The Rocco Jones/WOOF Norm Smith Sweep

[Rocco Jones]

http://graveyardshiftshane.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/sweep.jpg

Reply and I will give you a player.

[The Coon Dog]

Thank you.

[Mantis]

Reply and I will give you a player.

No.

What do I win?

[Rocco Jones]

Thank you.

Goddard

[chef]

Thank You.

[Rocco Jones]

No.

What do I win?

What don't you win?

Travis Varcoe

[Rocco Jones]

Thank You.

Gardiner

[Mantis]

Travis Varcoe

You suck Rocco.

[LostDoggy]

Thank You

[chef]

Gardiner

Go Gardi.

[mighty_west]

Thank you.

[Yankee Hotel Foxtrot]

Yes Please.

[bulldogtragic]

Remember how i thought you were funny this afternoon Rocco.

[comrade]

Boumannnnnn!

[Rocco Jones]

Thank You

Matthew Blake


Thank you.

Gilbert


Yes Please.

Milne


Remember how i thought you were funny this afternoon Rocco.

Joel Selwood


Boumannnnnn!

Lenny Hayes


I must say at this point that I was too lazy to do a traditional sweep and am basing it on the first player that pops into my head, how much I like you as a poster and whether your post is nice to me/entertains me.

[Scraggers]

Yup ... I'm in

[Rocco Jones]

Lets get together and create a super prize:

I will offer my avatar up for any picture of your choosing for a fortnight.

[Rocco Jones]

Yup ... I'm in

You are kinda anti-Barry Hall aren't you?

Stephen King for you.

[Scraggers]

Lets get together and create a super prize:

I will offer my avatar up for any picture of your choosing for a fortnight.

Now that's a good prize

[Scraggers]

You are kinda anti-Barry Hall aren't you?

Stephen King for you.

Ouch :)

Definitely NOT anti Barry, I hope he does really well at our club ... but I am anti Messiah conversations

[Rocco Jones]

Ouch :)

Definitely NOT anti Barry, I hope he does really well at our club ... but I am anti Messiah conversations

Fair enough too.

Next poster gets Jimmy Bartel.

[Scraggers]

Fair enough too.

Next poster gets Jimmy Bartel.

Can I have two :D

[The Bulldogs Bite]

Hm, who takes 'Waaahblett?'

[Rocco Jones]

Hm, who takes 'Waaahblett?'

Me.

You have Jimmy, not a bad deal.

[The Bulldogs Bite]

Me.

You have Jimmy, not a bad deal.

My nickname sake.

I'll take it. ;)

[Rocco Jones]

Next poster gets a two for one deal.

[1eyedog]

Sounds good will that be Eddy and Taylor cause they're crap?

[comrade]

Sounds good will that be Eddy and Taylor cause they're crap?

Rocco must hate you if you get Eddy.

[LostDoggy]

Bring it on. (please not Farren Ray)

[Rocco Jones]

Sounds good will that be Eddy and Taylor cause they're crap?

Oh, what a cynic you are?

As if I would be so unkind as to give you a player who isn't playing!

I am very offended. You get Zac Dawson and no 2nd player.

[Rocco Jones]

Bring it on. (please not Farren Ray)

How could I not give you Farren Ray?

Farren Ray for you.

[LostDoggy]

That is dodgy ;)

[Rocco Jones]

That is dodgy ;)

Of course it is.

Nick Riewoldt's likely opponent for whoever comes in next.

[1eyedog]

Beauty thanks heaps Rocco!:D

[Max469]

yes please

[Happy Days]

Why not.

[LostDoggy]

"Dont" give me Chappy ;)

[LostDoggy]

Pretty please Mr Rocco, can I be in your sweep? :)

[Rocco Jones]

Beauty thanks heaps Rocco!:D

Limit of one player per poster.


yes please

You are very well mannered for someone getting Harry Taylor


Why not.

With that attitude, you get Ralph Clarke


"Dont" give me Chappy ;)

Paul Chapman for your clever work.

[Rocco Jones]

Pretty please Mr Rocco, can I be in your sweep? :)

You have 32 in your username and McQualter wears number 32. You two are meant to be together.

[boydogs]

Who have you been saving for me Rocco?

[LostDoggy]

You have 32 in your username and McQualter wears number 32. You two are meant to be together.

Cool, thanks!! Who does he play for? :o

[Rocco Jones]

Who have you been saving for me Rocco?

Finally!

Andrew Mackie.

[Happy Days]

With that attitude, you get Ralph Clarke


Rather him than those other Clarkes they have ;)

[Rocco Jones]

Rather him than those other Clarkes they have ;)

:)

Raph!

For that you get Shannon Byrnes as well.

[Happy Days]

:)

Raph!

For that you get Shannon Byrnes as well.

After that goal against Freo I'll claim him as a wet-weather specialist :)

[Rocco Jones]

Next poster gets two players. I promise that this time it will be legit.

[1eyedog]

Oh, what a cynic you are?

As if I would be so unkind as to give you a player who isn't playing!

I am very offended. You get Zac Dawson and no 2nd player.


Early prediction. Riewoldt takeas a dive in the 1st quarter and does a knee keeping him out of the GF and most of season 2010, Zac Dawson goes forward and kicks 8. I'm on top a good thing here I can taste it.

[Rocco Jones]

Others can come in for seconds.

I get Leigh Montagna.

[LostDoggy]

Next poster gets two players. I promise that this time it will be legit.

Knew I should've waited 5 more minutes!! ;)

[Rocco Jones]

Early prediction. Riewoldt takeas a dive in the 1st quarter and does a knee keeping him out of the GF and most of season 2010, Zac Dawson goes forward and kicks 8. I'm on top a good thing here I can taste it.

David Wojcinski for you as well.

[Rocco Jones]

Knew I should've waited 5 more minutes!! ;)

Brad Ottens for you as well.

As well as being stupid, this sweep is also very hard to keep track of.

[LostDoggy]

Brad Ottens for you as well.

As well as being stupid, this sweep is also very hard to keep track of.


You're doing a great job!! Thanks!! :D

[Rocco Jones]

You're doing a great job!! Thanks!! :D

Compliments will you get you everywhere. Corey Enright for you as well.

I will take Nick Dal Santo.

[bulldogtragic]

Compliments will you get you everywhere. Corey Enright for you as well.

I will take Nick Dal Santo.
Thanks for Adam Selwood.

You are handsome, intelligent and funny Rocco :)

[Rocco Jones]

Thanks for Adam Selwood.

You are handsome, intelligent and funny Rocco :)

I changed it to Joel! :)

You are now part of my new way of giving out players. I will give out players according to a pattern and the first poster who correctly identifies it gets Riewoldt.

You get Milburn as well.

[Scraggers]

Go on then ... give us another

[Rocco Jones]

Go on then ... give us another

Scarlett.

Who can pick the mysterious pattern? Intrigued face emoticon!

[comrade]

All Australian?

[hujsh]

Wet weather specialist if there are any left please.

[Rocco Jones]

All Australian?

No but good guess so you get another player (also not enough posters are interested).

Enright.

The pattern continues.

[Rocco Jones]

Wet weather specialist if there are any left please.

It's all about the pattern at the moment.

Tom Harley for you.

[Rocco Jones]

No but good guess so you get another player (also not enough posters are interested).

Enright.

The pattern continues.

I stuffed up, I already have given someone Enright. The next two players in the pattern have already been taken so you get Joel Corey who is after them.

[Yankee Hotel Foxtrot]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
Yes Please.

Originally Posted by Rocco Jones
Milne

I must say at this point that I was too lazy to do a traditional sweep and am basing it on the first player that pops into my head, how much I like you as a poster and whether your post is nice to me/entertains me.[/QUOTE]


Ouch!

[Rocco Jones]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
Yes Please.

Milne

I must say at this point that I was too lazy to do a traditional sweep and am basing it on the first player that pops into my head, how much I like you as a poster and whether your post is nice to me/entertains me.


To make it up to you, I will give you the next player in the pattern.

You certainly have a pair of sex bombs.

[Yankee Hotel Foxtrot]

To make it up to you, I will give you the next player in the pattern.

You certainly have a pair of sex bombs.

Clinton Jones???

[Rocco Jones]

Clinton Jones???

Whoops, I forgot to mention the actual player. Cameron Ling.

Ling + Milne= sex bombs.

Anyone got the pattern yet?

You can have Jones as well, but it's not part of the pattern.

[Yankee Hotel Foxtrot]

Whoops, I forgot to mention the actual player. Cameron Ling.

Ling + Milne= sex bombs.

Anyone got the pattern yet?

You can have Jones as well, but it's not part of the pattern.

Is the pattern that you would not make for a benevolent Dictator?:p

[Rocco Jones]

Is the pattern that you would not make for a benevolent Dictator?:p

No, but I like it. You get the next player in the pattern who is James Kelly. The next player in the pattern is already taken (Bartel) and I will take the one after that who is Cam Mooney.

[mighty_west]

Gilbert

I must say at this point that I was too lazy to do a traditional sweep and am basing it on the first player that pops into my head, how much I like you as a poster and whether your post is nice to me/entertains me.

Gilbert, is he that dopey looking bloke that collects the crumbs from defence?

At least i didn't get the tip rat, my head would have spontaneously combusted! :D

[Rocco Jones]

Gilbert, is he that dopey looking bloke that collects the crumbs from defence?

At least i didn't get the tip rat, my head would have spontaneously combusted! :D

You get the next player in the pattern as well, Stevie J.

[Yankee Hotel Foxtrot]

Is the pattern career goals, least to most?

[mighty_west]

You get the next player in the pattern as well, Stevie J.

Mr Jones, you are the man! :)

[mighty_west]

Would Gilbert actually take Stevie J though, is that the magical pattern? ;)

[Rocco Jones]

Is the pattern career goals, least to most?

Great effort, actually links into the pattern a bit. I will give you another player and continue the pattern. The next player is taken (Varcoe) but you can have the next dud after that. The Toma Hawk!

[Rocco Jones]

Mr Jones, you are the man! :)

Thank you.

The next 6 players in the pattern are already taken (Chappy, Blake, Selwood, Ablett, Ottens and Byrnes), so you get the next one after that. Max Rooke for you.

[hujsh]

Screw patterns. I want Dal Santo.

[Rocco Jones]

Screw patterns. I want Dal Santo.

I already have him. The Geelong part is over, with Wojcinski being next but taken.

I should have actually started with the Saints but here goes. Next in the pattern is...

Jason Blake

[hujsh]

He could actually be a chance in the way Ted Richards almost won it.

[Rocco Jones]

He could actually be a chance in the way Ted Richards almost won it.

Your optimism and my want to wrap this up means you get another player. Dawson is next in the pattern but sadly for you he is already taken. You get Baker as well.

[bornadog]

Hello

[Rocco Jones]

Hello

Goddard is next in the pattern but he is already taken, so you get Sam Fisher.

[Rocco Jones]

I am going to give out a big clue: Blake, Dawson, Baker, Goddard and Fisher have been the last 5 players in the pattern. Gilbert, Ray, Hayes, NDS and McQualter are next but have already been taken.

[boydogs]

Pattern = reading the team sheets from defense to attack?

[Rocco Jones]

Pattern = reading the team sheets from defense to attack?

Hoorah!!

You get the next player in the pattern in Kosi and the special prize Nick Riewoldt! Yay!

Only 4 players left now.

[Doc26]

Hey Rocco McInerney wouldn't happen to be on your list ? How about Otto ?

[Rocco Jones]

Hey Rocco McInerney wouldn't happen to be on your list ? How about Otto ?

Sean Dempster for you.

[Doc26]

Now I wish Lyon had relented and brought in Maxy :( May as well give me him as well.

[Rocco Jones]

Now I wish Lyon had relented and brought in Maxy :( May as well give me him as well.

You can have Luke Ball as well and I will add Schneider to my batch.

Whoever posts next can have the last player left, Jason Gram.

[Doc26]

Can I be greedy and trade you Max for Jase ? Need to better my odds. He did alright for me in SC last year.

[Rocco Jones]

Can I be greedy and trade you Max for Jase ? Need to better my odds. He did alright for me in SC last year.

No, you big greedy guts.

Gram goes to the next poster who doesn't have a player.

[The Underdog]

Can I hit him?

[BulldogBelle]

Have you been saving the best til last?

[LostDoggy]

I don't have a player.

ps. And Rocco is sexy.

[Rocco Jones]

I don't have a player.

ps. And Rocco is sexy.

That's more than enough to get you Jason Gram.

[LostDoggy]

That's more than enough to get you Jason Gram.

Woo hoo! Worth his weight in gold (get it? get it?)

[Rocco Jones]

Woo hoo! Worth his weight in gold (get it? get it?)

Very good. :)

[lemmon]

Any left? Rocco, your insights are the only ones I value on this site

[The Pie Man]

I want in, I need something to distract me from the actual game today :)

[comrade]

Tally sheet!

[westdog54]

i might as well have anyone who may be left. I need something to generate interest in today for me.

[BulldogBelle]

I think anyone who has replied and not been given a player cam claim Yablett

[comrade]

My boy Lenny playing well.

Fazza with the solitary backwards handball.

[LostDoggy]

"Dont" give me Chappy ;)



Paul Chapman for your clever work.

Winnnnnnnnnnnnnner! :D

Chapppppy Chapppy Chapppppy

[LostDoggy]

Do we get a 'loser's' Norm Smith as well? I think Jason Gram was widely tipped as the Saints best player.

Like I said.. worth his weight in gold!

[boydogs]

Do we get a 'loser's' Norm Smith as well? I think Jason Gram was widely tipped as the Saints best player.

Like I said.. worth his weight in gold!

Gram actually tied for the award with Chapman, the tiebreaker was the most number of 3-votes - which is terrible way to do it IMO. From 5 selectors Gram was in everyone's top 3 with 3,2,2,1,1 and Chapman recieved 3,3,3,0,0 - meaning 2 of the selectors could have had him anywhere from 4th to 44th. Should just go with the chairperson's votes, and if that doesn't help get everyone to choose just between those 2 guys, with 5 voters you won't get another tie

[Rocco Jones]

Congratulations alexxxxxxxxxxx.

[LostDoggy]

Gram actually tied for the award with Chapman, the tiebreaker was the most number of 3-votes - which is terrible way to do it IMO. From 5 selectors Gram was in everyone's top 3 with 3,2,2,1,1 and Chapman recieved 3,3,3,0,0 - meaning 2 of the selectors could have had him anywhere from 4th to 44th. Should just go with the chairperson's votes, and if that doesn't help get everyone to choose just between those 2 guys, with 5 voters you won't get another tie

Exactly.

I think I win too, then.

[jazzadogs]

Gram actually tied for the award with Chapman, the tiebreaker was the most number of 3-votes - which is terrible way to do it IMO. From 5 selectors Gram was in everyone's top 3 with 3,2,2,1,1 and Chapman recieved 3,3,3,0,0 - meaning 2 of the selectors could have had him anywhere from 4th to 44th. Should just go with the chairperson's votes, and if that doesn't help get everyone to choose just between those 2 guys, with 5 voters you won't get another tie
If they just made them pick out of those two players, the three voters who gave Chapman 3 would pick him. The one who gave Gram 3 would pick him. The other 3 was given to H Taylor I believe, but it wouldn't matter who they picked out of Gram & Chappy. Chappy 3 or 4 vs Gram 1 or 2

[boydogs]

If they just made them pick out of those two players, the three voters who gave Chapman 3 would pick him. The one who gave Gram 3 would pick him. The other 3 was given to H Taylor I believe, but it wouldn't matter who they picked out of Gram & Chappy. Chappy 3 or 4 vs Gram 1 or 2

Yep would have been 3 to Chapman 2 to Gram. In fact the chairman had Chapman as well, so either of my two alternatives would have meant the same result in this case. However I think both are better ways of doing it

Sorry Lantern, but the fact remains Gram was not just the Saints best player in the votes but the equal best afield, which may have changed had the Saints got over the line instead of that Chapman game winner being front of mind

[LostDoggy]

Yep would have been 3 to Chapman 2 to Gram. In fact the chairman had Chapman as well, so either of my two alternatives would have meant the same result in this case. However I think both are better ways of doing it

Sorry Lantern, but the fact remains Gram was not just the Saints best player in the votes but the equal best afield, which may have changed had the Saints got over the line instead of that Chapman game winner being front of mind

Funny game this isn't it?

Joint Normies for all!

[LostDoggy]

Funny game this isn't it?

Joint Normies for all!

Pretty sure the announcer didn't say...Norm Smith medalist is....Jason Gram!

Such a sore loser ;) j/k

Whats my prize...i'll update my signature to rub Lanterns nose in it haha

[Rocco Jones]

It's Grand Final time and that means one thing around these parts, the great tradition of having a crappy Norm Smith sweep run by a guy who can't even be bothered to cut up pieces of paper with players names and pick them out of a hat or the like. No instead you get players based on no real logic. Excitement ahoy!

It would be remiss of me not to pass on my congratulations to alexxxxxxxxxxxx for winning the comp last year, enjoy your place on our board of honour.

The Rocco Jones/WOOF Norm Smith Sweep Board of Honour
2009-alexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Now onto the giving players to posters thing.

To start if off I have a number in my head, the winner gets a 'star' player (which will be truly randomised), others get a player based on how close they are.

[Rocco Jones]

I forgot to say the number is 1-10 and it's a whole number, so no tricky business. First entrant gets a a free player.

[bornadog]

ok I am in

[Rocco Jones]

ok I am in

You forgot your guess at a number but your free player is Darren Jolly as he was on the TV as I was posting this.

[comrade]

Seven

[The Coon Dog]

Four.

[Rocco Jones]

Seven

I can't give away how close you are because it would ruin this game of great integrity but I will give you a free player for great work push Dale Morris as captain. In return you get a captain who is also a defender with a great attitude, Nick Maxwell. He is nothing compared to our man but you did get it for free and all.

[LostDoggy]

Nine.

And I am defending my crown with.................

[Ozza]

I'll say number 6 - as it is available in more ways than one!

[Rocco Jones]

Seven


Four.


Nine.

And I am defending my crown with.................

Wow, alexxxxxxx starts his defence in great fashion. The number in my head was indeed 9.

comrade was pretty close, so he gets Jason Gram who was pretty close to winning the Norm Smith last year.

TCD gets Jarryd Blair which is pretty harsh considering being 5 away isn't that big but he is still free to enter for other players due to a certain lack of overall interest.

alexxxxxx you get your choice of anyone that isn't Dane Swan as I get him per the tradition of me getting whoever I want in this comp.

[Rocco Jones]

I'll say number 6 - as it is available in more ways than one!

Sorry but we already have a winner. For your problem you get the only number 6 named to play, Zac Dawson.

[Rocco Jones]

New competition.

Post a picture of a player who is still remaining looking silly/funny/stupid and you get that player.

[LostDoggy]

Wow, alexxxxxxx starts his defence in great fashion. The number in my head was indeed 9.
alexxxxxx you get your choice of anyone that isn't Dane Swan as I get him per the tradition of me getting whoever I want in this comp.

Just like last year I choose again :D I unfortunately think Collingwood will get over the line :( So in that case ill take the man with the porno-stache, Pendlebury.

[Rocco Jones]

Just like last year I choose again :D I unfortunately think Collingwood will get over the line :( So in that case ill take the man with the porno-stache, Pendlebury.

I was thinking of wasting my hard earned on Pendles too. The pornostache being taken out makes my current comp a little harder. :(

[Greystache]

Delete

[EasternWest]

Obvious choice is obvious:

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/09/02/03SWAN_ent-lead__200x245.jpg

I don't understand the game, but he looks stupid in this pic. Can I have him?

[Rocco Jones]

Two.

I enjoy you entering the competition obviously late with an answer wide off the mark. Nick Dal Santo for you.

[Rocco Jones]

Obvious choice is obvious:

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/09/02/03SWAN_ent-lead__200x245.jpg

I don't understand the game, but he looks stupid in this pic. Can I have him?

I don't understand the game too but I had stupid as an option because of this kind of thing.

That is Dane Swan right? He is already taken so I will give you Leigh Montagna instead.

[Greystache]

I enjoy you entering the competition obviously late with an answer wide off the mark. Nick Dal Santo for you.

Haha, I thought I was on the last page and realised I wasn't after I posted! :o

[boydogs]

New competition.

Post a picture of a player who is still remaining looking silly/funny/stupid and you get that player.

http://halfbackflanker.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/xmenstyle.jpg

[EasternWest]

I don't understand the game too but I had stupid as an option because of this kind of thing.

That is Dane Swan right? He is already taken so I will give you Leigh Montagna instead.

That is Dane Swan in his criminal days.

Oh cool, this guy:

http://mm.afl.com.au/Portals/0/images/AFL/AFL%20P-T/Montagna_Rd1709_246a.jpg

Is this looking stupid enough?

[Rocco Jones]

http://halfbackflanker.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/xmenstyle.jpg

He was the guy I was thinking of when I put the stupid part in. Congratulations, BJ is yours! (hmm actually, don't hold me to that).

[Rocco Jones]

That is Dane Swan in his criminal days.

Oh cool, this guy:

http://mm.afl.com.au/Portals/0/images/AFL/AFL%20P-T/Montagna_Rd1709_246a.jpg

Is this looking stupid enough?

Haha, brilliant. He is truly yours now. For your hard work you get Adam Schneider for free.

[Rocco Jones]

Haha, I thought I was on the last page and realised I wasn't after I posted! :o

I like your honesty. In return you get a honest player who is worth close to nothing, Sean Dempster.

[Greystache]

I like your honesty. In return you get a honest player who is worth close to nothing, Sean Dempster.

Does that mean I lost Dal Santo for being honest? Seems fair to me :D

[Ozza]

Can I have Nick Riewoldt....he looks pretty stupid here...

http://brusimm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/alpaca-01.jpg

[Rocco Jones]

Does that mean I lost Dal Santo for being honest? Seems fair to me :D

No you didn't but I see what you're doing there. Trying to be all honest again to get a free player. Instead I will give you a dirty player who is worth close to nothing, Steve Baker.

[Greystache]

No you didn't but I see what you're doing there. Trying to be all honest again to get a free player. Instead I will give you a dirty player who is worth close to nothing, Steve Baker.

I Love this game, I have absolutely no idea what's going on, but I still love it.

[Rocco Jones]

Can I have Nick Riewoldt....he looks pretty stupid here...

http://brusimm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/alpaca-01.jpg

Haha, I like it. Odd to see there are no photos of non-guns. Disappointed the game has been taken in the right spirit there, making me laugh.

You get Riewoldt still though.

[Rocco Jones]

I Love this game, I have absolutely no idea what's going on, but I still love it.

I have no idea of what's going on in this game as well. If it has a charm, that must be it.

[Rocco Jones]

New game time. The Roo thing inspired me. It is now a look-a-like game. Free players to anyone posting a player who is crap.

[comrade]

Can I have Farren?

http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00179/spud_179418t.jpg

[Rocco Jones]

Can I have Farren?

http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00179/spud_179418t.jpg

Good work. :)

My partner's gran says that Baker looks like a potato but sure, Farren is all yours. Finally someone playing this game in the right spirit. You get Toovey for free.

[comrade]

How about Sam Gilbert?

http://www.powerupdates.com/clients/RIS/ImageLibrary/RI%20School%20Uniform.jpg

[Rocco Jones]

How about Sam Gilbert?

http://www.powerupdates.com/clients/RIS/ImageLibrary/RI%20School%20Uniform.jpg

Hahaha. I love it. He is all yours.

This might get ugly (in a few ways) if someone uses your train of thought to get Milne.

[comrade]

Milney?

http://taxdollars.ocregister.com/files/2010/04/roof-rat.jpg

[LostDoggy]

Can I have the player who looks most like this guy..

http://thenamesbryce.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/side-show-bob.jpg

[EasternWest]

Haha, brilliant. He is truly yours now. For your hard work you get Adam Schneider for free.

Wait, do I get two players now? This is easy.


Can I have Nick Riewoldt....he looks pretty stupid here...

http://brusimm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/alpaca-01.jpg

Bwahahaha. Damn. I should have copyrighted that gag.

[EasternWest]

Good work. :)

My partner's gran says that Baker looks like a potato but sure, Farren is all yours. Finally someone playing this game in the right spirit. You get Toovey for free.

I've always thought that Baker looks like a Staffordshire Terrier.

Big barrel chest, skinny hips, ridiculous running style. No doubt Baker's a compulsive snorer and his farts clear a room too.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1WKGiuKIp0Q/SwheqFkUHII/AAAAAAAAABM/LcyMqrIukSU/s320/sbt.jpg

http://mm.afl.com.au/Portals/0/images/AFL/Saints/Baker_tongue246x316b.jpg

I don't want any more players. Can I donate him to Bulldog Revolution?

[Doc26]

Me, Me

Junior will do !

http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/2659/tatman.jpg

[Rocco Jones]

Milney?

http://taxdollars.ocregister.com/files/2010/04/roof-rat.jpg

He is all yours.


Can I have the player who looks most like this guy..

http://thenamesbryce.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/side-show-bob.jpg

Harry O'Brien and James Gwilt are yours.


I've always thought that Baker looks like a Staffordshire Terrier.

Big barrel chest, skinny hips, ridiculous running style. No doubt Baker's a compulsive snorer and his farts clear a room too.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1WKGiuKIp0Q/SwheqFkUHII/AAAAAAAAABM/LcyMqrIukSU/s320/sbt.jpg

http://mm.afl.com.au/Portals/0/images/AFL/Saints/Baker_tongue246x316b.jpg

I don't want any more players. Can I donate him to Bulldog Revolution?

Great work.


Me, Me

Junior will do !

http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/2659/tatman.jpg

Dane Swan is gone so you can have Dayne Beams.

[Mofra]

I hate him, but the white gangsta Didak has to be a chance

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/6686/whitegangstaa.jpg

[Rocco Jones]

Alright, a few players left, time for some flat out random allocations.

[Rocco Jones]

I hate him, but the white gangsta Didak has to be a chance

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/6686/whitegangstaa.jpg

Haha, just as I have given up with the game you come up with that.

I'll give you Didak and that other white gangsta Gardiner.

[Mofra]

Possibly the two biggest dickheads playing tomorrow, I can't lose!

[1eyedog]

Is there anyone left?

I want a sh&* player that I can hang sh*^ on, hang on they're all sh^%

[Rocco Jones]

Is there anyone left?

I want a sh&* player that I can hang sh*^ on, hang on they're all sh^%

Ask and you shall receive, Robert Eddy.

[1eyedog]

Ask and you shall receive, Robert Eddy.

Thank you. Please see my attached image of the top of Robert Eddy's head.

Kind Regards,

Me

[boydogs]

Lenny Hayes

http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2010/06/10/1225878/176933-lenny-hayes.jpg

Travis Cloke

http://mm.afl.com.au/Portals/0/images/AFL/AFL%20A-E/Cloke_sweat_246a.jpg

Dale Thomas

http://www.collingwoodfc.com.au/Portals/0/Collingwood_images/photo_galleries/070916_sf_wcecoll/12dale2.jpg

Luke Ball

http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2009/09/26/1225779/951899-worst-feeling-of-my-life-says-ball.jpg

[Rocco Jones]

gogriff- we moved from silly/funny/stupid to look-a-likes and then randomised selection.

Anyways I hate to see hard work go to waste and I appreciate that you have kept track of who is still left so you can have Luke Ball.

[jazzadogs]

I feel like this needs more participants. And I am happy to oblige, for a shot at being on the Honour Board next year.

[Rocco Jones]

I feel like this needs more participants. And I am happy to oblige, for a shot at being on the Honour Board next year.

You get Sidebottom.

[Rocco Jones]

I feel like this needs more participants. And I am happy to oblige, for a shot at being on the Honour Board next year.

You can have Kosi as well because you sound nice.

I have Dane Swan already but seeing as I am giving people so many players, I have going to give myself Jason Blake just to dilute the fact I have given myself the favourite.

[jazzadogs]

You get Sidebottom.
I expect nothing less than a 10 goal Grand Final performance.

[jazzadogs]

You can have Kosi as well because you sound nice.

I have Dane Swan already but seeing as I am giving people so many players, I have going to give myself Jason Blake just to dilute the fact I have given myself the favourite.
I expect nothing more than 10 touches from Kosi.

[Scraggers]

I reckon this Collingwood dick ...

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42070000/jpg/_42070150_colly300.jpg

Looks like this Collingwood dick ...

http://halfbackflanker.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/dale-thomas.jpg

If Daisy is not taken, can I have him ... and if he is taken, can I have another Collingwood dick ???

Cheers Rocco !!

[LostDoggy]

I'll get in on this. A nice one please, someone with a name suitable for a career in porn would be my preference (I know Sidebottom have been allocated).

[Throughandthrough]

any left?

[Go_Dogs]

I'll take one too!

[LostDoggy]

I'll take one of the remaining spuds.

[Throughandthrough]

and i googled random funny photos and got this

http://www.euphoria-magazine.com/img/random-funny-collection-001/random-funny-collection-00130.jpg

[OLD SCRAGGer]

If any left I'll gladly take one..thanks

[LostDoggy]

I'm just going to flat out request Lenny Hayes.

http://sfappeal.com/news/images/gun.jpg

[LostDoggy]

Although he's probably more like this when he plays us:

http://www.5ad.org/gun.jpg

[LostDoggy]

Not that I'll be watching, or even giving a crap.

(actually bought tickets to West Side Story for 3pm on Saturday arvo.. anything but the grannie)

[Rocco Jones]

I reckon this Collingwood dick ...

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42070000/jpg/_42070150_colly300.jpg

Looks like this Collingwood dick ...

http://halfbackflanker.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/dale-thomas.jpg

If Daisy is not taken, can I have him ... and if he is taken, can I have another Collingwood dick ???

Cheers Rocco !!

The lookalike bit is over but I like your work, so Dale Thomas is yours.

[Rocco Jones]

I'll get in on this. A nice one please, someone with a name suitable for a career in porn would be my preference (I know Sidebottom have been allocated).

Brett Peake because his surname kind of reminds me of your hairstyle.


any left?

Sharrod Wellingham for you


I'll take one too!

I was going to give you a number 16 but both aren't named in the 22. Instead you get Presti because he replaced a 16 in Nathan Brown. You can have Brown as well who should come in for Presti if he isn't right.


I'll take one of the remaining spuds.

McQualter is all yours

[Rocco Jones]

http://sfappeal.com/news/images/gun.jpg

I wish Didak or Gardiner were still available.


http://www.5ad.org/gun.jpg

Leigh Brown for you.

[LostDoggy]

Leigh Brown for you.

WTF? (Why The Face?)

[Rocco Jones]

WTF? (Why The Face?)

Haha, you also get Brent Macaffer for making me laugh.

[LostDoggy]

Haha, you also get Brent Macaffer for making me laugh.

Oh great.. Leigh Brown AND Brent Macaffer? Sell the house and book that cruise honey, we'll never need to work again!

[Rocco Jones]

Oh great.. Leigh Brown AND Brent Macaffer? Sell the house and book that cruise honey, we'll never need to work again!

You can have Chris Dawes as well

[LostDoggy]

You can have Chris Dawes as well

This is shitful. May as well give me the mascots too. And the entire coaching panel. FREMANTLE'S coaching panel.

[Rocco Jones]

This is shitful. May as well give me the mascots too. And the entire coaching panel. FREMANTLE'S coaching panel.

You drive a hard bargain. You get the Saints entire emergency list (Stanley, Geary, McEvoy) as well. That's 6 players!

[LostDoggy]

You drive a hard bargain. You get the Saints entire emergency list (Stanley, Geary, McEvoy) as well. That's 6 players!

Hey, if you put them all together maybe we can trade them to Freo for Matthew Pavlich and pick 12! I mean, they'll be getting a bargain, right? SIX players for ONE player -- it's so unfair that we've asked them to throw in a pick too. C'mon, you know you want to.

[Rocco Jones]

Hey, if you put them all together maybe we can trade them to Freo for Matthew Pavlich and pick 12! I mean, they'll be getting a bargain, right? SIX players for ONE player -- it's so unfair that we've asked them to throw in a pick too. C'mon, you know you want to.

Ben Reid for your continual hard work.

I have 6 players left. This means it's time for CRAZY WACKY SWEEP TIME

Now instead of games and giving players out based on random nonsense, I use the novel method of writing the remaining names on pieces of paper and pulling them out of an object with sufficient capacity.

[Throughandthrough]

Rocco, please sir can i have another in memory of the time that u left your tickets at home


(and also that your the first woofer i ever met)

[Rocco Jones]

Rocco, please sir can i have another in memory of the time that u left your tickets at home


(and also that your the first woofer i ever met)

I was going to give you Davis to commemorate it being in WA but remembered I said I would put down the remaining names on a piece of paper and pull them out of a hat etc. I did that and still ended up with Leon Davis! Spooky!

Leon Davis for you.

[Rocco Jones]

By the way anyone that hasn't entered this part of the sweep can get another player. I am going to pick someone out for me, promise I am not cheating...

Sam Fisher for me.

So I have Dane Swan (due to me being the boss of this stupid game), Jason Blake (to dilute getting Dane Swan) and Sam Fisher (genuine randomness of a sweep).

[comrade]

Who's left?

I want the best one - randomly of course.

[Doc26]

Randomly, anyone that adorns the #26

241

[Rocco Jones]

Who's left?

I want the best one - randomly of course.

Truly random now.

Ben Johnson.

[Rocco Jones]

Randomly, anyone that adorns the #26

241

I really am pulling out random pieces of paper here. Dal Santo has been taken so you will have to settle for Lenny Hayes.

[Daughter of the West]

Pretty please sir, Mr Rocco Jones sir, may I have a truly random player if a truly random player is left?

[Rocco Jones]

Pretty please sir, Mr Rocco Jones sir, may I have a truly random player if a truly random player is left?

You may, Clinton Jones.

[LostDoggy]

Clinton Jones may actually end up winning this stupid thing, which will truly be a travesty of all things good about sport.

[Daughter of the West]

Originally Posted by Daughter of the West
Pretty please sir, Mr Rocco Jones sir, may I have a truly random player if a truly random player is left?

You may, Clinton Jones.

Excellent, the boy from Munster!

[Rocco Jones]

Clinton Jones may actually end up winning this stupid thing, which will truly be a travesty of all things good about sport.

I need to wrap things up so I am giving you Lockyer and Goldsack who are on Collingwood's emergency list.

Still one more player left in the genuinely random part of the game (and the game in general I guess too).

[LostDoggy]

Can i please have Chris Judd.. Surely he's some sort of chance?

Oh hang on this isn't voted by Umpires.. Nevermind.

[Rocco Jones]

Can i please have Chris Judd.. Surely he's some sort of chance?

Oh hang on this isn't voted by Umpires.. Nevermind.

Haha, I was going to give Judd to myself.

Travis Cloke for you.

Now all 50 players that have been named have been given out, it's time for us to crown a new lord of this grand game or perhaps we will continue covertly worshipping alexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. Who knows? Neither is also a distinct possibility.

[LostDoggy]

I need to wrap things up so I am giving you Lockyer and Goldsack who are on Collingwood's emergency list.

Still one more player left in the genuinely random part of the game (and the game in general I guess too).

Gold. I have NINE players, which is nearly a quarter of all eligible players, and I still have next to zero chance of winning this thing.

Wouldn't be a Rocco game any other way.

[Rocco Jones]

Gold. I have NINE players, which is nearly a quarter of all eligible players, and I still have next to zero chance of winning this thing.

Wouldn't be a Rocco game any other way.

:) I love the mathematics in that sentence. I will give it to my students .

[LostDoggy]

Oh poo, I missed out!! :(

Oh well, thanks for the laughs Rocco. :)

[Throughandthrough]

Oh poo, I missed out!! :(

Oh well, thanks for the laughs Rocco. :)



I have a spare
Sharrod Wellingham for you


I was never gonna remember his name anyway, so he's yours!

[LostDoggy]

I have a spare


I was never gonna remember his name anyway, so he's yours!

Thanks so much Throughandthrough!!

Sharrod - what kind of a name is Sharrod?! :D

[OLD SCRAGGer]

Oh poo, I missed out!! :(

Oh well, thanks for the laughs Rocco. :)

RATS! I missed out too :mad:

[The Coon Dog]

RATS! I missed out too :mad:

You can have mine if you like; Jarryd Blair! :eek:

[1eyedog]

Thanks so much Throughandthrough!!

Sharrod - what kind of a name is Sharrod?! :D

I don't know what kind of name is Suz 32?:D

You can have mine too, Robert Eddy, I have a feeling in my piss about him!

[lemmon]

Would any of you kind fellows spare one of your fine entrants for me, duds are invited

[LostDoggy]

Would any of you kind fellows spare one of your fine entrants for me, duds are invited

I'm not a fellow but I am kind..... as I already have SHARROD, you can have Robert Eddy which 1eyedog kindly donated to me. (Even though he has a feeling in his piss about him!!) :D

[Rocco Jones]

I am loving the sharing. Next poster without a player who posts gets Jason Blake from me.

[LostDoggy]

I am loving the sharing. Next poster without a player who posts gets Jason Blake from me.

And i'll thrown in my 3rd tier player.......James? Gwilt. If its not James I have NFI who this guy is haha :p

[lemmon]

I'm not a fellow but I am kind..... as I already have SHARROD, you can have Robert Eddy which 1eyedog kindly donated to me. (Even though he has a feeling in his piss about him!!) :D

Haha lovely, many thanks. Feeling good about Eddy, hopefully its the first time in history a norm smith medalist has more tackles then kicks.

[BulldogBelle]

Can I have spare dud to make it interesting pretty please

[Rocco Jones]

Can I have spare dud to make it interesting pretty please

Jimmy Gwilt is yours. If someone is without a player Jason Blake is still left.

[AndrewP6]

Jimmy Gwilt is yours. If someone is without a player Jason Blake is still left.

I don't have anyone... I started reading this thread after being out last night and still have no clue what it's about. But Blake is about as good a footy player as me, so I'll take him.

[Rocco Jones]

I don't have anyone... I started reading this thread after being out last night and still have no clue what it's about. But Blake is about as good a footy player as me, so I'll take him.

If you had a clue about what this thread is about then I would be really worried.

With all players given out I am asking posters with multiple players to reach out and give away a dud so as many people as possible can be involved.

Here's how it goes

Step 1- Posters without a player post their desire to get some
Step 2- Poster with multiple players quotes that poster and gives them a player
Step 3- Fun

Posters are also free to swap around steps 1 and 2, with give aways going to the next poster.

It's like that movie with the kid that was in the 6th sense, you know the feel good one.

[AndrewP6]

If you had a clue about what this thread is about then I would be really worried.

With all players given out I am asking posters with multiple players to reach out and give away a dud so as many people as possible can be involved.

Here's how it goes

Step 1- Posters without a player post their desire to get some
Step 2- Poster with multiple players quotes that poster and gives them a player
Step 3- Fun

Posters are also free to swap around steps 1 and 2, with give aways going to the next poster.

It's like that movie with the kid that was in the 6th sense, you know the feel good one.

Alrighty then...now it's clear :eek: Rampant silliness - I love it.

[BulldogBelle]

Jimmy Gwilt is yours. If someone is without a player Jason Blake is still left.

Whoohoo - thanks!

[boydogs]

Cool, all done. I have taken the liberty of listing who has who.
I couldn't see Heath Shaw allocated, so I took him for myself :D

Collingwood
Leon Davis - Throughandthrough
Sharrod Wellingham - Suz 32
Dane Swan - Rocco Jones
Scott Pendlebury - alexxx
Dale Thomas - Scraggers
Simon Prestigiacomo - Griffen#16
Nathan Brown - Griffen#16
Luke Ball - gogriff
Heath Shaw - gogriff
Travis Cloke - Jaytee
Darren Jolly - bornadog
Nick Maxwell - comrade
Alan Toovey - comrade
Ben Johnson - comrade
Jarryd Blair - OLD SCRAGGer
Harry O'Brien - alexxx
Dayne Beams - Doc26
Alan Didak - Mofra
Steele Sidebottom - jazzadogs
Leigh Brown - Lantern
Brent Macaffer - Lantern
Chris Dawes - Lantern
Ben Reid - Lantern
Tyson Goldsack - Lantern
Tarkyn Lockyer - Lantern

St Kilda
Jason Gram - comrade
Farren Ray - comrade
Sam Gilbert - comrade
Stephen Milne - comrade
Brendon Goddard - gogriff
Justin Koschitzke - jazzadogs
Nick Riewoldt - Ozza
Zac Dawson - Ozza
Andrew McQualter - Jaytee
Robert Eddy - lemmon
Lenny Hayes - Doc26
Clinton Jones - Daughter of the West
Leigh Montagna - dfa4pm
Adam Schneider - dfa4pm
James Gwilt - Fossie 32
Sam Fisher - Rocco Jones
Jason Blake - AndrewP6
Nick Dal Santo - Greystache
Sean Dempster - Greystache
Steven Baker - Greystache
Michael Gardiner - Mofra
Brett Peake - DaDruid
Rhys Stanley - Lantern
Ben McEvoy - Lantern
Jarryn Geary - Lantern

[comrade]

If someone wants a player, I'm happy to hand over Alan Toovey.

For $100.






PM me.

[chef]

If someone wants a player, I'm happy to hand over Alan Toovey.

For $100.






PM me.

http://aes.iupui.edu/rwise/banknotes/australia/AustraliaP55b-100Dollars-(19)99-dgs_f.jpg

Thanks comrade:)

[Throughandthrough]

It's like that movie with the kid that was in the 6th sense, you know the feel good one.

http://www.hamovhotov.com/fun/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/i-see-dumb-people-everywhere.jpg

NB how is the 6th sense a feel good movie?

The kid is a nut bag, the mum distresses, and the good guy actually is dead.

NB if u havent seen it yet, Spoiler alert.

[EasternWest]

If someone has missed out, they can have Schneider. On the proviso that if he wins, you give him back.

[Rocco Jones]

http://www.hamovhotov.com/fun/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/i-see-dumb-people-everywhere.jpg

NB how is the 6th sense a feel good movie?

The kid is a nut bag, the mum distresses, and the good guy actually is dead.

NB if u havent seen it yet, Spoiler alert.

I didn't say 6th sense was a feel good movie, I said that the kid from it is in a feel good movie about doing good deeds. Oh it's 'pay it forward' I think.

[BulldogBelle]

Doc26 wins!

Bruce did say Gwilt has been magnificent though :p

[boydogs]

Goddard was ripped off.
I demand a replay :D

[AndrewP6]

I think Blakey even got a couple of touches, that's as good as a win for him!

[Throughandthrough]

Can i have a new player please Rocco?


Your posts on Woof are the best.

[jazzadogs]

Can i have a new player please Rocco?


Your posts on Woof are the best.
The best thing about the draw...we get to enjoy another sweep.

[EasternWest]

The best thing about the draw...we get to enjoy another sweep.

Very true.

I bags this guy:

http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2010/05/01/1225860/858190-lenny-hayes.jpg

[LostDoggy]

Sam Fisher, please :D

[comrade]

What are the odds of winning two Norm Smith medals in one season?

[EasternWest]

What are the odds of winning two Norm Smith medals in one season?

If I have him in the sweep, high. If Rocco doesn't play fair, low.

[comrade]

Can I have Goddard?

http://www.homegems.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/victorian-bras-twist-door-knob.jpg

[chef]

Swan for me:)

I've got the feeling the Pies are going to win quite easily next week.

[Daughter of the West]

May I have this gentleman please?

http://www.rollingrains.com/case_studies/graphics/daiseyshot.jpg

[Rocco Jones]

Well that concludes Part 1 of this year's edition of TRJWNSS.

We made history this week with this year's edition of TRJWNSS receiving it's all time record amount of replies.

Congratulations to Doc26 for his win and place on the board of honour. Here it is.

The Rocco Jones/WOOF Norm Smith Sweep
2009-alexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

2010 Part I-Doc26

[Rocco Jones]

Whilst I appreciate the fine work of comrade and DOTW, what would TRJWNSS be without order and structure? The sweep starts asap for me to be on WOOF after the teams are announced on Thursday.

Or I might get bored and just start it whenever.

[azabob]

Whilst I appreciate the fine work of comrade and DOTW, what would TRJWNSS be without order and structure? The sweep starts asap for me to be on WOOF after the teams are announced on Thursday.

Or I might get bored and just start it whenever.

Rocco, I totally agree with the above you do what you feel is right. (Is that enough sucking up to get me either the ugly swan or st.diver?)

[Doc26]

Well that concludes Part 1 of this year's edition of TRJWNSS.

We made history this week with this year's edition of TRJWNSS receiving it's all time record amount of replies.

Congratulations to Doc26 for his win and place on the board of honour. Here it is.

The Rocco Jones/WOOF Norm Smith Sweep
2009-alexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

2010 Part I-Doc26

Thanks Rocco.

I would firstly like to thank GVGJr, Rocco Jones and my fellow Woofers. As much as it's a hollow victory I am humbled to receive the TRJWNSS. Hopefully we can go one step better next week and send the filth back to Arizona. "I have a good feeling in my piss".

[LostDoggy]

Im glad there will be a part two.

My first concerns yesterday werent about the players, or when I was going to claim my $5 bet on the draw :D they were about TRJWNSS and whether another would be allocated. I am happy to see that the sweep will go on, just like the Grand Final! Im looking forward to TRJWNSS Replay.

P.S Id love to bag Pendle-stache again ;)

[Rocco Jones]

May I have this gentleman please?

http://www.rollingrains.com/case_studies/graphics/daiseyshot.jpg

I am going to give you Daisy. Partly due to your delightful picture but mainly it's due to wanting to inflate the thread's post count during the week.

[comrade]

I am going to give you Daisy. Partly due to your delightful picture but mainly it's due to wanting to inflate the thread's post count during the week.

You do love a stacked thread, don't you?

What's the initial criteria this week?

[Rocco Jones]

You do love a stacked thread, don't you?

What's the initial criteria this week?

I sure do.

I am not sure yet, I am thinking of a combination between a task and the traditional type of sweep. Perhaps I can have different pots to pick out of based on how well respective posters do in whatever tedious task I lay out.

[Daughter of the West]

I am going to give you Daisy. Partly due to your delightful picture but mainly it's due to wanting to inflate the thread's post count during the week.

Thanks Rocco! :D

[EasternWest]

I am going to give you Daisy. Partly due to your delightful picture but mainly it's due to wanting to inflate the thread's post count during the week.

Hey wait a second, you said you were waiting until Thursday? If you're handing them out, I still want this guy:

http://englishvg1.wikispaces.com/file/view/lenny-leonard.png/33811059/lenny-leonard.png

http://www.idahohaynow.com/hay_bale_klwh.jpg

[westdog54]

^^^

Are you sure you don't want

http://www.simpsonstrivia.com.ar/simpsons-photos/wallpapers/dr-nick-riviera.gif
http://www.computercoupons.com.au/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dell.jpg
http://www.abc.net.au/tv/welcher/img/ww_lge_griff.jpg

?