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Its pretty embarassing for a professional athlete to have such a complete lack of muscle definition. Maybe the tatt is meant to distract attention.
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Greystache
Can someone talk me through this?
http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/f...fa38?width=650
Is it an owl riding on the crown of a lion? :confused:
As a side note, that career best preseason doesn't exactly look to have reaped benefits. If he was playing VFL the coaching staff would be questioning his conditioning. He was never anywhere near as chunky as that playing at the Bulldogs.
Is the lion thinking of an owl?
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hujsh
Haven't you read BomberBlitz? We conditioned him to look like that. They're in the process of slimming him down. Probably needs another couple years before anyone can expect real results.
That's right. For some reason their plan appears to involve fattening Jake up even further before they start to slim him down.
If I were Jake I'd be keeping away from gingerbread houses.
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Twodogs
Is the lion thinking of an owl?
I think it's a representation that a young lion will have brain farts, but eventually find wisdom.
He hopes.
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bornadog
Why didn't he just get F@$&wit tattooed across his chest and save on the ink.
On another note I almost spewed when the news had a story about how he was such a decent deserving father and his kids should be allowed to attend his 100th game.
Assuming when he said kids he meant his children and not his latest high school groupie.
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MrMahatma
I think it's a representation that a young lion will have brain farts, but eventually find wisdom.
He hopes.
He must mean Lion farts. And the lion is a bit of a dickhead. Like Tom Rockliff used to be.
That's what it means! Jake wants a transfer to Port Adelaide.
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KT31
Why didn't he just get F@$&wit tattooed across his chest and save on the ink.
On another note I almost spewed when the news had a story about how he was such a decent deserving father and his kids should be allowed to attend his 100th game.
Assuming when he said kids he meant his children and not his latest high school groupie.
Do players normally run onto the ground with their kids for their 100 games?
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KT31
Why didn't he just get F@$&wit tattooed across his chest and save on the ink.
On another note I almost spewed when the news had a story about how he was such a decent deserving father and his kids should be allowed to attend his 100th game.
Assuming when he said kids he meant his children and not his latest high school groupie.
Why wouldnt his kids be allowed to attend the game ?
Lots of kids attend games every week, that puzzles me , is his ex not letting them go ?
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ledge
Why wouldnt his kids be allowed to attend the game ?
Lots of kids attend games every week, that puzzles me , is his ex not letting them go ?
Article mentioned they hadn't seen him play for Essendon yet, which surprised me too.
Could be any number of reasons so best not to speculate but his life has certainly gone 180 degrees from the All Australian young father (to be?) in 2015 to now.
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MrMahatma
Article mentioned they hadn't seen him play for Essendon yet, which surprised me too.
Could be any number of reasons so best not to speculate but his life has certainly gone 180 degrees from the All Australian young father (to be?) in 2015 to now.
That statement about his kids should be allowed to see his 100th game says a lot without saying anything.
On a side note that tattoo is just wierd strange, no idea what it stands for or means.
I have two tattoos one is a western bulldog premiership one, the other a tassie devil which I kind of relate to me being a cheeky Aussie ( he was my favourite cartoon growing up ) it's over 25 years old now so I have grown out of it and it needs another tattoo over it. At least they have meaning.
I would imagine if he was such a loving dad why some tattoo to scare the kids and not their names ?
Strange dude is Jakey.
Country boy adjusting to city life ?
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MrMahatma
I think it's a representation that a young lion will have brain farts, but eventually find wisdom.
He hopes.
My untrained eye sees an owl taking a great steaming dump on a justifiably pissed off chewbacca.
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jeemak
Jake is so immature. They were so young to get married and have children.
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jeemak
When both parents will do whatever it takes for publicity the kids are always going to be the loser. I really feel sorry for the two girls, what chance do they have with these two as parents.
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bornadog
Jake is so immature. They were so young to get married and have children.
They never got married......