The Rocco Jones/WOOF Norm Smith Sweep

[LostDoggy]

Please sir, more ?

[Happy Days]

I have give away too many Hawks so I will give you Rampe.

We all know how well he goes in Grand Finals :(

[LostDoggy]

Can I have the worst player from either team, seems as though mediocrity is rewarded these days

[Twodogs]

I take it the prize this year is marmite? AmIrite?

[LostDoggy]

Could I please, pretty please have a selection in this magnificent sweep though I barrack for neither team.

[Rocco Jones]

Please sir, more ?

McEvoy for you.


Can I have the worst player from either team, seems as though mediocrity is rewarded these days

Tried to find the 'worst' player left from both sides. I will give you Shiels (that's harsh on him but I wanna be nice to you so it balances itself out) and Jake Lloyd.


I take it the prize this year is marmite? AmIrite?

No idea why I am rewarding this but J.McVeigh for you.


Could I please, pretty please have a selection in this magnificent sweep though I barrack for neither team.

For sucking up I am giving you Suckling.

[Rocco Jones]

I am giving myself Kieran Jack as I put money on him.

[Rocco Jones]

Still got players available! Sam Mitchell to the next post.

[Greystache]

Still got players available! Sam Mitchell to the next post.

Do it!

[Rocco Jones]

Do it!

Yours.

Ok we have a few left. Who wants one/another one?

[azabob]

Yours.

Ok we have a few left. Who wants one/another one?

This guy! SB?

[Greystache]

I would feel a lot less like a Hawthorn or Sydney supporter (ie a pathetic bandwagon jumper) if I had a total dud, can I have whoever you deem the worst player left in the pool RJ?

[Maddog37]

Me me, pick me

[Rocco Jones]

This guy! SB?

Yeah, why not. Burgoyne yours.


I would feel a lot less like a Hawthorn or Sydney supporter (ie a pathetic bandwagon jumper) if I had a total dud, can I have whoever you deem the worst player left in the pool RJ?

Stratton? Is that too harsh on him? Stratton yes.



Me me, pick me

Shaw.

[chef]

I'll take another

[SlimPickens]

I hate double dippers- any chance my goldfish can have a player?

[Rocco Jones]

I'll take another

Grundy.


I hate double dippers- any chance my goldfish can have a player?

Your goldfish can have Cyril.

[Twodogs]

I'll take one for The Hman.

[Rocco Jones]

I'll take one for The Hman.

Malceski for you.

Next poster gets Adam Goodes.

Most amusing picture posted tonight gets Kennedy.

Anyone who can name the last Hawk (from 22) gets them.

[azabob]

Malceski for you.

Next poster gets Adam Goodes.

Most amusing picture posted tonight gets Kennedy.

Anyone who can name the last Hawk (from 22) gets them.

Ben Macvoy

[Rocco Jones]

Ben Macvoy

Nope but you can have Goodes.

[azabob]

Nope but you can have Goodes.

Next poster can have him but Jordan Lewis?

[LostDoggy]

Me please, I suck

[Rocco Jones]

Next poster can have him but Jordan Lewis?

Hahaha ok for trying I will give you Goodes and the Hawk who is left. Birchall.

[Rocco Jones]

Me please, I suck

I like your story. Josh Kennedy. The Swans one.

[azabob]

Hahaha ok for trying I will give you Goodes and the Hawk who is left. Birchall.


Cheers man, just for that I will like your VFL page from my girlfriends FB page as I don't have Facebook!

[Rocco Jones]

Cheers man, just for that I will like your VFL page from my girlfriends FB page as I don't have Facebook!

Hahha, thanks. You can have Ted Richards and all the emergences too.

[boydogs]

Is that everyone? Considering I'm late in, can I have any late ins?

[Scraggers]

Can I have a Swan ... Don't care who ... An ecker will do ... Just so I've got one in each camp

[Maddog37]

Luke Hodge for you.



Hooray for me!!

[boydogs]

Sam Reid was close to worst on ground, that means I win right?

[LostDoggy]

Lewis was robbed! Right infront of me!!

[Rocco Jones]

Hooray for me!!

WINNER!!! WINNER!!1 CHICKEN DINNER!!!!*


*chicken dinner not included

[Maddog37]

WINNER!!! WINNER!!1 CHICKEN DINNER!!!!*


*chicken dinner not included


I would just like to thank the organisers, sponsors and of course my family. I could not have done it without their support.

[Rocco Jones]

The Rocco jones/WOOF Norm Smith Sweep 2015 edition, now with a public holiday precursor

[Rocco Jones]

First entrant gets Andrew Gaff for no apparent reason

[soupman]

Sign me up

[bulldogtragic]

First entrant gets Andrew Gaff for no apparent reason

Done

[bulldogtragic]

Done

Hodge please.

[Rocco Jones]

Sign me up

Gaff is yours.


Done

Sorry you missed out on Gaff. You can have Issac Smith. He is kinda like Gaff.

[Rocco Jones]

I am gonna be professional and such this year and keep my own tabs

soup- Gaff
bt- Smith

[Murphy'sLore]

Can I play? Pretty please with a cherry on top?

[Rocco Jones]

soup- Gaff
bt- Smith
murph's lore- Birchall

[Yankee Hotel Foxtrot]

Please sir, may i play too?

[LostDoggy]

Pick me pick me, pretty pls.

[bornadog]

Add me in right now!!

[Greystache]

Can I have a similar player to Brett Peake? I've had to resign myself to the fact he's never going to win one!

[Rocco Jones]

soup- Gaff
bt- Smith
murph's lore- Birchall
YHF- McGovern
Snoop= Bruest
bad= Burgoyne
grey= I'm gonna give you Rosa

[Rocco Jones]

OK time for a game. It's called the 'Guess how many votes the glorious Marcus Bontempelli will get tonight to get Sam Mitchell in the Sweep' game.

I am taking 10 votes.

[soupman]

Bont will get 11 votes

[Greystache]

Bont for 15

I hope I'm right, I could do with a player that's actually talented this year!

[bornadog]

Bont for 14

[dadsgirl16]

Bonti=11 votes

[Rocco Jones]

soup- Gaff
bt- Smith
murph's lore- Birchall
YHF- McGovern
Snoop= Bruest
bad= Burgoyne
grey= I'm gonna give you Rosa
dad's girl= you get a player for posting, Mark Lecras

[Doc26]

Cyril or Hodgey for no other reason than to have some antidote to get through Bruce's call.

[Rocco Jones]

soup- Gaff
bt- Smith
murph's lore- Birchall
YHF- McGovern
Snoop= Bruest
bad= Burgoyne
grey= I'm gonna give you Rosa
dad's girl= you get a player for posting, Mark Lecras
Doc= Cyril for you


Cyril or Hodgey for no other reason than to have some antidote to get me through Bruce's call.

[westdog54]

I'm invoking the "We played Rec Footy together so you have to give me a gun player" rule.

Twodogs is ineligible for this rule purely because I called Dibs.

[hujsh]

Can I get Lance Franklin?

Whata'ya mean he doesn't play for the Hawks now?

Well give me any old spud then
http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2011/10/17/1226169/051676-josh-hill.jpg

[Twodogs]

I'm invoking the "We played Rec Footy together so you have to give me a gun player" rule.

Twodogs is ineligible for this rule purely because I called Dibs.

I call shotgun.

If possible I would like Jordan's cousin. Please and thank you mr Rocco. And I think Mitch Wallis will get 24 votes in the Brownlow.

[Happy Days]

Don't give Sedat anyone until Thursday night on the off chance Spangher gets named.

Can I have Matthew "Robbins" Priddis please?

[Rocco Jones]

I'm invoking the "We played Rec Footy together so you have to give me a gun player" rule.

Twodogs is ineligible for this rule purely because I called Dibs.


Can I get Lance Franklin?

Whata'ya mean he doesn't play for the Hawks now?

Well give me any old spud then
http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2011/10/17/1226169/051676-josh-hill.jpg


I call shotgun.

If possible I would like Jordan's cousin. Please and thank you mr Rocco. And I think Mitch Wallis will get 24 votes in the Brownlow.

soup- Gaff
bt- Smith
murph's lore- Birchall
YHF- McGovern
Snoop= Bruest
bad= Burgoyne
grey= I'm gonna give you Rosa
dad's girl= you get a player for posting, Mark Lecras
Doc= Cyril for you
WD= OK I am gonna be a good dude and give you Priddis
hujsh= Josh Hill
2D= because I love you, Roughy is yours

[Rocco Jones]

Don't give Sedat anyone until Thursday night on the off chance Spangher gets named.

Can I have Matthew "Robbins" Priddis please?

soup- Gaff
bt- Smith
murph's lore- Birchall
YHF- McGovern
Snoop= Bruest
bad= Burgoyne
grey= I'm gonna give you Rosa
dad's girl= you get a player for posting, Mark Lecras
Doc= Cyril for you
WD= OK I am gonna be a good dude and give you Priddis
hujsh= Josh Hill
2D= because I love you, Roughy is yours
HD= Shiels was always going to the next poster

[Scraggers]

Gimme Gimme A Man After Midnight (just channeling my inner ABBA).

But can I have a good 'un please ?

[Maddog37]

Still have no idea what goes here but I would love some Priddis action.

Bont to get 12 votes....

[Rocco Jones]

Gimme Gimme A Man After Midnight (just channeling my inner ABBA).

But can I have a good 'un please ?


Still have no idea what goes here but I would love some Priddis action.

Bont to get 12 votes....

soup- Gaff
bt- Smith
murph's lore- Birchall
YHF- McGovern
Snoop= Bruest
bad= Burgoyne
grey= I'm gonna give you Rosa
dad's girl= you get a player for posting, Mark Lecras
Doc= Cyril for you
WD= OK I am gonna be a good dude and give you Priddis
hujsh= Josh Hill
2D= because I love you, Roughy is yours
HD= Shiels was always going to the next poster
Scraggers= the random generator spits out Shannon Hurn
Masddog37= I'm a romantic. You're the reigning champion and I am giving you Hodge back. Actually that's a new rule. The champion gets to carry over their player if they are in the Grand Final again.

[Twodogs]

soup- Gaff
bt- Smith
murph's lore- Birchall
YHF- McGovern
Snoop= Bruest
bad= Burgoyne
grey= I'm gonna give you Rosa
dad's girl= you get a player for posting, Mark Lecras
Doc= Cyril for you
WD= OK I am gonna be a good dude and give you Priddis
hujsh= Josh Hill
2D= because I love you, Roughy is yours


Love you too Rocco.

[LostDoggy]

9 Votes for the Bont

Would love Shuey (The good one)

[Maddog37]

soup- Gaff
bt- Smith
murph's lore- Birchall
YHF- McGovern
Snoop= Bruest
bad= Burgoyne
grey= I'm gonna give you Rosa
dad's girl= you get a player for posting, Mark Lecras
Doc= Cyril for you
WD= OK I am gonna be a good dude and give you Priddis
hujsh= Josh Hill
2D= because I love you, Roughy is yours
HD= Shiels was always going to the next poster
Scraggers= the random generator spits out Shannon Hurn
Masddog37= I'm a romantic. You're the reigning champion and I am giving you Hodge back. Actually that's a new rule. The champion gets to carry over their player if they are in the Grand Final again.

I like that rule!!!

[Rocco Jones]

soup- Gaff
bt- Smith
murph's lore- Birchall
YHF- McGovern
Snoop= Bruest
bad= Burgoyne
grey= I'm gonna give you Rosa
dad's girl= you get a player for posting, Mark Lecras
Doc= Cyril for you
WD= OK I am gonna be a good dude and give you Priddis
hujsh= Josh Hill
2D= because I love you, Roughy is yours
HD= Shiels was always going to the next poster
Scraggers= the random generator spits out Shannon Hurn
Masddog37= I'm a romantic. You're the reigning champion and I am giving you Hodge back. Actually that's a new rule. The champion gets to carry over their player if they are in the Grand Final again.
JT- sorry after being so nice, I need to be mean/funny and give you the crappy Hawks Shoey.


9 Votes for the Bont

Would love Shuey (The good one)

[Throughandthrough]

sorry, haven't been near a PC for a day, anyone left? Am I your favourite? Is anyone left? Rocco for PM? Is anyone left?

[GVGjr]

If I can't have Jarrad Grant can I have that Brian Lake fellow?

[Rocco Jones]

sorry, haven't been near a PC for a day, anyone left? Am I your favourite? Is anyone left? Rocco for PM? Is anyone left?


If I can't have Jarrad Grant can I have that Brian Lake fellow?

soup- Gaff
bt- Smith
murph's lore- Birchall
YHF- McGovern
Snoop= Bruest
bad= Burgoyne
grey= I'm gonna give you Rosa
dad's girl= you get a player for posting, Mark Lecras
Doc= Cyril for you
WD= OK I am gonna be a good dude and give you Priddis
hujsh= Josh Hill
2D= because I love you, Roughy is yours
HD= Shiels was always going to the next poster
Scraggers= the random generator spits out Shannon Hurn
Masddog37= I'm a romantic. You're the reigning champion and I am giving you Hodge back. Actually that's a new rule. The champion gets to carry over their player if they are in the Grand Final again.
JT- sorry after being so nice, I need to be mean/funny and give you the crappy Hawks Shoey
GVG- Lake is yours
T&T- Suckling for being a suck up. Classic lame word play humour right there.

[1eyedog]

I am sam. I am sam. Sam i am.

That sam-i-am! That sam-i-am! I do not like that sam-i-am!

Oh i do not like that sam i am i love that sam i am!

[Rocco Jones]

soup- Gaff
bt- Smith
murph's lore- Birchall
YHF- McGovern
Snoop= Bruest
bad= Burgoyne
grey= I'm gonna give you Rosa
dad's girl= you get a player for posting, Mark Lecras
Doc= Cyril for you
WD= OK I am gonna be a good dude and give you Priddis
hujsh= Josh Hill
2D= because I love you, Roughy is yours
HD= Shiels was always going to the next poster
Scraggers= the random generator spits out Shannon Hurn
Masddog37= I'm a romantic. You're the reigning champion and I am giving you Hodge back. Actually that's a new rule. The champion gets to carry over their player if they are in the Grand Final again.
JT- sorry after being so nice, I need to be mean/funny and give you the crappy Hawks Shoey
GVG- Lake is yours
T&T- Suckling for being a suck up. Classic lame word play humour right there.
1ED- SAM Butler



I am sam. I am sam. Sam i am.

That sam-i-am! That sam-i-am! I do not like that sam-i-am!

Oh i do not like that sam i am i love that sam i am!

[chef]

I'll take anyone

[GVGjr]

I'll take anyone

Go for Smith

[chef]

Go for Smith

Good choice Gary, give it to me Rocco.....please:D

[boydogs]

8 votes for Bonti

What do I have to do to get Josh Kennedy Rocco?

[jazzadogs]

I am living on the other side of the world and getting up at 3am to watch the game. Surely that level of commitment deserves some excellent player?

[Rocco Jones]

I'll take anyone


8 votes for Bonti

What do I have to do to get Josh Kennedy Rocco?


I am living on the other side of the world and getting up at 3am to watch the game. Surely that level of commitment deserves some excellent player?

soup- Gaff
bt- Smith
murph's lore- Birchall
YHF- McGovern
Snoop= Bruest
bad= Burgoyne
grey= I'm gonna give you Rosa
dad's girl= you get a player for posting, Mark Lecras
Doc= Cyril for you
WD= OK I am gonna be a good dude and give you Priddis
hujsh= Josh Hill
2D= because I love you, Roughy is yours
HD= Shiels was always going to the next poster
Scraggers= the random generator spits out Shannon Hurn
Masddog37= I'm a romantic. You're the reigning champion and I am giving you Hodge back. Actually that's a new rule. The champion gets to carry over their player if they are in the Grand Final again.
JT- sorry after being so nice, I need to be mean/funny and give you the crappy Hawks Shoey
GVG- Lake is yours
T&T- Suckling for being a suck up. Classic lame word play humour right there.
chef- Smith is taken so the generator says Hill
boydogs= Jack Darling is kinda like Kennedy. So you get Darling
jazzadogs= generator says B Boy McEvoy

[azabob]

If i could chose a player, who would i choose Rocco?

[lemmon]

Having just finished watching Cool Runnings, I request Callum Sinclair oh great Rocco

[comrade]

Can I have the Popdog?

[Rocco Jones]

azabob- Wellingham
lemmon- Sinclair
comrade- popdog fo shizzle
soup- Gaff
bt- Smith
murph's lore- Birchall
YHF- McGovern
Snoop= Bruest
bad= Burgoyne
grey= I'm gonna give you Rosa
dad's girl= you get a player for posting, Mark Lecras
Doc= Cyril for you
WD= OK I am gonna be a good dude and give you Priddis
hujsh= Josh Hill
2D= because I love you, Roughy is yours
HD= Shiels was always going to the next poster
Scraggers= the random generator spits out Shannon Hurn
Masddog37= I'm a romantic. You're the reigning champion and I am giving you Hodge back. Actually that's a new rule. The champion gets to carry over their player if they are in the Grand Final again.
JT- sorry after being so nice, I need to be mean/funny and give you the crappy Hawks Shoey
GVG- Lake is yours
T&T- Suckling for being a suck up. Classic lame word play humour right there.
chef- Smith is taken so the generator says Hill
boydogs= Jack Darling is kinda like Kennedy. So you get Darling
jazzadogs= generator says B Boy McEvoy[/QUOTE]


If i could chose a player, who would i choose Rocco?


Having just finished watching Cool Runnings, I request Callum Sinclair oh great Rocco


Can I have the Popdog?

[boydogs]

boydogs= Jack Darling is kinda like Kennedy. So you get Darling

Yuck! What about Nicnat as well then because he is kinda like a palm tree?

[EasternWest]

Anyone left? Give me the crappest one.

[Axe Man]

As a former winner I don't require a good player, I'm happy to let others experience the glory of taking out this prestigious competition.

So I will be content to just take the most awesome yet terrible player ever in Matthew Spangher, even though he won't get a game.

[LostDoggy]

I'll take any Roughy Rocco ;)

[AndrewP6]

I'd like someone who may not even gather a stat.

[Rocco Jones]

azabob- Wellingham
lemmon- Sinclair
comrade- popdog fo shizzle
soup- Gaff
bt- Smith
murph's lore- Birchall
YHF- McGovern
Snoop= Bruest
bad= Burgoyne
grey= I'm gonna give you Rosa
dad's girl= you get a player for posting, Mark Lecras
Doc= Cyril for you
WD= OK I am gonna be a good dude and give you Priddis
hujsh= Josh Hill
2D= because I love you, Roughy is yours
HD= Shiels was always going to the next poster
Scraggers= the random generator spits out Shannon Hurn
Masddog37= I'm a romantic. You're the reigning champion and I am giving you Hodge back. Actually that's a new rule. The champion gets to carry over their player if they are in the Grand Final again.
JT- sorry after being so nice, I need to be mean/funny and give you the crappy Hawks Shoey
GVG- Lake is yours
T&T- Suckling for being a suck up. Classic lame word play humour right there.
chef- Smith is taken so the generator says Hill
boydogs- Jack Darling is kinda like Kennedy. So you get Darling
jazzadogs- generator says B Boy McEvoy[/QUOTE][/QUOTE]
EW- Gibson
Axeman- I am giving you Stratton. He is kinda like a less lovable Spangher but will actually play
Redders- Dom Sheed
AP6- Yeo because he wears #6



Anyone left? Give me the crappest one.


As a former winner I don't require a good player, I'm happy to let others experience the glory of taking out this prestigious competition.

So I will be content to just take the most awesome yet terrible player ever in Matthew Spangher, even though he won't get a game.


I'll take any Roughy Rocco ;)


I'd like someone who may not even gather a stat.

[Rocco Jones]

OK player actually picked out of a hat now. For real. Names out of a hat.

[Rocco Jones]

Rocco Jones- damn it I actually picked out Hale for myself. How much integrity does that prove I have?
azabob- Wellingham
lemmon- Sinclair
comrade- popdog fo shizzle
soup- Gaff
bt- Smith
murph's lore- Birchall
YHF- McGovern
Snoop= Bruest
bad= Burgoyne
grey= I'm gonna give you Rosa
dad's girl= you get a player for posting, Mark Lecras
Doc= Cyril for you
WD= OK I am gonna be a good dude and give you Priddis
hujsh= Josh Hill
2D= because I love you, Roughy is yours
HD= Shiels was always going to the next poster
Scraggers= the random generator spits out Shannon Hurn
Masddog37= I'm a romantic. You're the reigning champion and I am giving you Hodge back. Actually that's a new rule. The champion gets to carry over their player if they are in the Grand Final again.
JT- sorry after being so nice, I need to be mean/funny and give you the crappy Hawks Shoey
GVG- Lake is yours
T&T- Suckling for being a suck up. Classic lame word play humour right there.
chef- Smith is taken so the generator says Hill
boydogs- Jack Darling is kinda like Kennedy. So you get Darling
jazzadogs- generator says B Boy McEvoy
EW- Gibson
Axeman- I am giving you Stratton. He is kinda like a less lovable Spangher but will actually play
Redders- Dom Sheed
AP6- Yeo because he wears #6

[Rocco Jones]

Rocco Jones- damn it I actually picked out Hale for myself. How much integrity does that prove I have?
azabob- Wellingham
lemmon- Sinclair
comrade- popdog fo shizzle
soup- Gaff
bt- Smith
murph's lore- Birchall
YHF- McGovern
Snoop= Bruest
bad= Burgoyne
grey= I'm gonna give you Rosa
dad's girl= you get a player for posting, Mark Lecras
Doc= Cyril for you
WD= OK I am gonna be a good dude and give you Priddis
hujsh= Josh Hill
2D= because I love you, Roughy is yours
HD= Shiels was always going to the next poster
Scraggers= the random generator spits out Shannon Hurn
Masddog37= I'm a romantic. You're the reigning champion and I am giving you Hodge back. Actually that's a new rule. The champion gets to carry over their player if they are in the Grand Final again.
JT- sorry after being so nice, I need to be mean/funny and give you the crappy Hawks Shoey
GVG- Lake is yours
T&T- Suckling for being a suck up. Classic lame word play humour right there.
chef- Smith is taken so the generator says Hill
boydogs- Jack Darling is kinda like Kennedy. So you get Darling
jazzadogs- generator says B Boy McEvoy
EW- Gibson
Axeman- I am giving you Stratton. He is kinda like a less lovable Spangher but will actually play
Redders- Dom Sheed
AP6- Yeo because he wears #6

[Mantis]

Im in... I'll take anyone including Josh Kennedy. ;)

This will be my only interest in the GF.

[KT31]

Please pick me a player Rocco, at least it will give me something to keep me occupied between drinks.

[EasternWest]

Gibson? Gibson? I asked for someone crap. I didn't think you'd actually do it. You've never given me what I've asked for before.

[westdog54]

Gibson? Gibson? I asked for someone crap. I didn't think you'd actually do it. You've never given me what I've asked for before.

Come on EW you know Rocco makes it up as he goes along.

[Rocco Jones]

Im in... I'll take anyone including Josh Kennedy. ;)

This will be my only interest in the GF.


Please pick me a player Rocco, at least it will give me something to keep me occupied between drinks.


Mantis- I am giving you Kennedy as it isn't very greedy of you and I want to break the monotony of picking out of a hat
KT31- the hat says Chipper Frawley
Rocco Jones- damn it I actually picked out Hale for myself. How much integrity does that prove I have?
azabob- Wellingham
lemmon- Sinclair
comrade- popdog fo shizzle
soup- Gaff
bt- Smith
murph's lore- Birchall
YHF- McGovern
Snoop= Bruest
bad= Burgoyne
grey= I'm gonna give you Rosa
dad's girl= you get a player for posting, Mark Lecras
Doc= Cyril for you
WD= OK I am gonna be a good dude and give you Priddis
hujsh= Josh Hill
2D= because I love you, Roughy is yours
HD= Shiels was always going to the next poster
Scraggers= the random generator spits out Shannon Hurn
Masddog37= I'm a romantic. You're the reigning champion and I am giving you Hodge back. Actually that's a new rule. The champion gets to carry over their player if they are in the Grand Final again.
JT- sorry after being so nice, I need to be mean/funny and give you the crappy Hawks Shoey
GVG- Lake is yours
T&T- Suckling for being a suck up. Classic lame word play humour right there.
chef- Smith is taken so the generator says Hill
boydogs- Jack Darling is kinda like Kennedy. So you get Darling
jazzadogs- generator says B Boy McEvoy
EW- Gibson
Axeman- I am giving you Stratton. He is kinda like a less lovable Spangher but will actually play
Redders- Dom Sheed
AP6- Yeo because he wears #6

[Rocco Jones]

Im in... I'll take anyone including Josh Kennedy. ;)

This will be my only interest in the GF.


Please pick me a player Rocco, at least it will give me something to keep me occupied between drinks.


Gibson? Gibson? I asked for someone crap. I didn't think you'd actually do it. You've never given me what I've asked for before.


Come on EW you know Rocco makes it up as he goes along.

It's a combination of my hat and a generator that lives in my head.

[Rocco Jones]

RULE CLARIFICATION- if your player pulls out and is replaced by a player that no poster has, that player will then be yours.

[LostDoggy]

Redders- Dom Sheed


Thanks Rocco :)

[Rocco Jones]

We have more players available!!! Don't be shy. I will be giving out seconds later tonight.

[bornadog]

We have more players available!!! Don't be shy. I will be giving out seconds later tonight.

OK I am greedy, I will take a second but must be from the opposing team.

[Throughandthrough]

We have more players available!!! Don't be shy. I will be giving out seconds later tonight.

Thanks Rocco. And did you know that there's exactly the same number of letters in the names of Rocco Jones and Chris Grant? There's something in that for all of us to ponder. I know I have.

[LostDoggy]

I deserve a second surely! I'm stuck with the crap Shoey! Was hoping he got dropped for Gunston

[Maddog37]

Is seconds like elevensies?

[Greystache]

If there's someone left who's not completely shit I would appreciate a second RJ.

[Rocco Jones]

OK I am greedy, I will take a second but must be from the opposing team.

Will Schofield


Thanks Rocco. And did you know that there's exactly the same number of letters in the names of Rocco Jones and Chris Grant? There's something in that for all of us to ponder. I know I have.

Kind words but hat for you. Hat says... Xavier Ellis (really for reals)


I deserve a second surely! I'm stuck with the crap Shoey! Was hoping he got dropped for Gunston

Nic Nat. What a get?!


Is seconds like elevensies?

Sheppard.


If there's someone left who's not completely shit I would appreciate a second RJ.

Luke Shuey.

[Rocco Jones]

I am going to the hat for a second time for your humble and loyal admin. Rocco gets..... Sam Mitchell! I need to do this live next year,

[Rocco Jones]

Gunston/whoever comes in for him if he misses to the next caller

[azabob]

Gunston/whoever comes in for him if he misses to the next caller

Next caller is azabob

[Rocco Jones]

Next caller is azabob

Yours!!!

4 more players include Jordan Lewis. Anyone else who wants seconds (or firsts) post.

[I'm Not Bitter Anymore!]

Shattered Josh Hill has been taken

[Rocco Jones]

Shattered Josh Hill has been taken

Cripps for you. 3 players left!

[Rocco Jones]

Im Not Bitter gets Hutchings too.

[Happy Days]

Gimmie Lewis, I don't think I'd love to get a beer with Shiels

[EasternWest]

Give me another. Someone from WC if available.

[Rocco Jones]

Gimmie Lewis, I don't think I'd love to get a beer with Shiels

Lewis for you.


Give me another. Someone from WC if available.

And Masten for you.

And that my friends, is the final player. Let the best sweeper win!

[hujsh]

hush runs into the room to panting: Is it done? Is it too late for seconds

Notices room is empty: Awww

[boydogs]

OMG Rocco. I was the first to ask for Kennedy and the first to ask for a second player, and all I got was Jack Darling

Your ruck theories officially suck :D

[Rocco Jones]

OMG Rocco. I was the first to ask for Kennedy and the first to ask for a second player, and all I got was Jack Darling

Your ruck theories officially suck :D

But that was before the seconds asking phase starting.

Don't you sass my ruck theories!!!

[Rocco Jones]

OMG Rocco. I was the first to ask for Kennedy and the first to ask for a second player, and all I got was Jack Darling

Your ruck theories officially suck :D

Because I have a gentle soul, I am giving you something. You get to have any player for next year's edition of this grand old game. You just have to pick in the next 11 hours and 14 minutes.

[Rocco Jones]

Same as you hujsh but you only get 38 minutes because I don't feel as bad about your situation.

[boydogs]

Because I have a gentle soul, I am giving you something. You get to have any player for next year's edition of this grand old game. You just have to pick in the next 11 hours and 14 minutes.

Thanks Rocco. Your ruck theories are the best, and so is your Footscray VFL page :)

Let's go with Jake Stringerrrrrrrrr

[hujsh]

I'll say...Dangerfield

[Rocco Jones]

Just so I remember, I will give myself a crack at this too. Bonts.

[Twodogs]

Is handing out next year's already kind of like trading next year's draft picks?

[Rocco Jones]

Is handing out next year's already kind of like trading next year's draft picks?

Great work. You deserve a player too. They just can't be a Bulldog. Two taken already and three would be outrageous!!!

[Twodogs]

Great work. You deserve a player too. They just can't be a Bulldog. Two taken already and three would be outrageous!!!


Cool. I will take Jarrad Grant. (Can I choose a future non bulldog?)

If I can't then make it Jake Carlisle please.

[Rocco Jones]

Cool. I will take Jarrad Grant. (Can I choose a future non bulldog?)

If I can't then make it Jake Carlisle please.

You can have both.

[bornadog]

I think Macrae for me, next year he will be a super star.

[Twodogs]

You can have both.

Your generosity is exceeded only by your personal beauty.

[bulldogtragic]

Feeling good about winning the title this year.

[Twodogs]

Cyril would be the best so far.

[bornadog]

Cyril would be the best so far.

Are you sure Bruce? He has been SPECIAL :D

[bornadog]

wrong thread

[bulldogtragic]

Cmon Smith, I want this win!!

[bornadog]

Cmon Smith, I want this win!!

nah the media darling Rioli will get it

[bulldogtragic]

Call the police, Smith and/or Mitchell and/or Hodge were just robbed.

[chef]

It was always going to happen.

[Doc26]

Call the police, Smith and/or Mitchell and/or Hodge were just robbed.

Nah, very deserving winner.

[Twodogs]

I'm suprised Bruce didn't run down from the box and genuflect in front of Cyril during the presentation.

[jazzadogs]

Call the police, Smith and/or Mitchell and/or Hodge were just robbed.

And/or Frawley. Although I think his performance was helped by Eagles ineptitude going forward.

Cyril had a few moments, but seriously...best on ground? Nah.

[Remi Moses]

Much as it pains me Cyril was outstanding, as was Gunston.
Another hawthorn flag, and I'm sure celebrations will go well into the afternoon

[AndrewP6]

Much as it pains me Cyril was outstanding, as was Gunston.
Another hawthorn flag, and I'm sure celebrations will go well into the afternoon

Tomorrow afternoon.

[Rocco Jones]

Congrats Doc26. Mr The Rocco Jones/WOOF Norm Smith Sweep 2015 Special October Edition w/ unresolved how many votes will Marcus Bontempelli receive at the Brownlow side game.

[Twodogs]

Goodnight everybody.

[Twodogs]

Go dogs!

[azabob]

Didn't this thread become a whole heap of awesomenesssssssss

I want to ask for The Bont, but I don't want to.

Stuff it, can I have Marcus Bontempelli, aka The Bont, DaBont, Bonti.

[AndrewP6]

Can I have Libba (I hope he keeps that mo for a week more!)

[comrade]

Can I have Hodge?

[LostDoggy]

Can I have Daniel? Shorties unite.

[EasternWest]

Give me someone good or I'll bash you. You know I will too because I'm a union thug.

[bulldogtragic]

Didn't this thread become a whole heap of awesomenesssssssss

I want to ask for The Bont, but I don't want to.

Stuff it, can I have Marcus Bontempelli, aka The Bont, DaBont, Bonti.

I've already asked in the GF thread. So ner! :D

[1eyedog]

Can I please have clay smith?

[LostDoggy]

Can I please have anyone?;)
I'm not fussed.
We're in a God Damn Grand Final!!!! ;)

[LostDoggy]

Can I please have anyone?;)
I'm not fussed.
We're in a God Damn Grand Final!!!! ;)

[LostDoggy]

Dibs on Luke Dahlhaus. It's all about the hard ball, GF vs Swans

[LostDoggy]

Can I please have anyone?;)
I'm not fussed.;)
We're in A God Damn Grand Final!!!;)

[bornadog]

Macrae for me if he is free

[Doc26]

Can I have the other Marcus please, you know Billy's boy ?

[bulldogtragic]

So I've lost Bonts? Damn you Azabob! :D

[soupman]

Oooh JJ for me please.

[Rocco Jones]

Welcome to The Rocco Jones/WOOF Norm Smith Sweep WTF THE BULLDOGS ARE IN IT OMG Special Edition.

To start things off, you can win a player by correctly predicting how many Brownlow votes they will receive. You can pick any player from either side. First in to correctly predict how many votes that player get, gets the player. Simples.

Bonts 17
Kennedy 16

I get to go first because I am corrupt.

[Rocco Jones]

Can I please have anyone?;)
I'm not fussed.;)
We're in A God Damn Grand Final!!!;)

Your persistence gets you Clay Smith.

[hujsh]

I'd like a Stringer. If he has a big game I think he'll get the nod.

[KT31]

Anyone I'm not fussed, but as you have given me spuds the last couple and being as though this is a year of change a decent pick would be nice.:)

[Rocco Jones]

I will only give out players as part of Brownlow votes game for now. No one is playing the game with me and this makes me sad.

[Rocco Jones]

Can I have Hodge?

You get Camhead for coming up with the name (I think).

[Scraggers]

Every year I ask for Cyril Rioli ... Every year I miss out !!! Dammit Rocco, give me Cyril (Wait, wha ??? Hawthorn didn't make it to the big dance?? The Western Bulldogs did ) Well in that case, can I please have Matthew Boyd ????

[Rocco Jones]

Can I please have clay smith?

Damn I just gave up Clay Smith and was gonna give anyone asking for Clay, Clay. You get Josh Dunkley as he is kinda like Clay.

OK no more players given out. Now it's just the Brownlow game.

[Rocco Jones]

Just to make it clear. Only giving out players as part of Brownlow game.

Pick a player from each competing team. First poster who correctly predicts how many votes said player will receive gets that player.

Camhead, Clay and Dunks all gone.

[bulldogtragic]

I always lose, so give me Franklin please.

[Rocco Jones]

I always lose, so give me Franklin please.

Your non compliance to my game upsets me so you get the Swans ruckman, Nankervis or whatever his name is. Not Tippett.

[AndrewP6]

Welcome to The Rocco Jones/WOOF Norm Smith Sweep WTF THE BULLDOGS ARE IN IT OMG Special Edition.

To start things off, you can win a player by correctly predicting how many Brownlow votes they will receive. You can pick any player from either side. First in to correctly predict how many votes that player get, gets the player. Simples.

Bonts 17
Kennedy 16

I get to go first because I am corrupt.
Bailey Williams, 0.

[bulldogtragic]

Your non compliance to my game upsets me so you get the Swans ruckman, Nankervis or whatever his name is. Not Tippett.

Naismith? If so, no votes. So I earned him fair and square.

[Scraggers]

Am I allowed to choose two Bulldogs?

Bontempelli 19
M Boyd 8

[Rocco Jones]

Naismith? If so, no votes. So I earned him fair and square.

Is it Nankervis or Naismith that's playing? You can have both.

[Rocco Jones]

Am I allowed to choose two Bulldogs?

Bontempelli 19
M Boyd 8

No one player from each team. So much non compliance!!! Rampe for you and you are DQed from getting the Bont forever.

[Rocco Jones]

OK so from now on ONLY BROWNLOW VOTE TIPPING (until Brownlow ends)
List of guys taken...
Clay
Dunks
Camhead
Whoever the Swans ruck that isn't Tippett
Rampe

[Scraggers]

No one player from each team. So much non compliance!!! Rampe for you and you are DQed from getting the Bont forever.

So when you say forever ... Is that like just tonight?

[bulldogtragic]

Is it Nankervis or Naismith that's playing? You can have both.

Then double my vote expectation for both.

[Rocco Jones]

Then double my vote expectation for both.

They are yours already. For free.

[LostDoggy]

Can I have aliir aliir?

[Rocco Jones]

So when you say forever ... Is that like just tonight?

Until I forget. I'm gonna try and cheat to get the Bont.

I am taking both 16 and 17 votes for the Bont in lieu of all the non compliance I have had to deal with.

[Rocco Jones]

Can I have aliir aliir?

You're not playing the game but Swans are worthless so have him, Ted Richards and his brother.

[Doc26]

Bont 18
Kennedy 17

[Happy Days]

Bont - 22
Franklin - 12

Can I just have Shane Biggs? He is to Instagram what Brodie Moles is to Twitter.

[soupman]

JJ is gonna get 9 votes. You don't need to wait to find out. I just told you. So pay up.

Buddy will also get 9, but isn't half the player JJ is.

[westdog54]

I'm just going to sit back and enjoy everyone messing with Rocco's head this year.

[merantau]

Phil O'Keefe please or, if he's been snagged already, Shane Loveless.

[chef]

I'll take anyone Rocco

[LostDoggy]

Bont 24
Kennedy 18

[Daughter of the West]

Toyd 3 votes

Can I have him pretty please Mr Rocco. And by the way, you looked rather handsome on the Footscray Bulldogs FB page on Saturday ;)

[Mantis]

Parker - 21
Dahlhaus - 8

[EasternWest]

Clay Smith 1.
Libba 8

[1eyedog]

Stringer 3

[hujsh]

I will only give out players as part of Brownlow votes game for now. No one is playing the game with me and this makes me sad.

Stringer 6
Kennedy 14

[Scraggers]

C'mon Rocco ... no one is following your stinkin rules. Surely you have to give me Cyril Rioli now???
Matty Boyd will do fine though ... thanking you in advance.

[Rocco Jones]

Toyd 3 votes

Can I have him pretty please Mr Rocco. And by the way, you looked rather handsome on the Footscray Bulldogs FB page on Saturday ;)

Toyd is yours!

[Rocco Jones]

I'll take anyone Rocco

Ok, you can have Papley.

[LostDoggy]

Bont - 22 votes

[Axe Man]

Picken 3
Hannebury 11

[boydogs]

Macrae 11
Jack 12

P.S. Can I please have a player for playing properly? :D

[dadsgirl16]

L Hunter 7
that buddy person 8

[Rocco Jones]

C'mon Rocco ... no one is following your stinkin rules. Surely you have to give me Cyril Rioli now???
Matty Boyd will do fine though ... thanking you in advance.

No, you cannot have Boyd,
You can only have Jake Lloyd.

[bornadog]

Macrae for me if he is free

Ok make that three

[Rocco Jones]

Macrae 11
Jack 12

P.S. Can I please have a player for playing properly? :D

Yep sure, Heath Grundy for you.

[Scraggers]

No, you cannot have Boyd,
You can only have Jake Lloyd.

Didn't he play for Essendon and retire 5 years ago?? Good goal kicker

[AndrewP6]

I still don't get the rules, so in addition to Bailey Williams, I'd like Tony Liberatore. Yes, Tony.

[Rocco Jones]

I still don't get the rules, so in addition to Bailey Williams, I'd like Tony Liberatore. Yes, Tony.

Done. Actually I like the cut of your jib, Tom Liberatore for you too.

[Scraggers]

Done. Actually I like the cut of your gibe, Tom Liberatore for you too.

What's wrong with my gibe ????? I want Matthew Boyd ... NO, I demand Matthew Boyd !!!!!!!

[hujsh]

This arbitrary tyranny will not last. One day the Woofers will depose you Rocco and take the sweep and prize money for ourselves!

Viva la Revolution! Cede Nullis!

[Doc26]

Done. Actually I like the cut of your gibe, Tom Liberatore for you too.

Rocco, just because Travis is on his way to our Club doesn't mean you have to start sounding like him with your mixed metaphors.

[Rocco Jones]

Rocco, just because Travis is on his way to our Club doesn't mean you have to start sounding like him with your mixed metaphors.

Fair play. I am blaming sleep deprivation but you can have Heath Grundy for free.

[AndrewP6]

Done. Actually I like the cut of your jib, Tom Liberatore for you too.

Yay!!! A Williams and Double Libba. Happy days!

[Rocco Jones]

Yay!!! A Williams and Double Libba. Happy days!

You're so appreciative. I like it. You can have Nick Smith as well.

[Rocco Jones]

Scraggers if you stop pestering me, you can have your choice of player left after the Brownlow game.

[Rocco Jones]

Anyone who is willing to sort out who won different players from the Brownlow game will be given their choice of two remaining players.

[EasternWest]

Anyone who is willing to sort out who won different players from the Brownlow game will be given their choice of two remaining players.

Did i get anyone? Cause I'll have someone.

[Mofra]

I'll take a leftover player if there are any. Thanks

[Scraggers]

Scraggers if you stop pestering me, you can have your choice of player left after the Brownlow game.

Done deal

[LostDoggy]

I'm honestly too stressed to read back on rules.

Just gimme anyone or anything!

[AndrewP6]

I'm honestly too stressed to read back on rules.

Just gimme anyone or anything!

Don't worry I've read them and still don't understand!

[Rocco Jones]

I'm honestly too stressed to read back on rules.

Just gimme anyone or anything!

JT you get KT.

[AndrewP6]

You're so appreciative. I like it. You can have Nick Smith as well.

Sweeeet!!! Is he any relation to Dick Smith, because that guy has stuffed a few things up recently.

[boydogs]

Yep sure, Heath Grundy for you.


Fair play. I am blaming sleep deprivation but you can have Heath Grundy for free.

Can we both have another player to share?

[bornadog]

Anyone who is willing to sort out who won different players from the Brownlow game will be given their choice of two remaining players.

mmmmmmmmmmm you have forgotten meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Greystache]

Bont 25

Hannerberry 14


.... Oooh oooh and can I have a player??

[LostDoggy]

Please Mr Rocco I think Bob Murphy will get 3 votes and K.Jack will get 20 votes. Could I please have a Bulldogs player in your sweep?

[Doc26]

Yep sure, Heath Grundy for you.


Fair play. I am blaming sleep deprivation but you can have Heath Grundy for free.


Can we both have another player to share?

Boydogs, if Heath Grundy wins Norm I promise to share all the prize money with you.

Rocco, can we both share Liam as well ?

[Throughandthrough]

any left? Sorry, been busy not doing anything productive


PS Go the scrays!

[Rocco Jones]

OK Doc26, i gave you Grundy but he was already taken, so you get...

Gary Rohan AND Jarrad McVeigh.

[Rocco Jones]

any left? Sorry, been busy not doing anything productive


PS Go the scrays!

You get Caleb Daniel because you are South Australian.

[bornadog]

You get Caleb Daniel because you are South Australian.

https://media.giphy.com/media/CahVQP5lffTmU/giphy.gif

[Rocco Jones]

https://media.giphy.com/media/CahVQP5lffTmU/giphy.gif

Haha ok that deserves a player. Zaine Cordy for you.

[boydogs]

Macrae 1
Jack 3

Nailed it :D

[Rocco Jones]

Nailed it :D

Well done! Jack and Macrae yours.

[Rocco Jones]

Stringer 6
Kennedy 14

Kennedy is yours

[bulldogtragic]

Naismith & Nankervis get none combined? If so, I nailed it and happy with both spuds.

[Rocco Jones]

OK I said whoever collates the votes gets the leftover player of their choice and that's me so Rocco Jones, you got The Bont!!!

[Rocco Jones]

Bont - 22
Franklin - 12

Can I just have Shane Biggs? He is to Instagram what Brodie Moles is to Twitter.

Biggs is yours.

[bulldogtragic]

OK I said whoever collates the votes gets the leftover player of their choice and that's me so Rocco Jones, you got The Bont!!!

There's Putin iron fist style control & corruption, and now there's Rocco. :D

[Rocco Jones]

There's Putin iron fist style control & corruption, and now there's Rocco. :D

Yet, I never win this bloody thing!

[Throughandthrough]

OK I said whoever collates the votes gets the leftover player of their choice and that's me so Rocco Jones, you got The Bont!!!


I see what you did there.

[bulldogtragic]

Yet, I never win this bloody thing!

Maybe if you post pics of yourself bare chested horse riding, the winner may feel compelled to hand you their player.

[Rocco Jones]

I see what you did there.

I truly was hoping someone would do the work for me and it was quite easy in the end.

[Rocco Jones]

Anyone who is willing to sort out who won different players from the Brownlow game will be given their choice of two remaining players.

Oh wow, I didn't realise i won TWO players. Thanks man. I'm gonna be fair and take JJ.

[Rocco Jones]

Picken 3
Hannebury 11

Close enough with Picken. He is yours.

[Rocco Jones]

Parker - 21
Dahlhaus - 8

Close enough with Dahl, he is yours.