The Rocco Jones/WOOF Norm Smith Sweep

[Rocco Jones]

He's on fire!

Menegola for you too.

I am giving myself Danger as there are too many players left and I will we need more of a corrupt vibe to this.

[jeemak]

Not sure he is woke, I think being 'woke' is relatively a good thing, but I will give you Miers.

I appreciate it.

[EasternWest]

Menegola for you too.

I am giving myself Danger as there are too many players left and I will we need more of a corrupt vibe to this.

This is bullshit.

Can I trade you a whole bunch of mutton for some lamb backstrap?

[Yankee Hotel Foxtrot]

This is bullshit.

Can I trade you a whole bunch of mutton for some lamb backstrap?

For such insolence you should receive Rhys Stanley!

[Scraggers]

I know I have both Daniel, Maurice and Cyril Rioli, but can I have more????

Please Rocco ... gimme another

[EasternWest]

For such insolence you should receive Rhys Stanley!

3rd man up rule for you. Free kick. You get Gary Rohan.

[boydogs]

My favourite thread every year <3

A brownlow medallist would be great thanks Rocco old mate :D

[Yankee Hotel Foxtrot]

3rd man up rule for you. Free kick. You get Gary Rohan.

Hahaha.. that's brilliant.

[Rocco Jones]

For such insolence you should receive Rhys Stanley!

I’m giving you Stanley

[Rocco Jones]

Hahaha.. that's brilliant.

And Rohan.

[Rocco Jones]

My favourite thread every year <3

A brownlow medallist would be great thanks Rocco old mate :D

You can have Ablett.

[Rocco Jones]

To cover my bases:
- if I give out a player multiple times due to being a drunk, they go to the original poster
- all players not taken go to twodogs

[Doc26]

To cover my bases:
- if I give out a player multiple times due to being a drunk, they go to the original poster
- all players not taken go to twodogs

Phew. But happy to share the little master or Tomawhawk.

[Yankee Hotel Foxtrot]

You can have Ablett.

Gees.. thats like a double 50 metre...but i had it coming...
You glorious bastard.

[Rocco Jones]

My favourite thread every year <3

A brownlow medallist would be great thanks Rocco old mate :D

I messed up giving you Ablett, already taken.

You can have Duncan.

[Rocco Jones]

Gees.. thats like a double 50 metre...but i had it coming...
You glorious bastard.

Not for you but you can have O’Connor who was named in the opposite forward pocket.

[Yankee Hotel Foxtrot]

Not for you but you can have O’Connor who was named in the opposite forward pocket.

Yeah. I replied to wrong post. I haven't even started drinking yet.
I should probably get some useless Richmond flog for that..

[Rocco Jones]

Yeah. I replied to wrong post. I haven't even started drinking yet.
I should probably get some useless Richmond flog for that..

You can have McIntosh as well.

[I'm Not Bitter Anymore!]

I’m happy to take one off Twodogs’ hands

[Rocco Jones]

I’m happy to take one off Twodogs’ hands

Vlaustin for you.

[Rocco Jones]

I’m giving Tom Stewart to Raw Toast despite him not asking for a player. He is in my SC Draft league and had Stewart, so it makes sense.

[Rocco Jones]

I’m giving myself Kane Lambert as well. I’m gonna keep giving myself players if no one else asks.

[soupman]

You gave me Marlion Pickett. He's crap. More please?

[Eastdog]

Who will you give me Rocco? :D

[Daughter of the West]

I'll double up.

And do I get a bonus for being the niece of one of your primary school teachers? (How's that for an obscure Facebook cross-over reference?) :D

[Rocco Jones]

You gave me Marlion Pickett. He's crap. More please?

Done.


Who will you give me Rocco? :D

Bews for you.


I'll double up.

And do I get a bonus for being the niece of one of your primary school teachers? (How's that for an obscure Facebook cross-over reference?) :D

Am you? Is that Miss Alexander? What a legend?!!!

Chippa for you.

[Daughter of the West]

Am you? Is that Miss Alexander? What a legend?!!!

Chippa for you.

Yup, and she is a legend! Cheers Rocco.

Now to figure out who Chippa actually is...

[Eastdog]

Yeah ill take Bews.

[soupman]

Done.



Thanks.....wait what?

At least give me Jake Kolodjashnij's bald spot.

[jazzadogs]

Thanks.....wait what?

At least give me Jake Kolodjashnij's bald spot.

I have a bald spot too. I already have hairy Guthrie to account for that though I suppose...

[Throughandthrough]

I’m giving myself Kane Lambert as well. I’m gonna keep giving myself players if no one else asks.


If they are going out for free I’ll have another

[Rocco Jones]

Thanks.....wait what?

At least give me Jake Kolodjashnij's bald spot.

You get all Kolodjashnijs forever

[Rocco Jones]

If they are going out for free I’ll have another

Henry for you

[Rocco Jones]

Late Change

I am giving myself Shai Bolton as I’m betting on him. Would be massive conflict of interest.

bornadog gets Tuohy and Graham instead.

[Rocco Jones]

If anyone can find a player not taken, they are yours.

I have:
Dusty
Danger
Bolton
Lambert

Sounds fair.

[EasternWest]

Double up.

[EasternWest]

If anyone can find a player not taken, they are yours.

I have:
Dusty
Danger
Bolton
Lambert

Sounds fair.

Dangerfield for me.

[EasternWest]

Dangerfield for me.

Because the game has started and you haven't responded and I was the last to say Dangerfield I'm claiming him.

[I'm Not Bitter Anymore!]

Vlaustin is out cold so I’m in a bit of trouble

[EasternWest]

Vlaustin is out cold so I’m in a bit of trouble

Pick one of the 8 mudheads I've been given and he's yours.

[I'm Not Bitter Anymore!]

Thanks Eastern West I’ll have Bolton hopefully I haven’t mozzed him

[EasternWest]

Thanks Eastern West I’ll have Bolton hopefully I haven’t mozzed him

Hey I didn't say you could have the good one out of the mudheads :).

[bornadog]

Thanks Eastern West I’ll have Bolton hopefully I haven’t mozzed him


Haha, I already have Bolton

[I'm Not Bitter Anymore!]

Not my night

[EasternWest]

Late Change

I am giving myself Shai Bolton as I’m betting on him. Would be massive conflict of interest.

bornadog gets Tuohy and Graham instead.


Haha, I already have Bolton

Not according to this.

But because I don't have Bolton (I have Balta), sure thing INBA, you can have him.

[bornadog]

Not according to this.

But because I don't have Bolton (I have Balta), sure thing INBA, you can have him.

WTF :D Playing badly anyway

[EasternWest]

WTF :D Playing badly anyway

I reckon he's been pretty good. Particularly second half.

[Yankee Hotel Foxtrot]

I hate footy... and Rocco Jones is a big jerk too.

[Rocco Jones]

I am so proud of myself.

[EasternWest]

I am so proud of myself.

If you're good at your job, you'll get a job.

Call in the auditors.

[jeemak]

I can't stomach bad mouthing of the club as if people's half baked opinions or are more important than the club.
Even the notion of lets trade Dunkley is repulsive.
I thought we were supporters not just people who think they know better than the club. If you think you know better rthan the club why advertise it? To show you are smarter than other posters?
To me it just shows
people putting their ego before their loyalty.
Support the cub do not bag it.

That's a pretty heavy post for Rocco's annual light hearted thread mate!

[Eastdog]

That's a pretty heavy post for Rocco's annual light hearted thread mate!

I think it was for the ‘Trade Dunkley’ thread.

[jeemak]

I think it was for the ‘Trade Dunkley’ thread.

Thanks Eastie. Reckon you might be right.

[Yankee Hotel Foxtrot]

Is Richmond the most overrated back to back premier? Is Rocco the most overrated Norm Smith sweeper? Why are we enthralled by his GF tyranny?
They're not nice questions..and the answers don't fill us with fluffy clouds of goodness.
But nonetheless, in the cold light of day, they require us to ask and resolve.
Blah blah blah
The correct answers are, in order, Yes, Yes, because we're idiots conditioned to respond to what Rocco is throwing down.
It's cultish...........................................

This isn't going to be held against me next GF Rocco?.....we're all rational and able to compartmentalise feedback, yeah?

[azabob]

Anyone for me. My care factor for this GF is zero.

Did SirSwampThing burn you on twitter last night?

[jeemak]

Is Richmond the most overrated back to back premier? Is Rocco the most overrated Norm Smith sweeper? Why are we enthralled by his GF tyranny?
They're not nice questions..and the answers don't fill us with fluffy clouds of goodness.
But nonetheless, in the cold light of day, they require us to ask and resolve.
Blah blah blah
The correct answers are, in order, Yes, Yes, because we're idiots conditioned to respond to what Rocco is throwing down.
It's cultish...........................................

This isn't going to be held against me next GF Rocco?.....we're all rational and able to compartmentalise feedback, yeah?

Even if it is I think it's important that you got all that off your chest.

[Happy Days]

So we all agree that this premiership absolutely does not count right?

Congratulations to Richmond on winning the Toyota AFL 2020 Exhibition Tournament.

[bornadog]

So we all agree that this premiership absolutely does not count right?

Congratulations to Richmond on winning the Toyota AFL 2020 Exhibition Tournament.

It actually feels that way.

[bulldogtragic]

Can I please have Schache?

[Rocco Jones]

Can I please have Schache?

Defo

[comrade]

Fine, I'll have Zaine if he plays.

[SquirrelGrip]

Is the Captain available for me? A lean finals series (by his standards anyway) so far. Needs a week off to freshen up and absolutely tear the game apart.

[Rocco Jones]

I won last year and as per protocol get to chose from the field. I’ll go with heart over head and pick Bont.

[Rocco Jones]

Fine, I'll have Zaine if he plays.

Your’s. I’ll give you Gardy too.

[dadsgirl16]

Bazzzz pleezzze for me

[Rocco Jones]

Is the Captain available for me? A lean finals series (by his standards anyway) so far. Needs a week off to freshen up and absolutely tear the game apart.

Taken. I’ll give you our last premiership captain.

[SquirrelGrip]

I won last year and as per protocol get to chose from the field. I’ll go with heart over head and pick Bont.

I guess, I’ll have another crack then… Bailey Dale please.

[Grantysghost]

Can I have the bromance?

[Rocco Jones]

Bazzzz pleezzze for me

Bailey Fritsch? Done.

Getting rid of Dees is going to be hard.

[Rocco Jones]

Can I have the bromance?

I love your profile pic, so Adz is yours.

[Grantysghost]

I love your profile pic, so Adz is yours.

https://media.giphy.com/media/l3q2zbskZp2j8wniE/giphy-downsized-large.gif?cid=ecf05e47pjnb7pdbcqjqoh67w7osx4l291hqw765vwm008 1u&rid=giphy-downsized-large.gif&ct=g

[dadsgirl16]

Bailey Fritsch? Done.

Getting rid of Dees is going to be hard.

Not that one ! Bazlenka one

[chef]

I'm going to keep it local Vandermeer or Keath for me please.

[Mofra]

Roarke Smith for me please.

Two ACLs, 7 years as a rookie. I'm goign to death-ride him until the final siren.

[EasternWest]

Taken. I’ll give you our last premiership captain.

How could you do me like this?

[Max469]

Can I have the other half of the Bromance please?

[Yankee Hotel Foxtrot]

Some Caleb Daniel for me please?? You handsome devil Rocco.

[hujsh]

For 16 I took Josh Kennedy.

In the interest of keeping the good mojo going I'll ask for Oliver please.

[Doc26]

Bailey Fritsch? Done.

Getting rid of Dees is going to be hard.

Rocco, can I have big Maxy and young Stef?

[soupman]

One Bailey please.

[azabob]

I refuse to get drawn into this popularity contest once again.... if I was to be drawn into it I'd ask for Tommy Liberatore and settle for Aaron Naughton.

[Twodogs]

Can I have whomever is left over when you have given Aza either Aaron Naughton or Tom Libba, please you sexy thing Rocco?


Or Cody Weightman.

[Happy Days]

Only one guy out there has actually won a Norm Smith can I have him please?

If you give me Tom McDonald, James Harmes or Ben Brown I’m leaving the site.

[GVGjr]

Gotta go with the form line, JJ for me

[Happy Days]

Gotta go with the form line, JJ for me

Damn I got Johannajacked. Can I have one of the other crypto bros?

[Daughter of the West]

Wood please! My friend’s sister friend is mates with him - that’s enough of a connection, yeah?

[bornadog]

macrae please Rocco

[jazzadogs]

1036

I'll take Clayton Oliver in a losing side.

[jeemak]

Wood please! My friend’s sister friend is mates with him - that’s enough of a connection, yeah?

You'll have to fight EasternWest for him.

[jeemak]

Cody Weightman if I may please.

[Rocco Jones]

Not that one ! Bazlenka one

I knew what you wanted. I am just a jerk. Too hard to give away Dees.


I'm going to keep it local Vandermeer or Keath for me please.

Both yours.


Roarke Smith for me please.

Two ACLs, 7 years as a rookie. I'm goign to death-ride him until the final siren.

Done.

[I'm Not Bitter Anymore!]

I’ll trust your judgement

[Rocco Jones]

How could you do me like this?

Sorry.


Can I have the other half of the Bromance please?

Sorry, no.


Some Caleb Daniel for me please?? You handsome devil Rocco.

You can have Melbourne's version. Salem. That's your lot.

[Rocco Jones]

For 16 I took Josh Kennedy.

In the interest of keeping the good mojo going I'll ask for Oliver please.

First person asking for a Demon, so you get him.


Rocco, can I have big Maxy and young Stef?

I will give you Luke Jackson as I need to get rid of Dees but want to keep Gawn.

[Rocco Jones]

One Bailey please.

Truck is yours.


I refuse to get drawn into this popularity contest once again.... if I was to be drawn into it I'd ask for Tommy Liberatore and settle for Aaron Naughton.

Tom McDonald is kind of a merger of both. He is yours.


Can I have whomever is left over when you have given Aza either Aaron Naughton or Tom Libba, please you sexy thing Rocco?


Or Cody Weightman.

Naughts for you.


Only one guy out there has actually won a Norm Smith can I have him please?

If you give me Tom McDonald, James Harmes or Ben Brown I’m leaving the site.

JJ is a very fair request. You can have him. And I am not going with James Jordan gag. You actually get who you asked for. You're welcome. Thanks for your manners.

[Rocco Jones]

Gotta go with the form line, JJ for me

Gone. You can have the Dees JJ. Jordan. Or Jordon. I think it's Jordan. You can have Jordon Sweet as well for that matter.


Wood please! My friend’s sister friend is mates with him - that’s enough of a connection, yeah?

Wood is gone. You can have Hibberd instead.

[Rocco Jones]

macrae please Rocco

Hmm I am going to hold onto that big fish a bit to draw this thing out, painfully, as always. Brayshaw for you.


1036

I'll take Clayton Oliver in a losing side.

He is taken. Bowey in a losing side for you.


Cody Weightman if I may please.

I love your work. I am giving you Cody.

[jeemak]

Hmm I am going to hold onto that big fish a bit to draw this thing out, painfully, as always. Brayshaw for you.



He is taken. Bowey in a losing side for you.



I love your work. I am giving you Cody.

Thank you, Your Grace!

[Rocco Jones]

How could you do me like this?

You're right. Ridiculous to not give you Wood. He is yours.

SquirrelGrip gets a captain after asking for one. Gawn for you. Huge.

[jazzadogs]

Hmm I am going to hold onto that big fish a bit to draw this thing out, painfully, as always. Brayshaw for you.



He is taken. Bowey in a losing side for you.



I love your work. I am giving you Cody.

Oof I might need to keep trying. Although he does look like Oliver's little brother.

[Rocco Jones]

Oof I might need to keep trying. Although he does look like Oliver's little brother.

I like the positivity. Langdon for you too.

[Yankee Hotel Foxtrot]

Sorry.



Sorry, no.



You can have Melbourne's version. Salem. That's your lot.

Ouch.... That's colder than a mother in law's love you sociopathic mofo..

[EasternWest]

You're right. Ridiculous to not give you Wood. He is yours.

Justice prevails. I've always said our great and glorious Rocco was a fair and benevolent overlord and do not look back through this thread to confirm this.

[Yankee Hotel Foxtrot]

Justice prevails. I've always said our great and glorious Rocco was a fair and benevolent overlord and do not look back through this thread to confirm this.

You're such a suck-up

[Bumper Bulldogs]

I’ll bite. Nothing better than a big fish!

[westdog54]

I don't think anyone has asked for Jack Macrae.

I am now asking for Jack Macrae.

I think it's only fair I get Jack Macrae.

[dadsgirl16]

Can I ask again for B Smith pleeeese

[EasternWest]

You're such a suck-up

You wanna know how I know you didn't look at my history on this thread?

[Scraggers]

Can I please have Cyril Rioli, Tony Libba and Tom Libba. And if he’s not already taken, how about Marc Hunter? Or if he’s taken Lachie

[ReLoad]

Any chance I can have Keithy?

[Happy Days]

Any chance I can have Keithy?

Not when you spell his name like that I would’ve thought!

[The Bulldogs Bite]

Anyone left!?

[bulldogtragic]

Anyone left!?

Razor Ray.

[Mantis]

Can I have the Truck?

[comrade]

Given my kiss of death abilities, I think it's only fair I get Petracca AND Lever.

[Rocco Jones]

I’ll bite. Nothing better than a big fish!

Ben Brown for you.


I don't think anyone has asked for Jack Macrae.

I am now asking for Jack Macrae.

I think it's only fair I get Jack Macrae.

I am holding onto him for a bit. Can't jump the shark. Have Sparrow.


Can I ask again for B Smith pleeeese

Sorry.


Can I please have Cyril Rioli, Tony Libba and Tom Libba. And if he’s not already taken, how about Marc Hunter? Or if he’s taken Lachie

Lachie for you.

[Rocco Jones]

Any chance I can have Keithy?

Rivers


Anyone left!?

Because you don't ask for much, I am giving you Trac.

[Rocco Jones]

Can I have the Truck?

Already taken. You can have another Bailey. Dale variety.


Given my kiss of death abilities, I think it's only fair I get Petracca AND Lever.

Trac gone. Lever yours.

[Eastdog]

Who’s available?

[Rocco Jones]

Who’s available?

Spargo for you.

[Eastdog]

Spargo for you.

Which Bulldogs are available Rocco?

[bulldogtragic]

Burn :D

[bornadog]

I don't think anyone has asked for Jack Macrae.

I am now asking for Jack Macrae.

I think it's only fair I get Jack Macrae.

I asked and ended up with Brayshaw. I am appealing to the tribunal (if there is one)

[bulldogtragic]

I asked and ended up with Brayshaw. I am appealing to the tribunal (if there is one)

The Tribunal is Rocco.

Who doesn’t hear appeals. :D

[Rocco Jones]

The Tribunal is Rocco.

Who doesn’t hear appeals. :D

I like your vibe. Dunks for you.

[Rocco Jones]

Which Bulldogs are available Rocco?

You can have Anthony Scott as well.

[Eastdog]

You can have Anthony Scott as well.

I’ll take Scotty. Cheers Rocco!

[Rocco Jones]

I asked and ended up with Brayshaw. I am appealing to the tribunal (if there is one)

I will also give you Mitch Hannan.

[Scraggers]

Lachie for you.

And Cyril … don’t forget Cyril (I worked hard for him you know)

[Rocco Jones]

And Cyril … don’t forget Cyril (I worked hard for him you know)

All the Riolis yours forever.

[1eyedog]

Can I get a mid sized defender under 185 but above 178 ex premiership player also has a medical background and does great MC nights on the red carpet? If you're just gonna give me Harmes that's fine.

[boydogs]

Haven't read the thread to see whether Cody Weightman is still available so I definitely don't deserve to get Cody Weightman

[hujsh]

If we're handing out seconds I could use a Pickett.

If not I'll settle for Treloar

[Yankee Hotel Foxtrot]

You wanna know how I know you didn't look at my history on this thread?

Man EW whatever your long term history may've been the last 3 pages show you crumbled hard... once he gave you our former Captain Stupid Sexy Easton Wood...
lickspittle....

Rocco Jones you will get your comeuppance once day! Your Grand Final reign of terror has prevailed for too long!

[soupman]

Can I have Lever? I kind of like his villainous moustache.

[Rocco Jones]

Haven't read the thread to see whether Cody Weightman is still available so I definitely don't deserve to get Cody Weightman

Cody is gone. You can have Harmes.


If we're handing out seconds I could use a Pickett.

If not I'll settle for Treloar

All Pickets for eternity are yours. Just remind me. If I have given Kysiah to anyone else, that will be declared void. He is yours.


Can I have Lever? I kind of like his villainous moustache.

Yours.

[Rocco Jones]

I already gave comrade Lever but I feel he belongs to soupman. comrade, you get Langdon now.

[Rocco Jones]

Oh man I have given Langdon away. This is hard. I will give a star to anyone who collates the list of given players/posters.

comrade you get May. I will give you a Bulldog as well if you are okay with the kiss of death.

[Twodogs]

Naughts for you.




Bewdy. Thanks

[BornInDroopSt'54]

Yes please.
Bulldogs med sub preferred over Demon but thank you for saving Macrae.
Rocco My your teeth look shiny today!

[Rocco Jones]

Can I get a mid sized defender under 185 but above 178 ex premiership player also has a medical background and does great MC nights on the red carpet? If you're just gonna give me Harmes that's fine.


Yes please.
Bulldogs med sub preferred over Demon but thank you for saving Macrae.
Rocco My your teeth look shiny today!

Schache for you.

[dadsgirl16]

Sorry?? What do you mean? I want Baz and I want him now !PLEEESE

[comrade]

Oh man I have given Langdon away. This is hard. I will give a star to anyone who collates the list of given players/posters.

comrade you get May. I will give you a Bulldog as well if you are okay with the kiss of death.

May is good.

[Rocco Jones]

Sorry?? What do you mean? I want Baz and I want him now !PLEEESE

I like the cut of your jib. You also get Neal-Bullen.

[dadsgirl16]

Boooooo

[Rocco Jones]

Boooooo

You've broken me. Congrats. Bazlenka is yours.

[Rocco Jones]

I am giving bornadog someone special if he posts again due to helping me on the TV thread.

[EasternWest]

I am giving bornadog someone special if he posts again due to helping me on the TV thread.

I just spoke to bornadog and he said he's not feeling well and give EasternWest someone else good in his place. Signed, bornadog's Mum.

[Scraggers]

Give me Libba … NOW !!! (Please :))

[soupman]

Are we able to trade players or are we bound to them for life (or Rocco's whim I guess)?

[jazzadogs]

Are we able to trade players or are we bound to them for life (or Rocco's whim I guess)?

Only Scraggers and all Rioli family members are bound for life.

I'll give you a Clayton Oliver's little brother and whichever Dogs player I got for someone better.

[Go_Dogs]

Stumbling in late. Assume I hit the jackpot?

[westdog54]

I am holding onto him for a bit. Can't jump the shark. Have Sparrow.


Asking for Macrae and getting Sparrow is like asking for a Big Mac and getting a cheeseburger.

[Rocco Jones]

I just spoke to bornadog and he said he's not feeling well and give EasternWest someone else good in his place. Signed, bornadog's Mum.

Haha. I’ll give you English.

[Rocco Jones]

Give me Libba … NOW !!! (Please :))

Wally for you



Are we able to trade players or are we bound to them for life (or Rocco's whim I guess)?


Only Scraggers and all Rioli family members are bound for life.

I'll give you a Clayton Oliver's little brother and whichever Dogs player I got for someone better.


Stumbling in late. Assume I hit the jackpot?

What jazza said


Asking for Macrae and getting Sparrow is like asking for a Big Mac and getting a cheeseburger.

Haha. It was Petty of me, so you can have Petty too.

[dadsgirl16]

You are the best Mr Rocco!

[Doc26]

Are there any Bulldogs left that have played in the past 2 matches Rocco? If not may I have Mitchy Wallis, otherwise how about Greg Eppulstan?

[westdog54]

Haha. It was Petty of me, so you can have Petty too.

I still think I should have Macrae, and I won't back down.

[Scraggers]

Are there any Bulldogs left that have played in the past 2 matches Rocco? If not may I have Mitchy Wallis, otherwise how about Greg Eppulstan?

Mitchy is mine ... all mine :p

[Scraggers]

Are there any Bulldogs left that have played in the past 2 matches Rocco? If not may I have Mitchy Wallis, otherwise how about Greg Eppulstan?

Didn't he own the Sydney Swans at some stage? And was married to Brynn ?? No??

[LostDog]

I'll get in .. how's it work

[bornadog]

I'll get in .. how's it work

You have to suck up to Rocco

[Daughter of the West]

You have to suck up to Rocco

And even that might not work.... ;)

[bornadog]

And even that might not work.... ;)

True

[Yankee Hotel Foxtrot]

True

He's a capricious monster.

[Throughandthrough]

As a past winner (not) and having been preoccupied the last few days..

Anything left? ANybody?

Will even take Alex Neal-Bullen if available

[hujsh]

As a past winner (not) and having been preoccupied the last few days..

Anything left? ANybody?

Will even take Alex Neal-Bullen if available

No one has asked for Macrae

[bornadog]

No one has asked for Macrae

Oh yes I was first to ask, but Rocco is keeping him for himself

[I'm Not Bitter Anymore!]

Still waiting

[BornInDroopSt'54]

Schache for you.
Hot Chocolates:
Not too tacky to get Schache who can play backie.
https://youtu.be/AgLzJm83bZ8

[Rocco Jones]

Oh yes I was first to ask, but Rocco is keeping him for himself

Macrae is yours for helping me with my TV question.

[Rocco Jones]

Still waiting

Do you know who is left?

[bornadog]

Macrae is yours for helping me with my TV question.

Thank you

I recommend you watch the BBC THRILLER - Vigil

[Rocco Jones]

Thank you

I recommend you watch the BBC THRILLER - Vigil

I will. I like your TV tips.

[Yankee Hotel Foxtrot]

Macrae is yours for helping me with my TV question.

It better not be Caleb.......

[Scraggers]

Give me Libba ... I've asked nicely, and not so nicely. I want Libba senior, Libba Junior, Libba (the ex-wife), Libba (the current wife), Libba (the lazy brother).

Give me all the Libbas :cool:

[Rocco Jones]

It better not be Caleb.......

I am giving you Caleb due to mentioning some who hasn't be taken. Fair effort. I had to use search filter.

[Rocco Jones]

Give me Libba ... I've asked nicely, and not so nicely. I want Libba senior, Libba Junior, Libba (the ex-wife), Libba (the current wife), Libba (the lazy brother).

Give me all the Libbas :cool:

You have Lachie. I will also give you every Libba forever besides Tom.

[Scraggers]

You have Lachie. I will also give you every Libba forever besides Tom.

So ... You're saying I have Lachie Hunter, Mitch Wallis, Cyril Rioli, every other Rioli, plus every Libba ever except Tom.

I still have no fricken chance of winning :p

[Rocco Jones]

So ... You're saying I have Lachie Hunter, Mitch Wallis, Cyril Rioli, every other Rioli, plus every Libba ever except Tom.

I still have no fricken chance of winning :p

I will also give you everyone not named in the Sweep when it ends.

[Scraggers]

I will also give you everyone not named in the Sweep when it ends.

I know the word 'LOVE' is bandied about frivolously ... so I wont use it here. But I really, really like you Rocco. Maybe like is too strong a word; tolerate. I really, really tolerate you :) Yep ... that's it :p

[EasternWest]

So ... You're saying I have Lachie Hunter, Mitch Wallis, Cyril Rioli, every other Rioli, plus every Libba ever except Tom.

I still have no fricken chance of winning :p

I would give you SSEW, but I don't wanna.

[I'm Not Bitter Anymore!]

[QUOTE=Rocco Jones;763679]Do you know who is left?[/QUOTE

No I don’t

[boydogs]

Oh man I have given Langdon away. This is hard. I will give a star to anyone who collates the list of given players/posters.

Here you are sir. Tom Liberatore is looking awfully lonely at the moment :)

Schache was given to bulldogtragic in post 1810 then to 1eyedog / BornInDroopSt'54 in post 1893

Christian Salem - Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
Steven May - comrade
Jake Lever - soupman
Jake Bowey - jazzadogs
Harrison Petty - westdog54
Trent Rivers - ReLoad
Tom Sparrow - westdog54
Christian Petracca - The Bulldogs Bite
Ed Langdon - jazzadogs
Bayley Fritsch - dadsgirl16
Tom McDonald - azabob
Jack Viney -
Alex Neal-Bullen - dadsgirl16
Ben Brown - Bumper Bulldogs
Charlie Spargo - Eastdog
Max Gawn - SquirrelGrip
Clayton Oliver - hujsh
Angus Brayshaw - bornadog
James Harmes - boydogs
Luke Jackson - Doc26
Michael Hibberd - Daughter of the West
Kysaiah Pickett - hujsh
Nathan Jones -
Jake Melksham -
James Jordon - GVGjr
Kade Chandler -
Easton Wood - EasternWest
Ryan Gardner - comrade
Bailey Williams - soupman
Caleb Daniel - Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
Zaine Cordy - comrade
Bailey Dale - Mantis
Bailey Smith - dadsgirl16
Josh Dunkley - bulldogtragic
Lachie Hunter - Scraggers
Laith Vandermeer - chef
Aaron Naughton - Twodogs
Adam Treloar - Grantysghost
Josh Schache - bulldogtragic
Tim English - EasternWest
Mitch Hannan - bornadog
Stef Martin -
Jack Macrae - bornadog
Marcus Bontempelli - Rocco Jones
Jason Johannisen - Happy Days
Tom Liberatore -
Taylor Duryea -
Roarke Smith - Mofra
Anthony Scott - Eastdog
Lewis Young -
Mitch Wallis - Scraggers
Ed Richards -
Alex Keath - chef
Jordon Sweet - GVGjr
Cody Weightman - jeemak
All the Riolis - Scraggers
All the Libbas except Tom - Scraggers
Everyone not named - Scraggers

[Throughandthrough]

Can I have Stef Martin (and Nathan Jones for the theatre) please

[Rocco Jones]

Here you are sir. Tom Liberatore is looking awfully lonely at the moment :)

Schache was given to bulldogtragic in post 1810 then to 1eyedog / BornInDroopSt'54 in post 1893

Christian Salem - Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
Steven May - comrade
Jake Lever - soupman
Jake Bowey - jazzadogs
Harrison Petty - westdog54
Trent Rivers - ReLoad
Tom Sparrow - westdog54
Christian Petracca - The Bulldogs Bite
Ed Langdon - jazzadogs
Bayley Fritsch - dadsgirl16
Tom McDonald - azabob
Jack Viney -
Alex Neal-Bullen - dadsgirl16
Ben Brown - Bumper Bulldogs
Charlie Spargo - Eastdog
Max Gawn - SquirrelGrip
Clayton Oliver - hujsh
Angus Brayshaw - bornadog
James Harmes - boydogs
Luke Jackson - Doc26
Michael Hibberd - Daughter of the West
Kysaiah Pickett - hujsh
Nathan Jones -
Jake Melksham -
James Jordon - GVGjr
Kade Chandler -
Easton Wood - EasternWest
Ryan Gardner - comrade
Bailey Williams - soupman
Caleb Daniel - Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
Zaine Cordy - comrade
Bailey Dale - Mantis
Bailey Smith - dadsgirl16
Josh Dunkley - bulldogtragic
Lachie Hunter - Scraggers
Laith Vandermeer - chef
Aaron Naughton - Twodogs
Adam Treloar - Grantysghost
Josh Schache - bulldogtragic
Tim English - EasternWest
Mitch Hannan - bornadog
Stef Martin -
Jack Macrae - bornadog
Marcus Bontempelli - Rocco Jones
Jason Johannisen - Happy Days
Tom Liberatore -
Taylor Duryea -
Roarke Smith - Mofra
Anthony Scott - Eastdog
Lewis Young -
Mitch Wallis - Scraggers
Ed Richards -
Alex Keath - chef
Jordon Sweet - GVGjr
Cody Weightman - jeemak
All the Riolis - Scraggers
All the Libbas except Tom - Scraggers
Everyone not named - Scraggers

Wow, what an effort?!!! Even I have to grant your request. Let me process this. Oh boy.

[Rocco Jones]

Christian Salem - Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
Steven May - comrade
Jake Lever - soupman
Jake Bowey - jazzadogs
Harrison Petty - westdog54
Trent Rivers - ReLoad
Tom Sparrow - westdog54
Christian Petracca - The Bulldogs Bite
Ed Langdon - jazzadogs
Bayley Fritsch - dadsgirl16
Tom McDonald - azabob
Jack Viney -
Alex Neal-Bullen - dadsgirl16
Ben Brown - Bumper Bulldogs
Charlie Spargo - Eastdog
Max Gawn - SquirrelGrip
Clayton Oliver - hujsh
Angus Brayshaw - bornadog
James Harmes - boydogs
Luke Jackson - Doc26
Michael Hibberd - Daughter of the West
Kysaiah Pickett - hujsh
Nathan Jones - Throughandthrough
Jake Melksham -
James Jordon - GVGjr
Kade Chandler -
Easton Wood - EasternWest
Ryan Gardner - comrade
Bailey Williams - soupman
Caleb Daniel - Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
Zaine Cordy - comrade
Bailey Dale - Mantis
Bailey Smith - dadsgirl16
Josh Dunkley - bulldogtragic
Lachie Hunter - Scraggers
Laith Vandermeer - chef
Aaron Naughton - Twodogs
Adam Treloar - Grantysghost
Josh Schache - bulldogtragic
Tim English - EasternWest
Mitch Hannan - bornadog
Stef Martin - Throughandthrough
Jack Macrae - bornadog
Marcus Bontempelli - Rocco Jones
Jason Johannisen - Happy Days
Tom Liberatore - boydogs
Taylor Duryea -
Roarke Smith - Mofra
Anthony Scott - Eastdog
Lewis Young -
Mitch Wallis - Scraggers
Ed Richards -
Alex Keath - chef
Jordon Sweet - GVGjr
Cody Weightman - jeemak
All the Riolis - Scraggers
All the Libbas except Tom - Scraggers
Everyone not named - Scraggers

T&T you got your wishes. Schache to bulldogstragic (for now).

[SquirrelGrip]

So what actually happens if our player wins the Norm Smith?

[hujsh]

So what actually happens if our player wins the Norm Smith?


Glory

Glory happens

[bornadog]

So what actually happens if our player wins the Norm Smith?

You get banned in next years sweep, because only ROCCO wins :D

[westdog54]

With Jake Melksham now playing with the spirit of the Essendon 34 behind him, his can he possibly fail?

Claiming him.

[Rocco Jones]

With Jake Melksham now playing with the spirit of the Essendon 34 behind him, his can he possibly fail?

Claiming him.

I thought that was Hibberd. You can have Melksham anyway.

[BornInDroopSt'54]

Here you are sir. Tom Liberatore is looking awfully lonely at the moment :)

Schache was given to bulldogtragic in post 1810 then to 1eyedog / BornInDroopSt'54 in post 1893

Christian Salem - Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
Steven May - comrade
Jake Lever - soupman
Jake Bowey - jazzadogs
Harrison Petty - westdog54
Trent Rivers - ReLoad
Tom Sparrow - westdog54
Christian Petracca - The Bulldogs Bite
Ed Langdon - jazzadogs
Bayley Fritsch - dadsgirl16
Tom McDonald - azabob
Jack Viney -
Alex Neal-Bullen - dadsgirl16
Ben Brown - Bumper Bulldogs
Charlie Spargo - Eastdog
Max Gawn - SquirrelGrip
Clayton Oliver - hujsh
Angus Brayshaw - bornadog
James Harmes - boydogs
Luke Jackson - Doc26
Michael Hibberd - Daughter of the West
Kysaiah Pickett - hujsh
Nathan Jones -
Jake Melksham -
James Jordon - GVGjr
Kade Chandler -
Easton Wood - EasternWest
Ryan Gardner - comrade
Bailey Williams - soupman
Caleb Daniel - Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
Zaine Cordy - comrade
Bailey Dale - Mantis
Bailey Smith - dadsgirl16
Josh Dunkley - bulldogtragic
Lachie Hunter - Scraggers
Laith Vandermeer - chef
Aaron Naughton - Twodogs
Adam Treloar - Grantysghost
Josh Schache - bulldogtragic
Tim English - EasternWest
Mitch Hannan - bornadog
Stef Martin -
Jack Macrae - bornadog
Marcus Bontempelli - Rocco Jones
Jason Johannisen - Happy Days
Tom Liberatore -
Taylor Duryea -
Roarke Smith - Mofra
Anthony Scott - Eastdog
Lewis Young -
Mitch Wallis - Scraggers
Ed Richards -
Alex Keath - chef
Jordon Sweet - GVGjr
Cody Weightman - jeemak
All the Riolis - Scraggers
All the Libbas except Tom - Scraggers
Everyone not named - Scraggers
Yes so Schache taken off Bulldogtragic and given to BornInDroop St. Haha. We are both long time Schache (and
Jarrad Grant) supporters, BT way more vocal than me.
BT happy to share the glory with you and 1eyed monster.

[Rocco Jones]

Yes so Schache taken off Bulldogtragic and given to BornInDroop St. Haha. We are both long time Schache (and
Jarrad Grant) supporters, BT way more vocal than me.
BT happy to share the glory with you and 1eyed monster.

Schache is BT's now. You can have Doc.

[Rocco Jones]

1ED can have Lewy.

[Rocco Jones]

Glory

Glory happens

Exactly.

Chandler for you for realising this.

[Scraggers]

Can I have Libba ...

Can I have Tom ...

Can i have Libba ...

Can I have Tom ...

Can I have Libba ...

Can I have Tom ...

Can i have Libba ...

Can I have Tom ...

Can I have Libba ...

Can I have Tom ...

Can i have Libba ...

Can I have Tom ...

C'mon Rocco; you know you want to !!!!

[EasternWest]

If no body has asked for Tom Libba can I also have him Rocco?

[Murphy'sLore]

If it's just glory at stake, there should be plenty of that to go around, right? So can I have a share in our beautiful Bonti please, Rocco?

[Rocco Jones]

If it's just glory at stake, there should be plenty of that to go around, right? So can I have a share in our beautiful Bonti please, Rocco?

No way. He is all mine. Ed Richards for you.

[Rocco Jones]

If no body has asked for Tom Libba can I also have him Rocco?

Dom Bendendo for you. Life time.

[EasternWest]

Dom Bendendo for you. Life time.

I don't even know who that is. Does he play for us?

[Rocco Jones]

I don't even know who that is. Does he play for us?

Ha yep! Bedendo is the name actually.

[EasternWest]

Ha yep! Bedendo is the name actually.

I know. I was making an oblique commentary on the likelihood of that being a helpful acquisition in the sweep.

[Scraggers]

And me Rocco?? Tom? Libba?? Rocco??

[westdog54]

And me Rocco?? Tom? Libba?? Rocco??
I'm going to selflessly suggest that as Twodogs has a child with Liberatore as a middle name he has the strongest claim.

[SquirrelGrip]

Has anyone got Lin Jong yet? He has form, BOG in the last GF he played.

[GVGjr]

Did Happy Days pick my pocket for JJ? :) Yarraville nets time for sure

[Happy Days]

Did Happy Days pick my pocket for JJ? :) Yarraville nets time for sure

I even tried to abdicate. But who am I to tell Rocco what to do with his sweep?

[Scraggers]

I'm going to selflessly suggest that as Twodogs has a child with Liberatore as a middle name he has the strongest claim.

Boooooooo … don’t lead Rocco astray. Scraggers wants Libba … Scraggers NEEDS Libba.

[Rocco Jones]

I'm going to selflessly suggest that as Twodogs has a child with Liberatore as a middle name he has the strongest claim.

I am giving you Viney for being thoughtful.

[Scraggers]

I am giving you Viney for being thoughtful.

And me Libba for being persistent

[Rocco Jones]

And me Libba for being persistent

You have all the Liberatores bar two. Tom and Twodogs' child.

[KT31]

I don’t particularly want a player, Its just I’m superstitious and last time we won a flag I had one.
So Rocco for good luck can I please have a player?

[boydogs]

I don’t particularly want a player, Its just I’m superstitious and last time we won a flag I had one.
So Rocco for good luck can I please have a player?

I've got Libba now so you can have Harmes. We don't need a curse right now, best to stay out of Harmes way

[BornInDroopSt'54]

Rocco thank you forgetting us through to the edge of the big one.
I give you Liberatore.

[Yankee Hotel Foxtrot]

I am giving you Caleb due to mentioning some who hasn't be taken. Fair effort. I had to use search filter.

Holey moley!.... well I guess I must ultimately bow to your munificence. Move along EW.. nothing to see here.. certainly no hypocrisy on my part...no siirreee!

[SquirrelGrip]

Has anyone got Frank Liberatore yet?

[Rocco Jones]

Cannot believe this is the 15th edition of TRJWNSS.

The Bulldogs Bite was the winner last year with Trac. For reasons unknown, we didn't talk about it at the time.

TBB gets whatever player they want.

[Rocco Jones]

Has anyone got Frank Liberatore yet?

For never replying to you, you get Zach Guthrie.

[GVGjr]

Rocco, it's dealer choice and I'll be honored to accept anyone you deem acceptable.

[Grantysghost]

Can I get Holmes or Reid?

[Yankee Hotel Foxtrot]

May I have Tom Stewart, kind sir?

[EasternWest]

For once don't give me someone shit you bastard.

[Rocco Jones]

Rocco, it's dealer choice and I'll be honored to accept anyone you deem acceptable.

So noble. You are our leader, so I am giving you Selwood.


Can I get Holmes or Reid?

Both yours.


May I have Tom Stewart, kind sir?

I will give you another HBF, Jake Lloyd.


For once don't give me someone shit you bastard.

You haven't even replied to my DM. Amarty for you.

[EasternWest]

So noble. You are our leader, so I am giving you Selwood.



Both yours.



I will give you another HBF, Jake Lloyd.



You haven't even replied to my DM. Amarty for you.

I've got a DM?

Amarty is shit. I'll read your DM only if you give me Dangerfield. Everyone else on here hates him anyway so they wouldn't want him.

[Happy Days]

Kick us Warner my man.

[Bulldog4life]

I would love The Bont kind Sir Rocco of Footscray.

[Flamethrower]

Have a severe dislike of him but Jeremy Cameron is due.

[Rocco Jones]

I've got a DM?

Amarty is shit. I'll read your DM only if you give me Dangerfield. Everyone else on here hates him anyway so they wouldn't want him.

Deal.


Kick us Warner my man.

Done.


I would love The Bont kind Sir Rocco of Footscray.

You can have Bont for next year.


Have a severe dislike of him but Jeremy Cameron is due.

I’ll give you the bootleg version of all that. Gary Rohan.

[soupman]

Is Peter Ladhams available?

[Rocco Jones]

Is Peter Ladhams available?

Yours.

[EasternWest]

Deal.
.

I can't believe that worked. What a rube.

[Grantysghost]

I can't believe that worked. What a rube.

What! I thought we were supposed to be doing funny stuff.

[EasternWest]

What! I thought we were supposed to be doing funny stuff.

Yeah I know. Rocco's gone Ken Bruce and is rewarding mediocrity.

[Bulldog4life]

Deal.



Done.



You can have Bont for next year.



I’ll give you the bootleg version of all that. Gary Rohan.

Who this year?,,,shudder to think...

[azabob]

I kindly request everyone’s favourite antagonist Tom Papley.

[hujsh]

Deal.



Done.



You can have Bont for next year.



I’ll give you the bootleg version of all that. Gary Rohan.

No! I was going to ask for him cause I don't like winning and I love cheaters!!!

Curse my slowness

Who do I get as reparations?

[MrMahatma]

I’ll have Stengel?

[Mofra]

Is Luke Parker available? Cheers

[EasternWest]

Is Luke Parker available? Cheers

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[I'm Not Bitter Anymore!]

To be honest I hate both teams and all their players

[bornadog]

Give me anything Rocco - I am late to the party

[jazzadogs]

Could I please have Josh Dunkley's stylist?

[Grantysghost]

Could I please have Josh Dunkley's stylist?

I'd say he/she is going to be free after tonight. He ruined #branddunks!

[Daughter of the West]

Can I have either Blakey or Gulden purely for the fact that both their player profile pics have the most horrendous mullets that should have been dead and buried somewhere around 1992?

[Scraggers]

As per the agreement, I would like Cyril Rioli and both the McCartin brothers.

[jeemak]

Can I please have whoever of Steven Handley or David Mensch is still available?

[Rocco Jones]

What! I thought we were supposed to be doing funny stuff.

You can try and I will adequately reward.


No! I was going to ask for him cause I don't like winning and I love cheaters!!!

Curse my slowness

Who do I get as reparations?

Hmmm. You can have Robbie Fox. Foxes are red like Rohan.


I’ll have Stengel?

Yes. It's Stengle I think but both of them.

[hujsh]

You can try and I will adequately reward.



Hmmm. You can have Robbie Fox. Foxes are red like Rohan.



Yes. It's Stengle I think but both of them.

This is most true. Thank you sir