The Rocco Jones/WOOF Norm Smith Sweep

[azabob]

I kindly request everyone’s favourite antagonist Tom Papley.

Oh Rocco sir, since you ignored my request for Tom Papley can I have Tom Hickey instead?

[Axe Man]

I would like John Ironmonger or Rod "Tilt" Carter please sir.

[Grantysghost]

I would like John Ironmonger or Rod "Tilt" Carter please sir.

Not Silvio Foschini?

[Axe Man]

Not Silvio Foschini?

His Sydney years were before my time, a Saints player to me.

[Scraggers]

As per the agreement, I would like Cyril Rioli and both the McCartin brothers.

Rocco … you completely ignored my request. As remuneration I believe I deserve the following :-

Cyril Rioli
Both McCartin brothers
AND … Lance Franklin’s left boot

[Axe Man]

Rocco … you completely ignored my request. As remuneration I believe I deserve the following :-

Cyril Rioli
Both McCartin brothers
AND … Lance Franklin’s left boot

How about the Reid brothers and Matt Suckling's right boot?

[Scraggers]

How about the Reid brothers and Matt Suckling's right boot?

The Aldi version of my request

[bornadog]

Still waiting patiently Rocco


https://media0.giphy.com/media/tXL4FHPSnVJ0A/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47lc5phj00y5ca59k5j5vsw5x0zlogvp4kjt2sk3 bf&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

[Rocco Jones]

Is Luke Parker available? Cheers

Yes, because you go to the footy with me IRL sometimes.


To be honest I hate both teams and all their players

Close for you.


Give me anything Rocco - I am late to the party

Rhys Stanley is anything. So Rhys is yours.


Could I please have Josh Dunkley's stylist?

I feel like Buddy might have a stylist, a much better one than Dunkley's. Buddy for you.

[bornadog]

Rhys Stanley is anything. So Rhys is yours.

Thank you, what a player

[Rocco Jones]

As per the agreement, I would like Cyril Rioli and both the McCartin brothers.

Yes. I didn't ignore. I took my time. It's very important.


Oh Rocco sir, since you ignored my request for Tom Papley can I have Tom Hickey instead?

Did I give Papley to anyone else? You can have Papley.


I would like John Ironmonger or Rod "Tilt" Carter please sir.

I will give you Rampe as a nod to Swans backmen.

[Daughter of the West]

Can I have either Blakey or Gulden purely for the fact that both their player profile pics have the most horrendous mullets that should have been dead and buried somewhere around 1992?

Ahhhhhh, Rocco.....?? Pretty please, pretty please?

[Eastdog]

Who’s available Rocco?

[hujsh]

Who’s available Rocco?

Historically if you want your pick of what's left the best way to do it would be to put that list together yourself. Rocco tends to reward those who labour on his behalf

[Eastdog]

Is Luke Parker available Rocco?

[jazzadogs]

Is Luke Parker available Rocco?

I'm not sure Hujsh will appreciate you ignoring him, but you never know - it might appeal to Rocco.

[hujsh]

I'm not sure Hujsh will appreciate you ignoring him, but you never know - it might appeal to Rocco.

I work in the corporate world and have found that quite often if someone gives you something to do in most circumstances you can ignore it and they'll forget. I'm going to assume that's what Easty is doing and respect him for it.

[Eastdog]

Sorry hujsh :D

[Rocco Jones]

Ahhhhhh, Rocco.....?? Pretty please, pretty please?

Isaac Smith


Who’s available Rocco?

Logan McDonald. Well not anymore. He is yours.


Historically if you want your pick of what's left the best way to do it would be to put that list together yourself. Rocco tends to reward those who labour on his behalf

LOL. Love this. Dangerfield for you. And a start to whoever makes the list.


Is Luke Parker available Rocco?

No. He is Morfra's. I think.



I'm not sure Hujsh will appreciate you ignoring him, but you never know - it might appeal to Rocco.

Ha. I am a mystery.

[Eastdog]

I’ll take Logan MacDonald thanks Rocco.

[Flamethrower]

Deal.



Done.



You can have Bont for next year.



I’ll give you the bootleg version of all that. Gary Rohan.

Well at least I know if Rohan wins it, the Devil and a bunch of lawyers are gonna need heaters and jackets because Hell will have frozen over.

[EasternWest]

I've got a DM?

Amarty is shit. I'll read your DM only if you give me Dangerfield. Everyone else on here hates him anyway so they wouldn't want him.


Done.






LOL. Love this. Dangerfield for you. And a start to whoever makes the list.

Sorry hujsh, but Dangerfield is already promised to someone really, really, really good looking

[hujsh]

Sorry hujsh, but Dangerfield is already promised to someone really, really, really good looking

I'm surprised you know what I look like.

On an unrelated note it looks like you were promised Dangerfield already. Easy come easy go.

[Scraggers]

Still waiting Rocco … have I got the McCartin brothers and Franklin’s left boot or what. (And of course my Rioli deal)

[Rocco Jones]

Still waiting Rocco … have I got the McCartin brothers and Franklin’s left boot or what. (And of course my Rioli deal)

Oh yes, they are your's.

I need a list. Someone help. By help, do it for me.

Oh I get Tomahawk. hujsh you can have Cam Guthrie for my error.

[Rocco Jones]

Ahhhhhh, Rocco.....?? Pretty please, pretty please?

Oh I forgot you asked for Blakey or Gulden. You get them both as well. That's three.

[Daughter of the West]

Hooray! Thank you for your benevolence Rocco

[merantau]

I"ll have "Triple Brownlow Medallist Bobby Skilton". Thanks

[dadsgirl16]

Late to the party but can I have a really good player pleeeeeeze..taa muchly

[Rocco Jones]

I"ll have "Triple Brownlow Medallist Bobby Skilton". Thanks

Ollie Florent


Late to the party but can I have a really good player pleeeeeeze..taa muchly

Jed Bews


Can anyone please make a list with posters and players? I will give you a star player.

Can

[Doc26]

Don’t care for either team. Is StevieJ available ?

[GVGjr]

Oh yes, they are your's.

I need a list. Someone help. By help, do it for me.

Oh I get Tomahawk. hujsh you can have Cam Guthrie for my error.

I'm on it.

[jeemak]

Can I please have whoever of Steven Handley or David Mensch is still available?

Given my original request was ignored I guess I'll take whoever's left.....

[Rocco Jones]

Given my original request was ignored I guess I'll take whoever's left.....

Oh, I liked the Mensch request as well. Blicavs, my appreciation and apologies.

[Rocco Jones]

Don’t care for either team. Is StevieJ available ?

Gryan Miers in the Cats forward pocket spirit.

[GVGjr]

Daughter of the West Nick Blakey, Errol Gulden and Isaac Smith
Scraggers McCartin brothers
Hujsh - Cam Gutherie and Robbie Fox
Rocco Jones Tom Hawkins
Eastdog Logan McDonald
Azabob Tom Papley
Axe Man Dane Rampe
Mofra Luke Parker
bornadog Rhys Stanley
jazzadogs Buddy Franklin
MrMahatma - Tyson Stengle
Soupman Peter Ladhams
EasternWest - Patrick Dangerfield
Happy Days Chad Warner
Flamethrower Gary Rohan
GVGjr Joel Selwood
Grantysghost - Max Holmes and Sam Reid
Yankee Hotel Foxtrot - Jake Lloyd
EasternWest Joel Amarty
jeemak Mark Blicavs
Doc26 Gryan Miers
merantau Oliver Florent
dadsgirl16 Jed Bews
Squirrel Grip Zach Gutherie

I'll have another look and keep editing.

[Rocco Jones]

Daughter of the West Nick Blakey, Errol Gulden and Isaac Smith
Scraggers McCartin brothers
Hujsh - Cam Gutherie and Robbie Fox
Rocco Jones Tom Hawkins
Eastdog Logan McDonald
Azabob Tom Papley
Axe Man Dane Rampe
Mofra Luke Parker
bornadog Rhys Stanley
jazzadogs Buddy Franklin
MrMahatma - Tyson Stengle
Soupman Peter Ladhams
EasternWest - Patrick Dangerfield
Happy Days Chad Warner
Flamethrower Gary Rohan
GVGjr Joel Selwood
Grantysghost - Max Holmes and Sam Reid
Yankee Hotel Foxtrot - Jake Lloyd
EasternWest Joel Amarty
jeemak Mark Blicavs
Doc26 Gryan Miers
merantau Oliver Florent
dadsgirl16 Jed Bews


I'll have another look and keep editing.

Wow. Love this.

GVG you can have Jeremy Cameron + Isaac Heeney OR Callum Mills

[Grantysghost]

Wow. Love this.

GVG you can have Jeremy Cameron + Isaac Heeney OR Callum Mills

https://media.giphy.com/media/iJJ6E58EttmFqgLo96/giphy.gif

[GVGjr]

Wow. Love this.

GVG you can have Jeremy Cameron + Isaac Heeney OR Callum Mills

If I have gotten any wrong please reach out to Rocco to work his magic.

Callum Mills will do nicely sir, would have settle for Justin McInerney.

[bornadog]

Logan McDonald may be dropped in favour of Hayden Mclean

[jeemak]

Oh, I liked the Mensch request as well. Blicavs, my appreciation and apologies.

He is as close to both of my original requests as you can get I think, so thank you!

[SquirrelGrip]

For never replying to you, you get Zach Guthrie.

@gvgjr You missed Rocco allocated ZG to me first after missing my request for Frank Liberatore a year ago.

[GVGjr]

@gvgjr You missed Rocco allocated ZG to me first after missing my request for Frank Liberatore a year ago.

I will update

Thanks

[merantau]

"Ollie Florent".

Thanks Rocco. I've always rated Ollie. Blistering pace and a good ball user.

[Rocco Jones]

https://media.giphy.com/media/iJJ6E58EttmFqgLo96/giphy.gif

Heeney for you as I feel sad.


Logan McDonald may be dropped in favour of Hayden Mclean

ED can have McLean as well. BAD can have Max Holmes for pointing it out.

[Rocco Jones]

https://media.giphy.com/media/iJJ6E58EttmFqgLo96/giphy.gif


I will update

Thanks

You get J-McI for your extra hard work.

Chad Warner for me too so I have a player on each side and still keep up the low key abuse of power going. Not so much low.

[Grantysghost]

Heeney for you as I feel sad.



ED can have McLean as well. BAD can have Max Holmes for pointing it out.

Wait ive got Holmes what is this shonky operation.

[Rocco Jones]

Wait ive got Holmes what is this shonky operation.

I am confused. Heeney for you. Have you intended to confuse me? You can have all of Sydney's named emergencies from the team announced who haven't been given away already. That includes Will Gould.

[EasternWest]

Daughter of the West Nick Blakey, Errol Gulden and Isaac Smith
Scraggers McCartin brothers
Hujsh - Cam Gutherie and Robbie Fox
Rocco Jones Tom Hawkins
Eastdog Logan McDonald
Azabob Tom Papley
Axe Man Dane Rampe
Mofra Luke Parker
bornadog Rhys Stanley
jazzadogs Buddy Franklin
MrMahatma - Tyson Stengle
Soupman Peter Ladhams
EasternWest - Patrick Dangerfield
Happy Days Chad Warner
Flamethrower Gary Rohan
GVGjr Joel Selwood
Grantysghost - Max Holmes and Sam Reid
Yankee Hotel Foxtrot - Jake Lloyd
EasternWest Joel Amarty
jeemak Mark Blicavs
Doc26 Gryan Miers
merantau Oliver Florent
dadsgirl16 Jed Bews
Squirrel Grip Zach Gutherie

I'll have another look and keep editing.


You get J-McI for your extra hard work.

Chad Warner for me too so I have a player on each side and still keep up the low key abuse of power going. Not so much low.

Happy Days is booking the nets.

[Rocco Jones]

Happy Days is booking the nets.

You still have not replied to my PM/DM. I even avoided the contraction 'haven't' and went with 'have not' to express my underlying anger.

[Grantysghost]

I am confused. Heeney for you. Have you intended to confuse me? You can have all of Sydney's named emergencies from the team announced who haven't been given away already. That includes Will Gould.

Agreed that's a fair deal.

As long as it includes Mark Browning.

[boydogs]

Sam Reid please Rocco. And not the GWS/WB one

[Rocco Jones]

Sam Reid please Rocco. And not the GWS/WB one

Sam Reid is gone. Will Hayward for you.

[Happy Days]

Happy Days is booking the nets.

Knew I got him too easy. I deserve Warner for not clicking on those links my Twitter feed was determined to talk me into earlier this year.

[Rocco Jones]

Oh I made a mistake. Chad for HD. Rowbottom for me. SDK for the next person who posts.

[hujsh]

Who is SDK?

[Rocco Jones]

Who is SDK?

A player you have.

[azabob]

Who is SDK?

Tom brother.

And another son of a father that didn’t play enough games for the dogs…

[chef]

Anyone left?

[Rocco Jones]

Tom brother.

And another son of a father that didn’t play enough games for the dogs…

Kolodjashnij for you for your work.


Anyone left?

Tuohy for you.

[GVGjr]

Kolodjashnij for you for your work.



Tuohy for you.

Are you good to update the leaders board or would you like me to do it again?

[Rocco Jones]

Are you good to update the leaders board or would you like me to do it again?

What a lovely offer. I am just going to use the board to give out the rest. Enjoy a free Tom Atkins.

[GVGjr]

Updated list, still plenty of players left. Let me know if I have missed anyone.

Daughter of the West Nick Blakey, Errol Gulden and Isaac Smith
Scraggers McCartin brothers
Hujsh - Cam Gutherie and Robbie Fox Sam De Konning
Rocco Jones Tom Hawkins
Eastdog Hayden McLean
Azabob Tom Papley and Jake Kolodjashnij
Axe Man Dane Rampe
Mofra Luke Parker
bornadog Rhys Stanley
jazzadogs Buddy Franklin
MrMahatma - Tyson Stengle
Soupman Peter Ladhams
EasternWest - Patrick Dangerfield
Happy Days Chad Warner
Flamethrower Gary Rohan
GVGjr Joel Selwood Callum Mills
Grantysghost - Sam Reid Issac Heeney
Yankee Hotel Foxtrot - Jake Lloyd
EasternWest Joel Amarty
jeemak Mark Blicavs
Doc26 Gryan Miers
merantau Oliver Florent
dadsgirl16 Jed Bews
Squirrel Grip Zach Gutherie
GrantyGhost Issac Heeney
bornadog Max Holmes
Rocco Jones James Rowbottom
boydogs Will Hayward
chef Zach Tuohy

[Rocco Jones]

I might just add to the list to make it easier. You're a king GVG. Jack Henry for you too. Like King Henry.

Daughter of the West Nick Blakey, Errol Gulden and Isaac Smith
Scraggers McCartin brothers
Hujsh - Cam Gutherie and Robbie Fox Sam De Konning
Rocco Jones Tom Hawkins
Eastdog Hayden McLean
Azabob Tom Papley and Jake Kolodjashnij
Axe Man Dane Rampe
Mofra Luke Parker
bornadog Rhys Stanley
jazzadogs Buddy Franklin
MrMahatma - Tyson Stengle
Soupman Peter Ladhams
EasternWest - Patrick Dangerfield
Happy Days Chad Warner
Flamethrower Gary Rohan
GVGjr Joel Selwood Callum Mills, Jack Henry
Grantysghost - Sam Reid Issac Heeney
Yankee Hotel Foxtrot - Jake Lloyd
EasternWest Joel Amarty
jeemak Mark Blicavs
Doc26 Gryan Miers
merantau Oliver Florent
dadsgirl16 Jed Bews
Squirrel Grip Zach Gutherie
GrantyGhost Issac Heeney
bornadog Max Holmes
Rocco Jones James Rowbottom
boydogs Will Hayward
chef Zach Tuohy

[boydogs]

Updated list, still plenty of players left. Let me know if I have missed anyone.

Daughter of the West Nick Blakey, Errol Gulden and Isaac Smith
Scraggers McCartin brothers
Hujsh - Cam Gutherie and Robbie Fox Sam De Konning
Rocco Jones Tom Hawkins
Eastdog Hayden McLean
Azabob Tom Papley and Jake Kolodjashnij
Axe Man Dane Rampe
Mofra Luke Parker
bornadog Rhys Stanley
jazzadogs Buddy Franklin
MrMahatma - Tyson Stengle
Soupman Peter Ladhams
EasternWest - Patrick Dangerfield
Happy Days Chad Warner
Flamethrower Gary Rohan
GVGjr Joel Selwood Callum Mills
Grantysghost - Sam Reid Issac Heeney
Yankee Hotel Foxtrot - Jake Lloyd
EasternWest Joel Amarty
jeemak Mark Blicavs
Doc26 Gryan Miers
merantau Oliver Florent
dadsgirl16 Jed Bews
Squirrel Grip Zach Gutherie
GrantyGhost Issac Heeney
bornadog Max Holmes
Rocco Jones James Rowbottom
boydogs Will Hayward
chef Zach Tuohy

Grantysghost is there twice

[Rocco Jones]

Grantysghost is there twice

You get Stephens.

[bornadog]

Is there a prize

[1eyedog]

Is there a prize

The prize is 1eye gets Jeremy Cameron! Wow.

Astounded Rocco hasn't called me already to pass on the good news.

When you're as old and ugly as me you're old and ugly.

Go Bloods.

[azabob]

What a lovely offer. I am just going to use the board to give out the rest. Enjoy a free Tom Atkins.

You forgot to give GVGjr Tom Atkins after all that.

[jazzadogs]

Is there a prize

I looked back at the opening page, and in year one of the RJWNSS the prize was to choose Rocco's avatar for a fortnight. Don't think the prize has ever been claimed!

[Grantysghost]

I looked back at the opening page, and in year one of the RJWNSS the prize was to choose Rocco's avatar for a fortnight. Don't think the prize has ever been claimed!

Oh that's perfect.

Now I really really want this.

Rita Panahi or Andrew Bolt.... Hmmm.

[EasternWest]

Grantysghost is there twice


You get Stephens.

In that case so is EasternWest

[Rocco Jones]

I looked back at the opening page, and in year one of the RJWNSS the prize was to choose Rocco's avatar for a fortnight. Don't think the prize has ever been claimed!

Haha. You get Mitch Duncan for that discovery.

[Rocco Jones]

Oh that's perfect.

Now I really really want this.

Rita Panahi or Andrew Bolt.... Hmmm.


Shudders. Geelong emergencies who haven’t been given away yet to you.


In that case so is EasternWest

All players I’ve forgot to give you by the start of the game go to you.

[Scraggers]

Rocco? GVG??? Someone please explain why I do not have Cyril Rioli?? That was the agreement in 2015 … Cyril Rioli for life. Please update the list to show this

[bornadog]

In that case so is EasternWest

and Borna :D

[Rocco Jones]

Rocco? GVG??? Someone please explain why I do not have Cyril Rioli?? That was the agreement in 2015 … Cyril Rioli for life. Please update the list to show this

Cyril is deeper than the list.

[Scraggers]

Cyril is deeper than the list.

Never a truer word was spoken

[bornadog]

Never a truer word was spoken

Cyril in the ads - still running fast

[bornadog]

Updated list, still plenty of players left. Let me know if I have missed anyone.

Daughter of the West Nick Blakey, Errol Gulden and Isaac Smith
Scraggers McCartin brothers
Hujsh - Cam Gutherie and Robbie Fox Sam De Konning
Rocco Jones Tom Hawkins
Eastdog Hayden McLean
Azabob Tom Papley and Jake Kolodjashnij
Axe Man Dane Rampe
Mofra Luke Parker
bornadog Rhys Stanley
jazzadogs Buddy Franklin
MrMahatma - Tyson Stengle
Soupman Peter Ladhams
EasternWest - Patrick Dangerfield
Happy Days Chad Warner
Flamethrower Gary Rohan
GVGjr Joel Selwood Callum Mills
Grantysghost - Sam Reid Issac Heeney
Yankee Hotel Foxtrot - Jake Lloyd
EasternWest Joel Amarty
jeemak Mark Blicavs
Doc26 Gryan Miers
merantau Oliver Florent
dadsgirl16 Jed Bews
Squirrel Grip Zach Gutherie
GrantyGhost Issac Heeney
bornadog Max Holmes
Rocco Jones James Rowbottom
boydogs Will Hayward
chef Zach Tuohy

Daughter of the West - WINNER

[Sedat]

Flamethrower wins the award for most ambitious/glass half full

[EasternWest]

Daughter of the West - WINNER

Recount

[EasternWest]

Flamethrower wins the award for most ambitious/glass half full

Imagine how crestfallen you'd be the moment you get Rohan in the sweep. Might as well not watch the game.

[Daughter of the West]

Daughter of the West - WINNER

I’d like to thank my parents, without them I wouldn’t be here today. I’d like to thank my husband for all his support and guidance through these trying times. My kids for always putting a smile on my face. And to all my gracious friends, you know who you are, I truly appreciate the boundless energy and love you provide. And to Rocco, thank you for administering such a wonderful competition for us to be a part of. I look up to you everyday and hope someday I may too be as successful as you are, running a Facebook page with 32k likes. I realised a lifelong dream today - being mentioned in the same sentence as the name Rocco Jones. Never did I think I would hear the words, “DOTW, you are the winner of the Rocco Jones/WOOF Norm Smith Sweep” but I am living proof that miracles do happen.

Thank you all SO MUCH!

<clutches statuette and dashes dramatically off side of stage>

[Grantysghost]

I’d like to thank my parents, without them I wouldn’t be here today. I’d like to thank my husband for all his support and guidance through these trying times. My kids for always putting a smile on my face. And to all my gracious friends, you know who you are, I truly appreciate the boundless energy and love you provide. And to Rocco, thank you for administering such a wonderful competition for us to be a part of. I look up to you everyday and hope someday I may too be as successful as you are, running a Facebook page with 32k likes. If realised a lifelong dream today - being mentioned in the same sentence as the name Rocco Jones. Never did I think I would hear the words, “DOTW, you are the winner of the Rocco Jones/WOOF Norm Smith Sweep” but I am living proof that miracles do happen.

Thank you all SO MUCH!

<clutches statuette and dashes dramatically off side of stage>

Haha this is brilliant I lolzed for 30 seconds.

You know your prize is to choose his Avatar for a month.

That's what we decided right?

Choose wisely, with great power comes great responsibility.

[EasternWest]

Haha this is brilliant I lolzed for 30 seconds.

You know your prize is to choose his Avatar for a month.

That's what we decided right?

Choose wisely, with great power comes great responsibility.

In this changing and scary world we need to hold onto familiar comforts that make us feel like everything is okay.

Barry Morgan has been a constant in my life since joining this forum. Barry must stay.

[Grantysghost]

In this changing and scary world we need to hold onto familiar comforts that make us feel like everything is okay.

Barry Morgan has been a constant in my life since joining this forum. Barry must stay.

I thought it was Borat.

[Rocco Jones]

I’d like to thank my parents, without them I wouldn’t be here today. I’d like to thank my husband for all his support and guidance through these trying times. My kids for always putting a smile on my face. And to all my gracious friends, you know who you are, I truly appreciate the boundless energy and love you provide. And to Rocco, thank you for administering such a wonderful competition for us to be a part of. I look up to you everyday and hope someday I may too be as successful as you are, running a Facebook page with 32k likes. I realised a lifelong dream today - being mentioned in the same sentence as the name Rocco Jones. Never did I think I would hear the words, “DOTW, you are the winner of the Rocco Jones/WOOF Norm Smith Sweep” but I am living proof that miracles do happen.

Thank you all SO MUCH!

<clutches statuette and dashes dramatically off side of stage>

Love this.

[azabob]

I’d like to thank my parents, without them I wouldn’t be here today. I’d like to thank my husband for all his support and guidance through these trying times. My kids for always putting a smile on my face. And to all my gracious friends, you know who you are, I truly appreciate the boundless energy and love you provide. And to Rocco, thank you for administering such a wonderful competition for us to be a part of. I look up to you everyday and hope someday I may too be as successful as you are, running a Facebook page with 32k likes. I realised a lifelong dream today - being mentioned in the same sentence as the name Rocco Jones. Never did I think I would hear the words, “DOTW, you are the winner of the Rocco Jones/WOOF Norm Smith Sweep” but I am living proof that miracles do happen.

Thank you all SO MUCH!

<clutches statuette and dashes dramatically off side of stage>

Forget Facebook, You forgot to mention where it all started…. Woof.net.au

[azabob]

Ah Mr.Rocco I was the last to post in this thread nearly one year to the day.

Can I have the YouTube cook Josh Dunkley please?

[Grantysghost]

I'd like Adam Treloar. Thanks RJ.

[EasternWest]

Rocco give me someone not shit.

I'll take Dosh Junkley.

[I'm Not Bitter Anymore!]

May I please have Lipinski he needs encouragement

[chef]

Harley Charlie please

[Rocco Jones]

DotW gets her choice of player as reigning champ but i'll give a way a few before then.

[EasternWest]

DotW gets her choice of player as reigning champ but i'll give a way a few before then.

I'll take Dosh Junkley instead of the usual shit you give me.

[Rocco Jones]

Ah Mr.Rocco I was the last to post in this thread nearly one year to the day.

Can I have the YouTube cook Josh Dunkley please?

I like it. You get him.


I'd like Adam Treloar. Thanks RJ.

Mason Cox for you.


Rocco give me someone not shit.

I'll take Dosh Junkley.

I am still bitter at you ignoring my NBA fantasy invite. It's a great set up too. Darcy Gardiner for you.


May I please have Lipinski he needs encouragement

Fair request. Granted.


Harley Charlie please

He is yours.

[Rocco Jones]

Closest to pin game. Bont Brownlow votes.

I am going 31. Winner gets choice of players remaining.

[lemmon]

Closest to pin game. Bont Brownlow votes.

I am going 31. Winner gets choice of players remaining.

27 for me please Rocco

[chef]

Closest to pin game. Bont Brownlow votes.

I am going 31. Winner gets choice of players remaining.

25 for me

[Yankee Hotel Foxtrot]

A Rocco Special please.

[jazzadogs]

Closest to pin game. Bont Brownlow votes.

I am going 31. Winner gets choice of players remaining.

I'll take 28 votes.

Coincidentally 28 is also the number of effective kicks Keidean Coleman is gonna have next week when he lights up the G ala Jason Johannsen. Could I have him please?

[Grantysghost]

(5 votes x pick 21) - (pick 23 x2
39

[Rocco Jones]

I'll take 28 votes.

Coincidentally 28 is also the number of effective kicks Keidean Coleman is gonna have next week when he lights up the G ala Jason Johannsen. Could I have him please?

Done

[Rocco Jones]

A Rocco Special please.

I am giving Cox as he is a Yankee. Well he is from the South but yeah.

So GG gets Darcy Cameron now.

[bornadog]

Closest to pin game. Bont Brownlow votes.

I am going 31. Winner gets choice of players remaining.

30 for Bont, and Normy -the number 30 for Pies - Darcy Moore

[Daughter of the West]

DotW gets her choice of player as reigning champ but i'll give a way a few before then.

Oooooh, thank you!

Pity I know zero about either side other than everyone?s favorite beige cook.

Who is the beige cook?s new sidekick these days? I?ll take them.

[Rocco Jones]

30 for Bont, and Normy -the number 30 for Pies - Darcy Moore

Done.


Oooooh, thank you!

Pity I know zero about either side other than everyone?s favorite beige cook.

Who is the beige cook?s new sidekick these days? I?ll take them.

Hmm I'll give you Lachie Neale.

[Flamethrower]

Closest to pin game. Bont Brownlow votes.

I am going 31. Winner gets choice of players remaining.

35 for the Bont, tied with Nick Daicos.

[Scorlibo]

Closest to pin game. Bont Brownlow votes.

I am going 31. Winner gets choice of players remaining.

I'll take 26 votes... and the Metal Buttock for Norm Smith please!

[Eastdog]

Closest to pin game. Bont Brownlow votes.

I am going 31. Winner gets choice of players remaining.

28 for the Bont

Beau McCreery for the Norm

[jeemak]

29 for the Bont please.

[EasternWest]

Can I have Dosh Junkley?

[bulldogtragic]

Can I have no one please. This is such a naff GF.

[EasternWest]

Can I have no one please. This is such a naff GF.

You can have my Darcy Gardiner because Rocco is going to give me Dosh Junkley.

Also Rocco send me an invite again this season I will give it a go this time.

[Rocco Jones]

I'll take 26 votes... and the Metal Buttock for Norm Smith please!

Who? Oh Maynard? He is yours anyway.


28 for the Bont

Beau McCreery for the Norm

Yeo.


Can I have no one please. This is such a naff GF.


You can have my Darcy Gardiner because Rocco is going to give me Dosh Junkley.

Also Rocco send me an invite again this season I will give it a go this time.

Gardiner to BT. EW player pending....

[EasternWest]

Who? Oh Maynard? He is yours anyway.



Yeo.





Gardiner to BT. EW player pending....

I can't believe that worked.

[bulldogtragic]

Who? Oh Maynard? He is yours anyway.



Yeo.





Gardiner to BT. EW player pending....

EW really wants Gardiner, I insist he can keep him. Can I have Craig McCrae if I have to have someone? Especially not a former dog, I don’t want to be linked to their success forever.

[Grantysghost]

Did I get Treloar?

[bornadog]

Did I get Treloar?

Who will he want to win the premiership, his Pies mates or Dosh

[Grantysghost]

Who will he want to win the premiership, his Pies mates or Dosh

Most likely Dunks.

[Rocco Jones]

I can't believe that worked.

Nathan Murphy for you.


EW really wants Gardiner, I insist he can keep him. Can I have Craig McCrae if I have to have someone? Especially not a former dog, I don’t want to be linked to their success forever.

You can have Ginnivan as well as Gardiner, who is a small forward, like Mcrae was


Did I get Treloar?

He is yours forever.

[EasternWest]

Nathan Murphy for you.



You can have Ginnivan as well as Gardiner, who is a small forward, like Mcrae was



He is yours forever.

You're the worst.

[Scraggers]

Dear Mr Rocco … as you are aware, I have Cyril Rioli for life. He is mine in every Rocco Sweep forever. Could I also please have a Daicos or two?

From your second biggest fan,

Scraggers :)

By the way, Bont polls 31

[Mofra]

I'll take a fringe scrubber for the sweep thanks

[Axe Man]

Can I please have the guy that apparently has a basketball background, although it is never really mentioned by the commentators.

[MrMahatma]

Anyone got Joey D?

[SquirrelGrip]

Can I have the one whose mum embarrassed him with her pre-game speech this year? My mum regularly embarrasses me.

[jeemak]

Can I please have Danny Zorko?

[GVGjr]

Can I please have Danny Zorko?

You should get Josh Dunkley, lets face it you got him there :)

[dadsgirl16]

One for me pretty please Mr RJ...not fussy perhaps a Daicos??

[The Underdog]

Can I have a Big O? If he’s not taken.

[EasternWest]

You should get Josh Dunkley, lets face it you got him there :)

Pretty sure I'm gonna get Dosh Junkley because I asked first.

[bornadog]

Pretty sure I'm gonna get Dosh Junkley because I asked first.

Nets to decide

[azabob]

Ah Mr.Rocco I was the last to post in this thread nearly one year to the day.

Can I have the YouTube cook Josh Dunkley please?


Rocco give me someone not shit.

I'll take Dosh Junkley.


Pretty sure I'm gonna get Dosh Junkley because I asked first.

You have trouble telling time, don't you?

[Rocco Jones]

Dear Mr Rocco ? as you are aware, I have Cyril Rioli for life. He is mine in every Rocco Sweep forever. Could I also please have a Daicos or two?

From your second biggest fan,

Scraggers :)

By the way, Bont polls 31

Who's number 1? I have 31 votes as my guess btw. Stracevich for you.


I'll take a fringe scrubber for the sweep thanks

Wilmot for you. He was a Kensington Killer. Inside joke (well not a funny joke. Inside thing?)


Can I please have the guy that apparently has a basketball background, although it is never really mentioned by the commentators.

Oleg Markov's dad did high jump. He is yours.


Anyone got Joey D?

No. If someone has him, bad luck. It's too hard keeping track so if I assign a player already taken, I am going to make it a quirk of the game and say player goes to whoever I have assigned him to last.

[Rocco Jones]

Dear Mr Rocco ? as you are aware, I have Cyril Rioli for life. He is mine in every Rocco Sweep forever. Could I also please have a Daicos or two?

From your second biggest fan,

Scraggers :)

By the way, Bont polls 31


I'll take a fringe scrubber for the sweep thanks


Can I please have the guy that apparently has a basketball background, although it is never really mentioned by the commentators.


Can I have the one whose mum embarrassed him with her pre-game speech this year? My mum regularly embarrasses me.

Who dat?


Can I please have Danny Zorko?

Zorko is your-ko.

[Rocco Jones]

One for me pretty please Mr RJ...not fussy perhaps a Daicos??

Josh Daicos for you.


Can I have a Big O? If he’s not taken.

Even if he is taken, he is yours now.

Anyone who loses a player due to my new rule (which covers up my unwillingness to check who I have given away) can ask for a new player.

Josh Dunkley, Nick Daicos et al saved for the Brownlowpelli game.

[jazzadogs]

Josh Daicos for you.



Even if he is taken, he is yours now.

Anyone who loses a player due to my new rule (which covers up my unwillingness to check who I have given away) can ask for a new player.

Josh Dunkley, Nick Daicos et al saved for the Brownlowpelli game.

MasterChef was literally the first player you allocated haha.

[Rocco Jones]

MasterChef was literally the first player you allocated haha.

Whoops! Cross him off then. I’m giving you De Goey for your work.

[Scraggers]

Who's number 1? I have 31 votes as my guess btw. Stracevich for you.


You are your number one biggest fan of course :rolleyes:

Sir, you again neglected to acknowledge my Rioli stake. And Starcevich? Surely i deserve at least one of the father-sons playing in this game?????

[EasternWest]

You have trouble telling time, don't you?

In general, yes.

In context I'm much more really really really good looking than you and so time is irrelevant.

[jeemak]

29 for the Bont please.

I guess I'm to blame.

[Grantysghost]

I guess I'm to blame.

Why couldn't you guess 32!?

[jeemak]

Why couldn't you guess 32!?

I can't count beyond 19 and it was just because I had a jumper number at 29 that I know it exists.

[azabob]

I guess I'm to blame.

Imagine if your talents, were, well, actually useful!

[Rocco Jones]

Jeemak, who are you taking?

[jeemak]

Jeemak, who are you taking?

I think I asked for Danny Zorko earlier, so I'm happy with him or Josh Dunkley if it upsets EW.

[azabob]

I think I asked for Danny Zorko earlier, so I'm happy with him or Josh Dunkley if it upsets EW.

You’ll be a double winner as you’ll upset me also, as I actually have Dunkley in this years sweep.

Bloody RJ and he’s loose rules ala the AFL commission. But hey, we adjust, live and learn.

[jeemak]

You’ll be a double winner as you’ll upset me also, as I actually have Dunkley in this years sweep.

Bloody RJ and he’s loose rules ala the AFL commission. But hey, we adjust, live and learn.

It's all upside for me then.

[Scraggers]

You are your number one biggest fan of course :rolleyes:

Sir, you again neglected to acknowledge my Rioli stake. And Starcevich? Surely i deserve at least one of the father-sons playing in this game?????

Rocco? Mate? I?ve given nothing but respect, please gimme a Daicos or a Moore or a Daniher please

[westdog54]

If I can't have Daniher I'll take whoever comes in to replace McStay.

[Flamethrower]

Isaac Quaynor or Haris Andrews

[Rocco Jones]

I think I asked for Danny Zorko earlier, so I'm happy with him or Josh Dunkley if it upsets EW.

You have Zorko already, you can have whoever is left. Dunkley taken.


Rocco? Mate? I?ve given nothing but respect, please gimme a Daicos or a Moore or a Daniher please

Both taken I think. Mihocek for you.


If I can't have Daniher I'll take whoever comes in to replace McStay.

Frampton is yours.


Isaac Quaynor or Haris Andrews

I like the reasonability here. You get both.

[Rocco Jones]

I am giving myself Nick Daicos.

[jeemak]

You have Zorko already, you can have whoever is left. Dunkley taken.


.

Leave me with Zorko.

[Rocco Jones]

Leave me with Zorko.

Too humble. I am giving you Sidebottom too. They are both old and kinda still good.

[jeemak]

Too humble. I am giving you Sidebottom too. They are both old and kinda still good.

Thank you thy benevolent one.

[EasternWest]

The Rocco, The.

[SquirrelGrip]

Can I have the one whose mum embarrassed him with her pre-game speech this year? My mum regularly embarrasses me.

Have I been allocated anyone yet?

[Rocco Jones]

Have I been allocated anyone yet?

Who is this player? I have allocated you a player I think. You can have Connor McKenna as well.

[Rocco Jones]

The Rocco, The.

Ryan Lester and all players I forget to allocate by the start of the game.

[SquirrelGrip]

Who is this player? I have allocated you a player I think. You can have Connor McKenna as well.

Thanks Rocco, hopefully it was Beau McCreery and thank you for Connor McKenna.

[Rocco Jones]

Next poster can have Tom Mitchell.

[bornadog]

Next poster can have Tom Mitchell.

Added to my Darcy Moore?

[Axe Man]

Since I asked for Pendlebury and instead received Markov can I also have Kyle Dunkley, Marcus Adams and Eddie McGuire?

[Rocco Jones]

Added to my Darcy Moore?

Yes.


Since I asked for Pendlebury and instead received Markov can I also have Kyle Dunkley, Marcus Adams and Eddie McGuire?

Yes. You can have Bobby Hill as well.

[Rocco Jones]

Thanks Rocco, hopefully it was Beau McCreery and thank you for Connor McKenna.

So grateful. You can have WHE as well.

[Rocco Jones]

Next person to name a player who hasn't been taken can have them.

[azabob]

Next person to name a player who hasn't been taken can have them.

Harris Andrews please.

[EasternWest]

Next person to name a player who hasn't been taken can have them.

Dosh Junkley thanks.

[Rocco Jones]

Harris Andrews please.

Taken. Hipwood for you.


Dosh Junkley thanks.

Elliott for you.

[EasternWest]

Taken. Hipwood for you.



Elliott for you.

He's actually pretty not shit are you feeling ok?

[Rocco Jones]

He's actually pretty not shit are you feeling ok?

Hahaha yeah I kinda buckled.

You can have Jarrod Berry as well.

[Eastdog]

Have I been allocated Rocco? I believe I have not sure.

[Rocco Jones]

Have I been allocated Rocco? I believe I have not sure.

Zac Bailey for you.

[Eastdog]

Zac Bailey for you.

I’ll take that.

[Grantysghost]

RJ - Considering Treloar didn't make the cut. I'll have Lippa instead.

[Rocco Jones]

RJ - Considering Treloar didn't make the cut. I'll have Lippa instead.

He is taken. Jaspa Fletcher for you.

[Grantysghost]

He is taken. Jaspa Fletcher for you.

Merci.

[SquirrelGrip]

Is Mason Cox still available?

[lemmon]

As a former nuggety back pocket player in a past life, I feel they're hugely underrepresented in Norm Smith medal winners. I request the most dour player you deem fit, Rocco

[EasternWest]

As a former nuggety back pocket player in a past life, I feel they're hugely underrepresented in Norm Smith medal winners. I request the most dour player you deem fit, Rocco

Surely user "nuggetybackpocket" has first dibs on that?

Speaking of first dibs, can I have Dosh Junkley as nobody else has requested him.

[lemmon]

Surely user "nuggetybackpocket" has first dibs on that?

Speaking of first dibs, can I have Dosh Junkley as nobody else has requested him.

Can't argue with that - second most dour player it is

[jeemak]

I saw Danny Zorko, Eric Hipwood and Cam Raynor at a cafe this morning. So good omen for me.

[bulldogsthru&thru]

I saw Danny Zorko, Eric Hipwood and Cam Raynor at a cafe this morning. So good omen for me.

The Cafe sells poison food.

[hujsh]

I'll take what you deign to give Rocco. Was on holiday when this started so can't be picky and have no idea who has been taken

[Rocco Jones]

As a former nuggety back pocket player in a past life, I feel they're hugely underrepresented in Norm Smith medal winners. I request the most dour player you deem fit, Rocco

Idk if any nuggety players left. Lincoln McCarthy for you.


Surely user "nuggetybackpocket" has first dibs on that?

Speaking of first dibs, can I have Dosh Junkley as nobody else has requested him.

Dye Kunkley for you. You still have all players not given away by start of game.


I'll take what you deign to give Rocco. Was on holiday when this started so can't be picky and have no idea who has been taken

Crisp for you.

[EasternWest]

Every year Rocco. Every year. Why have you forsaken me?

[Rocco Jones]

Every year Rocco. Every year. Why have you forsaken me?

Jeremy Howe for you.

[Rocco Jones]

Bobby Hill was not assigned, ergo I announce EasternWest winner as he has all players not assigned!

[azabob]

Bobby Hill was not assigned, ergo I announce EasternWest winner as he has all players not assigned!

I guess the squeaky wheel always comes out on top.

[Scraggers]

Bobby Hill was not assigned, ergo I announce EasternWest winner as he has all players not assigned!

We are never going to live this down are we??

[jeemak]

Bobby Hill was not assigned, ergo I announce EasternWest winner as he has all players not assigned!

Probably the only thing worse than Dosh Junkley getting a medal.

[jeemak]

I guess the squeaky wheel always comes out on top.

The left faction of WOOF has usually banded together tightly, but I reckon this could split it.

[Yankee Hotel Foxtrot]

Probably the only thing worse than Dosh Junkley getting a medal.

Just caps a real shitty end to 2023.
Had to be.

[jeemak]

Just caps a real shitty end to 2023.
Had to be.

I'm derided as a piece of shit for the Dunkley stuff (and definitely only that) but I feel this is worse.

[Yankee Hotel Foxtrot]

I'm derided as a piece of shit for the Dunkley stuff (and definitely only that) but I feel this is worse.

Well, let's just agree there is at least parity.

[jazzadogs]

I'll take 28 votes.

Coincidentally 28 is also the number of effective kicks Keidean Coleman is gonna have next week when he lights up the G ala Jason Johannsen. Could I have him please?

Geez this was not a bad prediction though. 26 disposals and runner up in the Norm, probably would have won it if Lions had got over the line.

[westdog54]

Yes.



Yes. You can have Bobby Hill as well.

Objection.

Bobby Hill was allocated to Axe Man as per this post

[westdog54]

Yes.



Yes. You can have Bobby Hill as well.


Bobby Hill was not assigned, ergo I announce EasternWest winner as he has all players not assigned!

Objection.

Bobby Hill was allocated to Axe Man as per this post

[Grantysghost]

Objection.

Bobby Hill was allocated to Axe Man as per this post

Controversy!

RJ : were you on the Barrys?

[EasternWest]

Deleted

[EasternWest]

I guess the squeaky wheel always comes out on top.


We are never going to live this down are we??


The left faction of WOOF has usually banded together tightly, but I reckon this could split it.


Just caps a real shitty end to 2023.
Had to be.

YESSSS SUCK IT LOSERS YOUR SALTY TEARS ARE SUSTENANCE FOR MY DESSICATED HUSK OF A HEART.


Objection.

Bobby Hill was allocated to Axe Man as per this post

Narc.

G, how do I delete a number of other people's posts?

[Rocco Jones]

I did a search and Hill didn’t come up! Other than Josh! Axe Man the new winner!

[EasternWest]

I did a search and Hill didn’t come up! Other than Josh! Axe Man the new winner!

The Rocco, the

[azabob]

I did a search and Hill didn?t come up! Other than Josh! Axe Man the new winner!

Did Josh Hill appear on the contract thread?

[I'm Not Bitter Anymore!]

Lipinski was robbed

[Yankee Hotel Foxtrot]

The veil of smugness that threatened this site is no more.

[EasternWest]

This is the darkest of timelines.

[azabob]

This is the darkest of timelines.

The sequel promises to be epic.

[EasternWest]

The sequel promises to be epic.

They do say it's always darkest before the dawn.

Gary don't kill the site I must have my time.

[Axe Man]

This was the biggest stuff up since the La La Land / Moonlight best picture controversy.

I am proud to be a 2 time winner of this prestigious competition, hopefully it’s not the last one.

[SquirrelGrip]

This was the biggest stuff up since the La La Land / Moonlight best picture controversy.

I am proud to be a 2 time winner of this prestigious competition, hopefully it?s not the last one.

https://i.postimg.cc/7ZV5sN9g/WOOF-GF-Sweep.jpg (https://postimg.cc/PCCfNYBx)

[EasternWest]

https://i.postimg.cc/7ZV5sN9g/WOOF-GF-Sweep.jpg (https://postimg.cc/PCCfNYBx)

This is some bullshit.

[bornadog]

https://i.postimg.cc/7ZV5sN9g/WOOF-GF-Sweep.jpg (https://postimg.cc/PCCfNYBx)

What a win

[westdog54]

This was the biggest stuff up since the La La Land / Moonlight best picture controversy.

I am proud to be a 2 time winner of this prestigious competition, hopefully it’s not the last one.

Steve Harvey ****ing up the Miss Universe result says hello.