forgot about the zany mini draft. Scraggers you have Sewell.

As per rules of the min draft, AndrewP6 gets anyone he wants from Sydney, what a twist???!!!

Also, comrade gets Ryan Crowley.

Yay me !!

[Scraggers]

Yay me !!

Ryan Griffen ... 18 votes

[strebla]

For getting the 800th post you get Freo's #8 Nick Suban.

I already stole Hill though lol

[Rocco Jones]

I already stole Hill though lol

No Hill for you but I like the attempt!

[Happy Days]

Can I have Stephen Hill with a parlay on him to win the Leon Davis Medal for worst on?

[AndrewP6]

Just reading last year's min-draft rules and Westdog is right! I have also just realised I had pick 4. So....

Scraggers got Sewell
We will assume Andrew will pick a guy who was at Freo this time last year
Westdog gets Lake

I am taking Danyle Pearce as he was at Port during that time.

Tendai Mzungu. Greatest name of a player in the AFL GF.

[EasternWest]

Every year I threaten you and every year you give me someone crap.

So I'm changing tack this year.

Give me someone good please or I'll bash you.

I'm getting tired of you ignoring me Rocco. I won't tolerate it much longer.

Give me someone not crap please or I'll bash you good.

[Twodogs]

Has anyone got Hayden Ballintyne yet? If not I'll take him.

[Bulldog4life]

I would like a player please Mr. Jones. My mother's maiden name was Jones and my father's name is Rocco.

[dadsgirl16]

Me too please Mr Rocco!!!!

Griff=19

[Throughandthrough]

I would like a player please Mr. Jones. My mother's maiden name was Jones and my father's name is Rocco.


So if your Dad had married your Mum you wouldnt be a bastard!

[Bulldog4life]

So if your Dad had married your Mum you wouldnt be a bastard!

Ha ha. I have been called that name before.:D

[Eastdog]

Griff to poll 22 votes. Libba will poll quite well too.

[soupman]

Can I have the shit stirrer of the century Hayden Ballantyne please?


Has anyone got Hayden Ballintyne yet? If not I'll take him.

Can I have Ballantyne please Rocco since Twodogs is clearly ignoring my posts (and the correct spelling of Ballantyne)?

[bulldogtragic]

Zac Dawson to win it, by a toe poke.

[1eyedog]

This whole sweep should be on a 'first in to name your player basis'.

It really needs to be done differently next year to have any interest.

[westdog54]

Can I have Ballantyne please Rocco since Twodogs is clearly ignoring my posts (and the correct spelling of Ballantyne)?

But he spells Ryan Griffin and Ryan Hargreaves' names correctly.

[Rocco Jones]

OK breaking with tradition a bit here but I am gonna do a bit of an actual sweep for the next hour or so. Names actually in a hat. Fyfe saved for our Griffen comp.

Post and get a player out of the old hat!

[bulldogtragic]

Oh me. Me. Me first.

[Rocco Jones]

Oh me. Me. Me first.

Ballantyne

[Rocco Jones]

Tendai Mzungu. Greatest name of a player in the AFL GF.

He is yours


I would like a player please Mr. Jones. My mother's maiden name was Jones and my father's name is Rocco.

Mayne

[comrade]

So I get Crowley and .....

[westdog54]

OK breaking with tradition a bit here but I am gonna do a bit of an actual sweep for the next hour or so. Names actually in a hat. Fyfe saved for our Griffen comp.

Post and get a player out of the old hat!

You've changed, man...

[Rocco Jones]

Pretty please, Mr Rocco Jones, sir, may I have a player??

Barlow


17


And can I have a player please Mr Jones?

Birchall

[Rocco Jones]

So I get Crowley and .....

This is only for posters without a player who just ask for a player. It won't last long.

[comrade]

This is only for posters without a player who just ask for a player. It won't last long.

Humbug :D

[Rocco Jones]

Actually guys from the mini draft you get a hat selection too. I have Shaun Burgoyne. The loto inspectors are here and have given the OK.

[Rocco Jones]

Just pulled out Luke Hodge for the next poster without a player who posts.

[KT31]

Do I have a player yet ?

[Rocco Jones]

Do I have a player yet ?

Hodge is yours!

[Rocco Jones]

Luke Breust is out next. Anyone who posts next can have him, regardless of whether you have a player or not.

[bulldogtragic]

Ballantyne
Sorry boys :)

[comrade]

Sorry boys :)

Such a Balla thing to say :cool:

[Rocco Jones]

Sorry boys :)

You can have Breust as well.

[Maddog37]

Rocco do me.

[Rocco Jones]

Rocco do me.

Puopolo

[Rocco Jones]

Whoever can post me an updated honour board of all TRJWNSS winners gets two bonus players picked out of the hat.

[Greystache]

Any danger of someone slightly less shit than Dawson? Although he does make me laugh.

[Rocco Jones]

Any danger of someone slightly less shit than Dawson? Although he does make me laugh.

I'll give you a pick for your continued support.... Duffield

[Daughter of the West]

Barlow

Thank you Mr Rocco Jones, sir!

[Rocco Jones]

Guerra for free to the next poster

[bulldogtragic]

Guerra for free to the next poster
No thanks.

[Rocco Jones]

No thanks.

I like it. You get him + Issac Smith (for real I got him out of the hat)

[Maddog37]

Puopolo

Can I have his larger twin too please, one L Frankln?

[Throughandthrough]

Through general crawling i have jagged Birchall and Neale. If Rocco runs
Out of players am happy to lose one of the above. (Roccos call)

[LostDoggy]

Can I have a player pleeeease?
Preferably one who plays for the poos & wees. :)

[bulldogtragic]

Can I have a player pleeeease?
Preferably one who plays for the poos & wees. :)
I just got gooey and Smith as a bonus, they're yours if the rules permit trading!:)

[Rocco Jones]

Can I have a player pleeeease?
Preferably one who plays for the poos & wees. :)

I pulled out Pav but because I am a nice guy I will put him back in and get you a Hawk. It's.... Sam Mitchell. Wow, I was trying to be a smart arse there.

[LostDoggy]

I pulled out Pav but because I am a nice guy I will put him back in and get you a Hawk. It's.... Sam Mitchell. Wow, I was trying to be a smart arse there.

Thanks Rocco. :)

[LostDoggy]

I just got gooey and Smith as a bonus, they're yours if the rules permit trading!:)

Thanks for the offer, but I got Sam Mitchell, will stick with him. :)

[bulldogtragic]

Thanks for the offer, but I got Sam Mitchebll, will stick with him. :)
Are you sure, I can package them up with Ballantyne for Mitchell? :)

[LostDoggy]

Are you sure, I can package them up with Ballantyne for Mitchell? :)

I'll stick with what the hat gave me. :D

[soupman]

Who do I get?

[Doc26]

Buddy and an end of first round priority pick

[westdog54]

Whoever can post me an updated honour board of all TRJWNSS winners gets two bonus players picked out of the hat.

Ask and ye shall receive:

The Rocco Jones/WOOF Norm Smith Sweep Board of Honour
2009 - alexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx - Paul Chapman
2010 - Doc26 - Lenny Hayes
2010R - Axe Man - Scott Pendlebury
2011 - Greystache - Jimmy Bartel
2012 - Westdog54 - Ryan O'Keefe

May the hat treat me kindly.

[comrade]

Ask and ye shall receive:

The Rocco Jones/WOOF Norm Smith Sweep Board of Honour
2009 - alexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx - Paul Chapman
2010 - Doc26 - Lenny Hayes
2010R - Axe Man - Scott Pendlebury
2011 - Greystache - Jimmy Bartel
2012 - Westdog54 - Ryan O'Keefe

May the hat treat me kindly.

You just trawled through 44 pages. Definitely worth a gun pick.

Please give him David Hale :D

[Rocco Jones]

Who do I get?

Think I have given you someone already but I can't be bothered checking so S Hill for you


Buddy and an end of first round priority pick

De Boer


Ask and ye shall receive:

The Rocco Jones/WOOF Norm Smith Sweep Board of Honour
2009 - alexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx - Paul Chapman
2010 - Doc26 - Lenny Hayes
2010R - Axe Man - Scott Pendlebury
2011 - Greystache - Jimmy Bartel
2012 - Westdog54 - Ryan O'Keefe

May the hat treat me kindly.

Great work! Spurr and Birchall from the hat.

[KT31]

Hodge is yours!

Thank you Sir Rocco Jones Esquire.

[Rocco Jones]

OK if anyone guesses how many votes Buddy gets they can have him.

I am going with 5.

[westdog54]

You just trawled through 44 pages. Definitely worth a gun pick.

Please give him David Hale :D

It was a labour of love. Some bloody funny stuff in there. I reckon EW has tried just about every approach possible to get his way and nothing has worked.


Great work! Spurr and Birchall from the hat.

Gleefully accepted!

[Maddog37]

OK if anyone guesses how many votes Buddy gets they can have him.

I am going with 5.


I will go with 8.

[Throughandthrough]

Think I have given you someone already but I can't be bothered checking so S Hill for you



De Boer



Great work! Spurr and Birchall from the hat.


I allready have Birchall. #shagshow

[boydogs]

Griff 24, Buddy 7

[westdog54]

I allready have Birchall. #shagshow

Balls.

Back into the hat you go RJ.

[AndrewP6]

This thread is without a doubt the most complicated thing I'm involved in.

[Rocco Jones]

Balls.

Back into the hat you go RJ.

Woops! Max Bailey (sorry).

[Throughandthrough]

Woops! Max Bailey (sorry).

Because I'm a good bloke, west dog 54 if you want I'll swap you Bailey for Birchall (and ill keep Neale)

[westdog54]

Because I'm a good bloke, west dog 54 if you want I'll swap you Bailey for Birchall (and ill keep Neale)

You are indeed a good bloke.

Agreed.

[Throughandthrough]

Sold! Do I get a get out of jail free card?

[westdog54]

Sold! Do I get a get out of jail free card?

I'm a catcher, not a keeper!:D

[Scraggers]

Any more freebies for those of us that made the mini draft?

[LostDoggy]

Griff will get 17 votes.
Could I have a player in the sweep please? That's if there are any left.
Just found this item, I haven't been on computer for a couple of days.

[strebla]

No-one has either hill yet and I bloody well want the one from Freo!!!!!!

[soupman]

No-one has either hill yet and I bloody well want the one from Freo!!!!!!

I've got Stephen

[dadsgirl16]

gee I asked soooo nicely!!

[Twodogs]

You've changed, man...


Yeah. It used to be about the music dude.


So do I have a player given that Soupaman got HB before me?

[Rocco Jones]

OK if anyone guesses how many votes Buddy gets they can have him.

I am going with 5.

That's Buddy for me!

[Rocco Jones]

gee I asked soooo nicely!!

Pav for you

[Rocco Jones]

Any more freebies for those of us that made the mini draft?

M Johnson for ya

[Scraggers]

M Johnson for ya

Cool ... Cheers !!

So I've got Sewell from Hawthorn and Johnson from Freo ... I think I've got all bases covered. Now lets talk prizes !!

[dadsgirl16]

Pav!! thanks...hope he kicks a lazy 10!

[Rocco Jones]

Got some more names.

3 free players to anyone who can be bothered posting an updated board with posters and their players.

[westdog54]

Got some more names.

3 free players to anyone who can be bothered posting an updated board with posters and their players.

Far be it from me to point it out, but a certain 'Super Moderator' who has the power to edit posts, delete posts, issue infractions and who knows where to find you if you piss him off, has very politely asked for a player on a number of occasions.

Its your sweep, but I know how I'd be most efficiently allocating players...

[Maddog37]

It's clear to all and sundry that Rocco has gone mad with power.

[bornadog]

Got some more names.

3 free players to anyone who can be bothered posting an updated board with posters and their players.

About time you gave me a player.

[Rocco Jones]

Far be it from me to point it out, but a certain 'Super Moderator' who has the power to edit posts, delete posts, issue infractions and who knows where to find you if you piss him off, has very politely asked for a player on a number of occasions.

Its your sweep, but I know how I'd be most efficiently allocating players...

Hahaha I thought I gave you a few players! You can have Gunston!


It's clear to all and sundry that Rocco has gone mad with power.

Mundy for you, great get!

On the mad with power theme I will draw another player out for me and that's Jordan Lewis


About time you gave me a player.

Z Clarke

[jazzadogs]

I'm not putting my hand up for a player until it's clear I cannot possibly get Zac Dawson.

[LostDoggy]

As a former winner I would love a player...maybe one who's nickname reminds you of this classic Aussie desert.

http://www.nzgirl.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Pavlova1.jpg

And if you want to give me another one, I would like the player who's surname rhymes with this car

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2011/04/dodge-challenger-srt8-392.jpg

[Throughandthrough]

Dessert Lodge?

[westdog54]

Hahaha I thought I gave you a few players! You can have Gunston.


I was actually referring to Twodogs. Happy to so donate Gunston.

[Rocco Jones]

So sorry Twodogs, you get 2 players out of the hat now....
Hale and Fyfe.

Wow!

[Rocco Jones]

As a former winner I would love a player...maybe one who's nickname reminds you of this classic Aussie desert.

http://www.nzgirl.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Pavlova1.jpg

And if you want to give me another one, I would like the player who's surname rhymes with this car

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2011/04/dodge-challenger-srt8-392.jpg

Sorry fine sir but both those players have a home.

Hat says Sutcliffe. I will also give you Simpkin who didn't make the hat. Sorry.

[Rocco Jones]

Roughy goes to the next person who posts before 10pm EST. If no one takes him, he is mine.

[Scraggers]

I'll take him !!

[Rocco Jones]

Roughy goes to the next person who posts before 10pm EST. If no one takes him, he is mine.

I got the 900th post. I had planned to arrange to give McPharlin to the poster who posted the 900th post as no one is left who wears 9 and he wears 18 with can be divided or multipied by 9, totally makes sense, so McPharlin is mine now.

I have Buddy, McPharlin, Pearce and Burgoyne.

[Rocco Jones]

I'll take him !!

Roughy for you.

Anyone who posts an updated board with posters and their players gets Walters, Gibson and the entire emergency list.

[Rocco Jones]

OK I am giving the Freo emergency list to firstdog. Next poster can have their choice of Walters or Gibson.

[bulldogtragic]

OK I am giving the Freo emergency list to firstdog. Next poster can have their choice of Walters or Gibson.
Walters please!

[Rocco Jones]

Gibson goes to whoever wants him.

[Maddog37]

I'll take him.

[LostDoggy]

anyone left ?

[Eastdog]

What's this for?

[bulldogtragic]

What's this for?
It's a Norm Smith lottery ED.

If you're late to the party, I'll give you Brent Guerra if you like?

[Rocco Jones]

anyone left ?

Hawks emergency list for you

[Rocco Jones]

What's this for?

All players not listed for you!

[LostDoggy]

ty :)

[Eastdog]

All players not listed for you!

So am I too late RJ.

[bulldogtragic]

So am I too late RJ.
Take Guerra off me ED. Now you have a player.

[Eastdog]

Take Guerra off me ED. Now you have a player.

You sure BT.

[bulldogtragic]

You sure BT.
Yep, I have Ballantyne, Walters and Smith already. Guerra was a bonus, so he's yours ED. I hope he wins for you!

[Eastdog]

Yep, I have Ballantyne, Walters and Smith already. Guerra was a bonus, so he's yours ED. I hope he wins for you!

Cool thanks ill take Guerra. Can you take more than one player BT.

[bulldogtragic]

Cool thanks ill take Guerra. Can you take more than one player BT.
Rules aren't really important with this ED, just some good original Rocco fun.

[Eastdog]

Rules aren't really important with this ED, just some good original Rocco fun.

Ill just stick with Guerra. Thanks again BT.

[bulldogtragic]

Ill just stick with Guerra. Thanks again BT.
Good. Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day.

[F'scary]

Is Buddy going to play in their losing team tomorrow? Or has he already left for GWS?

[Greystache]

Rules aren't really important with this ED, just some good original Rocco fun.

How dare you!!

There is a long and very specific set of rules for TRJWNSS, and someday someone will find out what they are and advise the participants. As a guide that person won't be Rocco. :D

[Eastdog]

How dare you!!

There is a long and very specific set of rules for TRJWNSS, and someday someone will find out what they are and advise the participants. As a guide that person won't be Rocco. :D

There is. It's all according to BT relaxed in terms of the rules.

[bulldogtragic]

How dare you!!

There is a long and very specific set of rules for TRJWNSS, and someday someone will find out what they are and advise the participants. As a guide that person won't be Rocco. :D
I think watching/explaining the da Vinci code or inception would make infinitely more sense than trying to explain the thread rules :)

[Rocco Jones]

Yep, I have Ballantyne, Walters and Smith already. Guerra was a bonus, so he's yours ED. I hope he wins for you!

I just realised Cyril fell out of the hat. Because of your generosity, I will give your Cyril.

[bulldogtragic]

I just realised Cyril fell out of the hat. Because of your generosity, I will give your Cyril.
That's too kind Rocco, but do you have somebody? :)

[Rocco Jones]

Is Buddy going to play in their losing team tomorrow? Or has he already left for GWS?

I have also realised Shiels escaped the hat, he is yours.

[Rocco Jones]

Stratton has also escaped the hat. If he wins, everyone on WOOF shares the prize.

[Eastdog]

I have also realised Shiels escaped the hat, he is yours.

Can you have more than one player RJ.

[Rocco Jones]

Can you have more than one player RJ.

I think I have 5. The rules are crazy. I just run the sweep.

[Eastdog]

I think I have 5. The rules are crazy. I just run the sweep.

I got just Guerra so who else could I still take Rocco.

[Rocco Jones]

I got just Guerra so who else could I still take Rocco.

all taken now mate.

[Eastdog]

all taken now mate.

Well in that case it's just Guerra for me.

[Rocco Jones]

Just had a look and this bad boy is the 6th most replied to thread of all of the times on WOOF. It certainly proves that quality is no much for quantity.

[bulldogtragic]

Just had a look and this bad boy is the 6th most replied to thread of all of the times on WOOF. It certainly proves that quality is no much for quantity.
Doogs Droogs
Brennan-Stack-a-go-go
BBBBBB
Ekers
* The beard

6. Am I missing something?

[SlimPickens]

This is horseshit...how didnt I get a player?

[Eastdog]

This is horseshit...how didnt I get a player?

That's unlucky SP.

[LostDoggy]

What happened to my player, I was on here three or four days ago seeking to participate and didn't get any one!!!

[bulldogtragic]

This is horseshit...how didnt I get a player?
Slim, take Walters off my hands. But if he wins I would like one completely supportive post to the post of my choosing in the future :)

[Eastdog]

Slim, take Walters off my hands. But if he wins I would like one completely supportive post to the post of my choosing in the future :)

Good on you BT. Making sure no one misses out :)

[Eastdog]

Who here had Brian Lake.

[Rocco Jones]

Well done westdog54 who got Lake via the mini-draft! Back to back winner of TRJWNSS.

[westdog54]

How the bloody hell did that happen?:D

To win back to back RJWNSSs, with the chaotic set up that it is, is surely some sort of miracle?

[Eastdog]

How the bloody hell did that happen?:D

To win back to back RJWNSSs, with the chaotic set up that it is, is surely some sort of miracle?

Congrats westdog54.

[LostDoggy]

Well done westdog54.

Wasn't sure how I felt about Brian Lake playing in a grand final but the champagne did the talking & I found myself jumping up & down in excitement when he won the Norm Smith Medal. :D

[Rocco Jones]

http://www.woof.net.au/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=503&d=1411466719

[azabob]

http://www.google.com.au/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&docid=CWiDEMJj7a6ktM&tbnid=gl5CdqzzcGkdsM:&ved=0CAcQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sanitarium.co.nz%2Fabout-us%2Fsanitarium-news%2F2013%2Fits-back-so-dig-in-new-zealand&ei=sUQhVObvJc748QXG84LwBg&bvm=bv.75775273,d.dGc&psig=AFQjCNHEd42wRQDgHH3jDIlbhY9uMfE5_w&ust=1411552802795641

I hate marmite.

I think I hate your norm smith sweep also...

[Rocco Jones]

I hate marmite.

I think I hate your norm smith sweep also...

Well whatever, Nick Smith for you!

[chef]

I hate Sydney.

Give me a Hawk please.

[Rocco Jones]

I hate Sydney.

Give me a Hawk please.

Luke Bruest

[Throughandthrough]

Hooray! The best thread of the year. (Apart from the Footscray winning the flag ones). Can I have someone good please Rocco because I am a crawler?

[Rocco Jones]

Hooray! The best thread of the year. (Apart from the Footscray winning the flag ones). Can I have someone good please Rocco because I am a crawler?

I am giving you fellow South Aussie and reigning Norm Smith medalist Brian Lake. Top bloke too.

[GVGjr]

I'd like an eker of sorts

[Rocco Jones]

I'd like an eker of sorts

Spangher is an eker great and he is yours.

[Scraggers]

Is it too early to hedge my bets and ask for one from each team??

[Rocco Jones]

Is it too early to hedge my bets and ask for one from each team??

Yes but I will give you one player who has played for each team to make up for it. McGlynn.

[Throughandthrough]

Hooray. #legend

[Maddog37]

Oh the humanity!!

[Rocco Jones]

Oh the humanity!!

Luke Hodge for you.

[lemmon]

Ahhh the only thing Bulldogs supporters have to look forward to come Grand Final week...I meekly raise my hand for a Swan

[Scraggers]

Yes but I will give you one player who has played for each team to make up for it. McGlynn.


Bugger ... I got excited when you said both teams ... Thought I'd get Buddy !!

[Greystache]

My favourite time of year!!

After 12 months of intense study I think I have worked this out.

To put it simply it's;

s2*!= Σ ( xi*!-*!x*!)2*!/ ( n - 1 )

unless

x*!= Σx / n=<15

In which case

s2*!= Σ ( xi*!-*!x*!)2*!/ ( n - 1 )/1.1

is used to calculate

√s2*!= Σ ( xi*!-*!x*!)2*!/ ( n - 1 )

Am I into something? :D

[Rocco Jones]

Ahhh the only thing Bulldogs supporters have to look forward to come Grand Final week...I meekly raise my hand for a Swan

Lewis Jetta


My favourite time of year!!

After 12 months of intense study I think I have worked this out.

To put it simply it's;

s2*!= Σ ( xi*!-*!x*!)2*!/ ( n - 1 )

unless

x*!= Σx / n=<15

In which case

s2*!= Σ ( xi*!-*!x*!)2*!/ ( n - 1 )/1.1

is used to calculate

√s2*!= Σ ( xi*!-*!x*!)2*!/ ( n - 1 )

Am I into something? :D

Genius. You can have your own selection for cracking the code.

[SlimPickens]

My favourite time of year!!

After 12 months of intense study I think I have worked this out.

To put it simply it's;

s2*!= Σ ( xi*!-*!x*!)2*!/ ( n - 1 )

unless

x*!= Σx / n=<15

In which case

s2*!= Σ ( xi*!-*!x*!)2*!/ ( n - 1 )/1.1

is used to calculate

√s2*!= Σ ( xi*!-*!x*!)2*!/ ( n - 1 )

Am I into something? :D

Bloody hell, that's a lot of research. I was just going to ask Rocco for Buddy Franklin. PLEASE.

[Greystache]

Lewis Jetta

Genius. You can have your own selection for cracking the code.


Bloody hell, that's a lot of research. I was just going to ask Rocco for Buddy Franklin. PLEASE.

Based on this, and the fact I'm a prick... I'll take Buddy! :D

[jazzadogs]

I think the fun of Buddy Franklin would be observing the crazy things he gets up to. Therefore I request Jecinta Campbell.

Or Dan Hanneberry.

[Rocco Jones]

Bloody hell, that's a lot of research. I was just going to ask Rocco for Buddy Franklin. PLEASE.

I am going to give you Josh Gibson because he loves Buddy.


I think the fun of Buddy Franklin would be observing the crazy things he gets up to. Therefore I request Jecinta Campbell.

Or Dan Hanneberry.

Yes, he is yours.

[bornadog]

i have a need for speed but not the hawk type

[westdog54]

Given I've already won one of these godforsaken things I stand to gain little from winning another. Give me the most rubbish player you can think of (Barring Spangher who has been snapped up already).

[Rocco Jones]

i have a need for speed but not the hawk type

Jetta is gone so Rohan for you.


Given I've already won one of these godforsaken things I stand to gain little from winning another. Give me the most rubbish player you can think of (Barring Spangher who has been snapped up already).

You are very giving so I will reward that with Luke Parker.

[boydogs]

Could I please have someone with a brother that plays for us? :D

[Rocco Jones]

Could I please have someone with a brother that plays for us? :D

Cousin? You can have someone with Bulldogs bloodlines, Sam Reid.

[Go_Dogs]

What about me Rocco, one of the Smith boys perhaps? Or both?

[Doc26]

http://media1.aso.gov.au/titles/gunstont/gunstont1_.jpg

[Rocco Jones]

What about me Rocco, one of the Smith boys perhaps? Or both?

Nick taken, Issac is yours.

[Rocco Jones]

http://media1.aso.gov.au/titles/gunstont/gunstont1_.jpg

He is so yours.

[LostDoggy]

I hope Lee Harvey Oswold isn't in the crowd!

[bulldogtragic]

Can I have Sydney?

[KT31]

Finally something to look forward to the last week in September,, can I please have Roughie for the Medal ?

[Twodogs]

This is a breeze
An eker for me please.

[Maddog37]

Any spare Bald McVeigh brothers left o great sweep master?

[LostDoggy]

First time participant.. Not sure what I'm getting myself into here.. But please be gentle!

[Daughter of the West]

Can I have a player with a rough head pretty please?

[wimberga]

Count me in....

for what, I'm not sure yet....

[Murphy'sLore]

I'll take anyone… first time so be kind!

[Ozza]

I'd like a Bondi billionaire if I could get one Rocc'.

[Rocco Jones]

Count me in....

for what, I'm not sure yet....

Langford


I'll take anyone… first time so be kind!

Hale


I hope Lee Harvey Oswold isn't in the crowd!

Not sure if you want someone so you can have Duryea.


Can I have Sydney?

Pyke for you.


Finally something to look forward to the last week in September,, can I please have Roughie for the Medal ?

No but you can have a rougie for the medal, Bradley Hill.

[Rocco Jones]

First time participant.. Not sure what I'm getting myself into here.. But please be gentle!

Jordan Lewis.


Can I have a player with a rough head pretty please?

I was trying to be creative and find you an ugly player but it was too hard so just have Roughead.


This is a breeze
An eker for me please.

Puopolo.


I'd like a Bondi billionaire if I could get one Rocc'.

Kurt Tippett.

[Happy Days]

I hate your sweep and I also hate Sam Mitchell so can I have him?

[LostDoggy]

Lee Harvey Oswald shot John F Kennedy, was hoping for Josh?

[AndrewP6]

I still don't understand a thing about this sweep. So, can I have someone please?

[soupman]

I understand it perfectly, it's obvious really.

[Daughter of the West]

I was trying to be creative and find you an ugly player but it was too hard so just have Roughead.


Yeeeeessssssssss! *fistpump*

[Twodogs]

Puopolo.


Your generosity is exceeded only by your personal beauty.

[Rocco Jones]

I still don't understand a thing about this sweep. So, can I have someone please?

Bird for you.

[Rocco Jones]

I understand it perfectly, it's obvious really.

Cunningham goes to this guy.

[Rocco Jones]

I hate your sweep and I also hate Sam Mitchell so can I have him?

I have give away too many Hawks so I will give you Rampe.

[Rocco Jones]

From now on a real hat with real names will really be used. Really.

[AndrewP6]

Bird for you.

Big Bird? Larry Bird?