BAD honestly, you need to choose just one hill to die on. I don't want you to descend into madness on this stuff, you've had a good life, worked hard, been successful and seen many scenes.
If you make the realisation that you're watching entertainment conflated with sport, it's heaps easier. Literally nothing is reasonable or even. MCG tenants stand to benefit by $1m this year just because, we get JUH, ironically we only play each team once this year but that's going to be seen as terrible for the game.....you know, because an even draw is worse than a contrived fixture.
It's time to let go and suffer blissfully like the rest of us. :)